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Being a [[Autism|proud Texan]] would be all the information you would need to know about Ghost to deduce that he is overweight, homophobic, racist, nationalistic, ignorant, and holds deranged [[Tea Party|Tea Party views]]. However, to compensate for the fact that he could no longer reach his [[Micropenis|best friend]] within the canyon of fat that may possibly double as his desk, Ghost goes one further in the batshit insane department. When not bashing liberals or gays, he states that he believes that we must "metaphorically" (Read "literally") "throw the old people off the cliff" because the baby boomer generation is clearly conspiring to demolish America as we know it. He also believes that all the [[Nigger|poor people]] are mooching off of [[welfare|da gubmint cheese]] and living lavish lifestyles off of foodstamps and we can solve poverty and world hunger in one fell swoop by having the poor people eat each other. In fact, he is so conservative that he alienated himself from the other hosts of BTR by labeling [[John McCain]] a turncoat and refusing to support him. He also has a huge rage boner for single mothers and claims that all the [[Newfag|kids]] that call up his show are the result of [[Your Mom|their mom's]] [[what|visiting Applebee's during happy hour to get some]] [[BBC|Alabama Black Snake]]. In fact, ghost just seems to hate all women in general due to his tendency to quickly label female callers as [[Feminist|"Skankasauruses"]] and that any female with a [[whore|vagina not filled with white cock]] is probably destroying [[America]]. This may be due to the fact that he was teased in high school for being a [[Dying Alone|fat, friendless loser]] by all the pretty Texan blonde bitches (who today are probably fatter than him) which inspired him to get a [[Bullshit|BS]] in business and regularly browse [[r9k]]. Speaking of [[4chan]], Ghost has a disturbingly good grasp of memes and modern pop culture despite claiming to be a grandfather, further solidifying the fact that he is a [[basement dweller]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvk4i_Lxz9M He once even attempted to do an actual barrel roll on his desk] only to have the table give out on him [[fat|for some reason.]]  Ghost also [[jew|hates Christmas]] because he never gets good presents from his relatives.