FreeBritney

#FreeBritney was a movement aimed at freeing Britney Spears from her conservatorship from her greedy jew dad Jamie Spears. It started as a small movement in 2019 when Britney Spears whined about her dad who literally sits with all his jew gold from her daughter, while she barely gets any money from what she makes. This caused her fans to spam hashtags all over Twatter. Since this was the internet, it had little to no results. Of course people on the internet never learn, so they thought winning about a prostitute being stuck in slavery would actually do something.

Then in 2021 Mickey Mouse who raised Britney is his club, decided with all the new assets he buys to take over the world he should help her out with a documentary on FX. Causing an uproar with even more of her fantards spamming on social media to "#FreeBritney", and bringing in an on-slot of SJWs, Feminazis, and Millennials to turn the movement into one the biggest cesspool since FreeKesha.

The movement attacks anyone who made the slightest joke about Britney and makes them seem like evil woman hating bastards. Any jokes someone made about Britney are now being turned into sexist ideologies. Since it's 2021, nobody understands humor and anything said about Britney is taken as literally, even If they were on Britney's side.

Of court didn't give a shit. Britney Spears went to court and the conservatards telling her to GTFO each time to keep racking in the worthless jew gold.

In September 2021, Jamie finally gave up, and accepted his future going broke and filled to end the conservative-ship. On the 29th, it finally ended with fans finally rejoiced.

Background

Britney wrecking the car so the stalker can't just fuck off drive away

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Britney Spears was originally known for her being a cute innocent sweet girl on the All New Mickey Mouse Club. The show introduced people to her for the first time.

After the show was cancelled. She remained forgotten until 1998 when she became a prostitute and released her hit single; "Baby Hit Me One More Time" giving 13 year old boys and creepy old man with lolita fetishes erections. She then whored herself even further into adulthood and life went completely downhill from there.

In 2006 after Britney fucked Kevin Federline millions of times, they gave birth to a second baby. During this time a rumor floated around of Britney having postpartum-depression from the misery from being around Kevin. Because fucking Kevin is a mistake, and their baby was disgusting, she finally divorced with Kevin and kept the second child.

In 2007 Britney was finally sick of the worthless paparazzi begging for attention, and did an epic-lulz move. She shaved her to represent "fuck you", and hit a paparazzi with an umbrella. She was put in mental institution, and |lost her son.

At the MTV Awards she did an obviously lip-sinked performance, which every one obviously could see through and was bullied to death online.

Conservatorship

After Britney Spears public breakdown, her life didn't get much better from here. In an attempt to make Federine butthurt, she locked her and her son in a bathroom. This caused even more unwanted attention from the paparazzi. She was placed in a 5150 hold and lost more of her rights.

Jamie Spears saw this as an opportunity for jew gold by putting Britney under conservatorship, basically he use Britney for easy cash while she doesn't make a penny. He could say that he is trying to help Britney so nobody would question is his motives. So he filled a conservativeship. Since the rulers did not give a shit about what Britney had to say. She was now under "temporary covservativeship", this was extended to shit for the next 13 years.

Since the conservatorship Britney Spears has:

• Four albums

• Was a judge on the second season of The X Factor.

• Preformed a concert in residency from 2013 - 2017

She totally wasn't being exploited by by her dad.

Inception

In 2019 a podcast about Britney Spears called "Britney's Glam" received a mail from someone who supposedly a former manger for Britney. It said that Britney second residency was cancelled as Britney refused to take medication.

After the podcast, A movement called "#FreeBritney" started spreading across Twatter in an attempt to cease the conservatorship. It went on trending for a few hours, and SURPRISE!!!!! IT DID FUCKING NOTHING!!!!!. Since pointless internet backlash does absolutely nothing. A protest in front of Hollywood City Hill to get Britney out of the protege happened. Despite it being a protest which should usually do absolutely nothing, it actually worked. Something Greta Thunberg wishes she could do.

Britney Spears then released a statement, telling all her fans to stop harassing the shit out of her and pretending to be killers by sending death threats despite not being able to afford a gun. She also said not everything you see on the internet is true.

	“	I wanted to say hi, because things that are being said have just gotten out of control!!! Wow!!! There’s rumors, death threats to my family and my team, and just so many things crazy things being said. I am trying to take a moment for myself, but everything that’s happening is just making it harder for me. Don’t believe everything you read and hear. These fake emails everywhere were crafted by Sam Lutfi years ago... I did not write them. He was pretending to be me and communicating with my team with a fake email address. My situation is unique, but I promise I’m doing what’s best at this moment 🌸🌸🌸 You may not know this about me, but I am strong, and stand up for what I want! Your love and dedication is amazing, but what I need right now is a little bit of privacy to deal with all the hard things that life is throwing my way. If you could do that, I would be forever grateful. Love you ❤️❤️❤️	„
	—-Britney asking to be left alone

Jamie exploits Britney's kids

Sean and Jayden Federline, Britney's sons; filed a restraining against Jamie Spears for getting into a fight with them. Basically Jamie got super butthurt at Jayden not doing what he wants and tried to attack him. However Jayden ran away and locked his door, thinking he was safe from his dad. But then his Dad broke the door, and grabbed him. Even Britney was smart enough to recognize abuse, and called the police. The

After the incident, Spears and Kevin changed there custody so Jamie won't be getting as much jew gold. This was made the previous year, but made official after the abuse. A lawyer as said this on the incident.

	“	There was a disagreement that occurred while Britney and the children were visiting with Jamie at his home that led to a physical altercation. Britney did the right thing and removed the children and took them out of there, but the trauma to the kids is nonetheless.	„
	—dumbass

Jamie is now under investigation for child abuse, and will get punishments.

Livestream

Jayden Federline went on a rant Instagram Live responding to questions about shit nobody cares about. But then some one brings up the conservativeship in the chat, and leads to Jayden going on a full blown rant about it. In the rant he says his grandfather could "go and die". This of course was the only part that mattered on this stream about an autist only famous because of his nepotism. You can see the stream for yourself, though you probably skip to the only part that matters. We are not going to do it for you cause nothing this man has to say matters, so either find the part yourself or watch the entire thing you lazy fuck.

Flower

Britney posted a video on TikTok, this was nothing anything noteworthy and shouldn't even matter in the slightest. she holds flowers and moves left and right staring into the camera over and over again.

This was obviously just some unfunny TikTok made by a boomer doesn't know how to use the app. However people saw this as "Britney crying for help" since the internet will turn anything into massive shiftiest. Shitty Musicians such as Missy Elliot and Tinashe expressed concern and sympathy over bullshit.

	“	I’m just now finding out how bad Britney Spears situation is I can’t believe she can’t eat, go on the internet, be in the same room as someone else, see her kids, without permission. This acceptable for a 38 year old? Just bc she’s dealt with mental illness?	„
	— -Tinashit

Public Uproar

The Mickey Mouse wanted to save Britney from her dad. So he used his newly bought assets FX to create an documentary based on the movement to try and free her.

The documentary is basically the same shit her fans have said about her on social media. Basically it's a bunch of old clips of Britney Spears being "humiliated" by other people and the news. It talks about information all ready known to the public, and literally adds nothing.

The documentary created an even bigger uproar amongst people as they need an entire 45 minute recap of everything that happened in Britney Spears life to realize her experiences as they wouldn't care about Britney Spears otherwise. This also got many celebrities supporting the movement to back Britney behind her back.

Celebrities supporting Britney Spears

• Howard Stern
• Miley Cyrus
• Dua Lipa
• Kim Kardashian
• Paris Hilton
• Madonna
• Mariah Carey
• Christina Aguilera
• Halsey
• Olivia Newton-John
• Kacey Musgraves
• Sarah Jessica Parker
• Cardi B
• Sam Smith
• Charlie Puth
• Ava Max
• Hayley Williams
• Courtney Love
• Amy Lee
• Sandra Bernhard
• Emma Caulfield Jameela Jamil
• Pitbull
• will.i.am
• Heather Morris
• Elizabeth Reaser
• Rico Nasty

Celebrities attacked

While many celebrities were supporting Britney, many celebrities who once attacked Britney Spears to be witch hunted. This all started when some shitty fat fuck rapper called "Chika" saw how Justin Timberlake who used to date Britney. Used Britney Spears to boost his relevance, by filming a music with a slut that resembles Britney.

	“	After watching this Britney Spears doc, I’m realizing (for the millionth time) how shitty Justin Timberlake has been towards women. And like... nobody says shit.	„

A bunch of feminazis also brought up the Janet Jackson incident from the Super Bowl XXX, and acted like Justin hates woman. Justin Timberlake had to apologize from situations that happened years ago, while one wasn't even intentional.

	“	I've seen the messages, tags, comments, and concerns and I want to respond. I am deeply sorry for the times in my life where my actions contributed to the problem, where I spoke out of turn, or did not speak up for what was right. I understand that I fell short in these moments and in many others and benefited from a system that condones misogyny and racism. I specifically want to apologize to Britney Spears and Janet Jackson both individually, because I care for and respect these women and I know I failed. I also feel compelled to respond, in part, because everyone involved deserves better and most importantly, because this is a larger conversation that I wholeheartedly want to be part of and grow from... The industry is flawed. It sets men, especially white men, up for success. It's designed this way. As a man in a privileged position I have to be vocal about this. Because of my ignorance, I didn't recognize it for all that it was while it was happening in my own life but I do not want to ever benefit from others being pulled down again. T have not been perfect in navigating all of this throughout my career. I know this apology is a first step and doesn't absolve the past. I want to take accountability for my own missteps in all of this as well as be part of a world that uplifts and supports. I care deeply about the wellbeing of the people love and have loved. I can do better and I will do better.	„
	— Sexist Misogynistic Asshole

Of course because it's the internet, nobody gives a shit about apologies. So people kept shit on Justin acting like he's an evil man against females. Some argue that the fact Justin waited 20 years to apologize means it's fake. Even thought he probably forgot about it, just like you do did before the documentary.

Many other celebrities were attacked. While a few actually were making negative comments about Britney. Most are out of context clips that people don't do research on to see what actually was said, or unfunny jokes about Britney as in 2021 nobody can take jokes anymore as everyone is a bunch of sensitive cry babies. Some of clips were on Britney's side, yet nobody notices as everyone is a fucking idiot.

Leave Britney Alone

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While there was a massive uproar none of of this had actually done jackshit. This is because of the simple obvious truth people don't understand, the internet is nothing more than pointless cesspool. No matter how many people, celebrities, and news outlets loose their shit over something it won't have an affect. The internet is nothing more than a bunch of basement-dwellers complaining, and the lawyers will never listen to any of those people.

So the only persons who's word actually matters actually spoke out in the middle of a court meeting and it was no other than Britney Spears herself. She said that this whole conservative-ship is pointless and only exist for greed. She goes on about how she lost her life and how she wants to have control over her own life. She says that all she wants is for it to end finally.

	“	I didn't want to say any of this to anybody, to the public, because I thought people would make fun of me or laugh at me and say, "she's lying, she's got everything, she's Britney Spears". I'm not lying. I just want my life back, and it's been thirteen years, and it's enough. It's been a long time since I've owned my money, and it's my wish and my dream for all of this to end without being tested. Again, it makes no sense whatsoever for the State of California to sit back and watch me make a living for so many people, and pay so many people—trucks and buses on tour, on the road with me—and be told I'm not good enough. But I'm great at what I do, and I allow these people to control what I do, ma'am, and it's enough. It makes no sense at all.	„
	—Britney wish to be left alone

Of course this didn't work as the lawyers don't give a shit about human's rights. Jamie Spears got butthurt over what she says and filled an investigation. Judge Penny denied to remove Jamie from the estate. Her testimony was leaked online, causing Los Angles County to loose their to remove the audio recordings so they can hide how they censoring freedom of speech.

That shitty rapper from 2014 only known for one song Iggy Azalea, who collaborated with Britney while her relevance was dead on a shitty song called "Pretty Girls". She says that everything going on is complete illegal and claims that Britney can't even do trial shit such as drinking soda. Of course with Iggy Azalea's ego she had to bring herself into this saying that Jamie violated her rights too. Saying that she had to sign a non disclosure-agreement before they were going to preform "Pretty Girls at the 2015 Billboard Awards.

	“	Its basic human decency to at the very least remove a person Britney has identified as abusive from her life. This should be illegal. During the time we worked together in 2015, I personally witnessed the same behavior Britney detailed in regards to her father last week and I just want to back her up & tell the world that: She is not exaggerating or lying. I saw her restricted from even the most bizarre & trivial things: like how many sodas she was allowed to drink. Why is that even Necessary? Her father conveniently waited until literally moments before our BMAS performance when I was backstage in the dressing room & told me if I did not sign an NDA he would not allow me on stage. The way he went about getting me to sign a contract, sounded similar to the tactics Britney spoke about last week in regards to her Las Vegas show. Jamie Spears has a habit of making people sign documents while under Duress it seems, and Britney Spears should not be forced to co-exist with that man when she's made it clear it is negatively impacting her mental health. This is not right at all.	„
	—Iggy Asslea

BritneyFree

In September Jamie Spears finally given up, as he realized there is no way he could win against Britney Spears at this point. and he decided to let Britney be free. However he begged not to be suspended so he won't loose all the jew gold he made. Of course because it's law, they let Jamie get away. On September 29th she was finally free from her conservatorship leading to people on the internet to finally shut the fuck up.

See Also

• Britney Spears

• Leave britney alone

• FreeKesha

• Twitter

• Conservatives