Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto/A-Log's Fanfiction

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A-Log's fursona - the star of his fanfiction.

What follows is a collection of Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto's shitty self-insert erotic fanfiction, twelve stories from his World's Luckiest Guy series and seventeen from his as-yet-incomplete series of Halloween fapfics, 31 Tricks, 31 Treats. Of the World's Luckiest Guy stories, nine are sequential, happening in a series, and three (An Ebony Goddess Sits Next Door, Neapolitan New Year and A Big Birthday For Big Tyme) are standalone.

The stories are reproduced unedited and unaltered, complete with author's notes - a glimpse into the deranged and emotionally stunted sexual fantasies of an overweight, autistic male virgin furfag - for your reading pleasure.

A warning: while reading these stories does provide a very amusing and telling insight into A-Log's bizarre fetishes, sexual inadequacies and insecurities, reading them in their entirety is recommended only for the most brave and/or sexually jaded. Many, upon reading the stories over a long duration, have claimed that A-Log has left them a shell of their former selves, unable thereafter to enjoy physical love. The stories also feature many beloved children's characters who may be forevermore be tainted in the eyes of the reader.

Those who wish to experience a similar, but slightly less disturbing read are advised to look elsewhere.

How You Can Help

Those of you who enjoy the stories might wish to share them with a wider audience, who might gain similar enjoyment from them - such as A-Log's mother, Margo Bornstein LoGatto, his friends and his employers at the radio station where he records his weekly radio show, A-Log On The Airwaves.

We at Encyclopedia Dramatica would recommend copypasting the stories into a Word document, printing them out and then sending them to the following addresses:

• A-Log's Mom's Mailing Address:

Margo Bornstein LoGatto, 90 Braisted Avenue, Staten Island, NY 10314

Or, alternatively, you might want to e-mail the stories to A-Log's mom's personal e-mail at the following address:

E-mail: [email protected]

• WSIA-FM's Mailing Address:

Philip Masciantonio, WSIA-FM 2800 Victory Boulevard Rm 1C-106 Staten Island, New York 10314

Or, alternatively, you might want to e-mail the stories to the general manager of WSIA-FM at the following address:

E-mail: General [email protected]

A-Log is also known to contribute to Operation: Three-Legged Dolphin, a humor magazine written, published and funded by the students of the College of Staten Island, but, for some reason, he seems to have neglected to submit these stories in spite of how hilarious they are.

Perhaps you might want to remedy that?

• Operation: Three-Legged Dolphin's Mailing Address:

Operation Three-Legged Dolphin, 2800 Victory Boulevard, Staten Island, NY 10314, Campus Center 1C, Room 230

• E-mail: [email protected]

The World's Luckiest Guy

The World's Luckiest Guy: Chapter 1 - Rouge & Rita

World's Luckiest Guy

by Anthony LoGatto

Rated NC-17

Chapter 1: Rouge & Rita

Written: 1-16-02 Finished: 4-21-02

(open to see Anthony driving in his car. He steers with one hand, and he looks over a list with another. Focus on the list, as it has many women on his list. Switch back to him as he looks over a house, and stops by there. He parks the car in front of the house. He gets out of the car and walks towards the door. Just as he was about to knock, a black hedgehog steps out in front of him. This is Shadow, Rouge's boyfriend. He looks at him like he was an intruder.)

Shadow: (angry) Who the hell is this?!

Anthony: (shocked/trying to remain calm) Oh, Shadow! Fancy meeting you here. So, um...

(gets cut off as Rouge appears next to her angered boyfriend.)

Rouge: That's Anthony, Shadow. He was the one who invited us to Groucho's party, remember?

Anthony: Yeah, she's got a point there, Shadow.

(Shadow remembers about the party. He then cools down.)

Shadow: Oh right. Nice to see you again, A-Log. (Anthony nods as Shadow kisses Rouge on the cheek.) I'm going to work now, Rouge. Take care of the flowers for me while I'm gone.

Rouge: (rolls her eyes) Alright. (Shadow walks past Anthony as he walks towards his car. He starts up the engine, and speeds off. Rouge walks inside, with Anthony following her.)

Anthony: (as Rouge walks towards her couch) So, how are you and Shadow doing?

Rouge: (turns around arubtly, upset) Rotten! (turns back and sits down) All Shadow ever cares about are those damn flowers of his! He doesn't even have time to spend with me!

Anthony: What about when you had that date with him and you told me about how Shadow give you the best 40 minutes of your life?

Rouge: Good point. But he still cares about those flowers. I wish I could do something.

Anthony: (sits down next to her) You know what? I think you need a real guy, Rouge.

Rouge: Oh, really? (gets seductive and bats her eyelashes to him. Switch to Anthony, who's now looking nervous.)

Anthony: (nervous) *gulp* Well, maybe not me. Maybe somebody else.

(Rouge then moves closer to Anthony, still having that seductive look in her eyes and sound in her voice.)

Rouge: (sexy) No, Anthony, I want you! And I want you now! (moves up to him closer; so close, that her breasts are on his chest.)

Anthony: (smiles) I've been waiting for this for a while, Rouge. Let's do it!

(Anthony then wraps his arms around Rouge, and gives her a deep kiss on her lips. She takes this in as she carresses his back, as Anthony does the same. He then slides a hand down to her breasts to take her top covering off. As he does, he sees that Rouge is wearing a black and purple bandeau.)

Anthony: (pleased) Man, Rouge. You sure know how to accessorise.

Rouge: (seductively) [gently pushes Anthony off] That's not all. (she takes off the bottom covering to reveal a sexy pink thong. Anthony's eyes grow wide as he sees her that way.) Shall we begin? (squeezes her breasts)

Anthony: (amazed) [takes off his shirt] Let's shall.

(Rouge sits on his knees and kisses him again. As they are kissing, Rouge guides her hand down to his crotch. As soon she found her destination, she starts to rub it, as it releases pleasured moans from Anthony. As he is liplocked, he manages to unhook her bra. She stops for a moment to let it fall off, revealing her voluptous 50DDD breasts.)

Rouge: (erotically) You know I grew them for you, Anthony. I liked it the first time we did it, {Author's Note: See "Rouge Cheats on Shadow 2.0" for more info} so why not give me an encore?

Anthony: (smiles) As you wish, Rouge.

(Rouge holds up her breasts as Anthony begins to suck on her mountainous mams. She smiles at him like a mother watching a baby breastfeeding. She lets go as Anthony fondles one of them, as he sucks on the other. She leans her head back to release a deep moan as she is enjoying this pleasure. Rouge then feels his penis throbbing from under her. As he continues sucking, she gets an idea.)

Rouge: (erotically) Ok, that's enough. (pushes his head off her breasts) Now let me return the favor.

Anthony: Which is?

Rouge: (erotically) As in let me pleasure you for making Shadow go away. Besides, (unzips his pants) his size is nothing compared to your's.

Anthony: Oh? What is his size?

Rouge: (erotically) Oh, about 3-4. Your's outmatches his. (takes his pants off and gazes into his hung 6 inch cock.) My, my, my. You're well hung compared to him.

Anthony: (erotically) Well, why won't you take my 6 inches and suck on it?

(Rouge smiles at him as she gazes at his size. She then engulfs her mouth onto his cock, and gives him a blowjob. She starts to lick the head, and licks the rest of his length. Pan to Anthony, enjoying this as he arches back.)

Anthony: (erotically) Oh my sweet God, Rouge. (gasps) You're a pro at this, aren't you? Uhn.

(Pan back to Rouge as she bobs her head up and down on his huge rod. She then takes her mouth out, and puts her big, lucious breasts on his base. She rubs them together on his shaft as she kisses and licks the head. This is all that Anthony could stand as he grips on the couch's arm. He then grunts, and shoots his load into Rouge's mouth. About 8 shots of it. Rouge does her best to take them in, but some of it dribbled out of her mouth, and on to her breast. She then licks him clean, and takes her mouth off it.)

Rouge: (content) Mmmm. You were always tasty when I suck you, Anthony.

Anthony: (panting) Really? Thanks for the complement, Rouge.

Rouge: (smiles, then looks at his still hard cock) Hmmm. It's still hard. (erotically) Since your cock is still a rock, let's fuck.

Anthony: (confused) Why? But what about your pussy?

Rouge: (erotically) Don't worry, baby. You can have some of it later. Right now, however, I want you to stick that 6-inch hammer in me, and let's do it!

Anthony: (smiles) Alright then. You know the position.

(Rouge smiles at him as she gets into all fours. Anthony does have some time to reach over his pants pocket to take a condom. He opens it first, then checks it. When he's done checking, he puts it on. Rouge looks back at him, smiling erotically.)

Rouge: (erotically) You know, I'm still wearing my thong. Should I take it off or not?

Anthony: (as he gets near her) Nah. I can just move the back part out of the way. It'll be easier for me to do you hard like a drill. (he gets near her ass, and he does just that.) Are you ready, Rouge?

Rouge: (erotically) Hell yeah! Now fuck me good, Tony!

(Anthony snaps to at the mention of Tony, and he gets a wicked grin on his face. He then starts to shove his length into Rouge's pussy. He starts out slow, but then he quickens the pace as Rouge moans lowly, then loudly with each thrust.)

Rouge: (erotic screaming) Oh yes! Oh sweet GOD yes! (gasps) Ah! C'mon Anthony; harder, HARDER!!! (continues panting) (she then gyrates her hips giving him deep penetration, her breasts sway in her movements) Oh GOD you make this feel so good! Uhn!

Anthony: (thrusting into her) Good, eh? How about better? (he thrusts into her more deeper, and her moans get louder.)

Rouge: (enjoying this) Oh my god! Yes! (panting) Harder, faster, deeper... Oh! You're so big, Anthony! So big! Uhn! Make me cum, Anthony! Make me!

Anthony: As you wish! (he thrusts even more hard. He then looks over her) You shouldn't have called me Tony, Rouge. Now say my name!

Rouge: (erotic screaming) Anthony!

Anthony: Say it!

Rouge: Anthony!!

Anthony: Louder!

Rouge: ANTHONY!!!!! Oh! (continues to moan, and then she feels it coming) Oh, Anthony don't stop! I love you so much, I... I... AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (she goes into orgasm as her cum splashes onto his cock.)

Anthony: (grunts as Rouge goes into orgasm. This gives him the cue to shoot out his semen, even if they're covered inside the condom. When he's finished, he gets off of Rouge, and disposes the condom.)

Rouge: (catches her breath) Wow. That was great. Thanks Anthony.

Anthony: (as he gets his clothes back on) My pleasure, even though I'm not actually whoring myself. (remembers something) Oh, I almost forgot. (pulls out an invitation)

Rouge: (confused) What's that for?

Anthony: Oh, it's an invitation for you to come to a little party I'm planning. It'll be great. It's a little shorter than Groucho's, but it's gonna be a good night for you. (gives her the invitation)

Rouge: (recieves it) Thanks. (Anthony then starts to leave) Do you have to go?

Anthony: (as he's at the door) Of course. I have some more invitations to send. I'll see you at the party. Oh, and dress up in something sexy for the party. (leaves her home, and walks into his car. He then starts up the motor, and he drives off.)

(Minutes later, he is holding the list again, and has crossed Rouge's name off the list as complete. He then looks at a name of another girl. He seems to know the feline, and he drives up to her house. He then gets out of the car and walks towards the door. He then rings the doorbell, and waits for someone to answer. Seconds later, Rita from the Animaniacs, answers the door. Compared to her old self, she is now sexier and an anthromorphic {In this universe she is- Anthony}. She is wearing an orange tube top, and blue jeans. She holds her left hand on the wall, and her right hand on her hip, looking seductive to Anthony as her tail wags slowly back and forth.)

A-Log faps to this shit.

Rita: Mornin', Ant. What's cookin'?

Anthony: Morning, Rita. I'm doing fine, thanks. That's a cute outfit you're wearing.

Rita: Thanks. I got it at Macy's.

Anthony: I see. Can I come in?

Rita: (moves back a bit) Well, come on in. (he enters, as she places her hands on her hips) Make yourself at home.

(She watches as Anthony goes towards her couch, and takes a seat. She then goes there, and takes a seat herself, next to him. To be a little coy, she crosses her leg on top of the other.)

Rita: So, Ant. What brings you here?

Anthony: Well, I just came from Rouge's place, after I gave her an invitation to a party I'm throwing tonight.

Rita: Oh, that's great. What's the occassion?

Anthony: Oh, it's just a night with me and the girls. But the catch is, is that the party is actually an orgy.

Rita: (raises an eyebrow) [interested] Really?

Anthony: Of course. Why do you ask?

Rita: (getting seductive) Well, you know I work for Swing Shift Studios, right?

Anthony: Of course. That's one of America's best porn studios. I know your work.

Rita: (gets closer to Anthony) So, before you came here, did you have sex with Rouge?

Anthony: (a little nervous) Well, yeah. You're not offended, Rita?

Rita: (seductive) No. I've been in this thing before. I do work in the porn biz. So I don't mind being in an orgy.

Anthony: (brightens) That's great. But, you have to prove that you have what it takes to do me.

Rita: (erotically) Oh, really? (starts to stand up) Want me to prove myself to you?

Anthony: (chuckles) Knock yourself out.

(Rita stands herself up in front of him, to see what she can do. She starts by getting the rhythm into herself as music, the type they use in XXX films, starts to play. She then starts to dance sexually in front of him. She entertains him by gyrating her body as she carresses her breasts. She then puts her arms behind her head, and guides her tail to slink up and thrust it in between her breasts. She does this for five minutes. When she's done, she turns about face, places her hands on her knees, and guides her tail like a snake to Anthony's crotch. When it gets to her target, she uses her tail to slowly carress his kick zone. She looks back at him, as he enjoys this.)

Rita: (erotically) You liking this, big boy?

Anthony: (mesmerized) Yeah. But not as I'll enjoy this. (he then reaches out his arms, and grabs her trim waist. Rita looks on, as her tail was almost near the jean buckle. He then pulls her towards his lap, even though he is not fully erected.)

(Rita is surprised by this. But her shock becomes pleasure, as Anthony begins to carress her beautful breasts. She releases many pleasured moans, as Anthony continues his act. Her moans become more lower when he decides to kiss her neck. She tilts her neck to her left, giving more room for him to kiss her neck. She then feels his throbbing cock throbbing her from behind, but she feels that it's not enough.)

Rita: (thinking) I'm doing great. His cock is near hardness. Now I need to keep it hard so he wouldn't cum yet. (she then breaks his hold, and turns herself around, facing him. She is now kissing him romactically with her tounge. Anthony then does the same. While they're in their liplock, Rita carresses herself on his crotch, destined to make his hard-on stay on. Then, like a reflex, she goes out of the liplock, and takes off her tube top, revealing to Anthony her round, voluptous breasts.)

Anthony: (impressed) Wow. Looks like you've been working out, Rita.

Rita: (erotically) (caresses her breasts) That's what the jiz biz is all about, baby! So do like my fellow actors did and suck my tits!

Anthony: Alright! (he then puts his mouth on her left breast, and again to the right breast. Rita is smiling contently as he indulges himself on her mams. She then leans her head back as he continues his breastfeeding. She then pulls him off, and stands up.)

Rita: (erotically) You like that?

Anthony: Yeah.

Rita: (erotically) Well, since these jeans I'm wearing is too long, I'm going to change into something more comfortable.

Anthony: What should I do while I wait?

Rita: (erotically) Get yourself undress. I want you completely naked when I come out of my room. (she then walks towards her room, with her hips swaying back and forth. As she gets to the door, she goes in a bit, but looks back at him.) I know you're going to love what I'm wearing when I come out.

Anthony: (smugly) You know I will!

(Rita smiles at him, and closes the door. While she's in there, Anthony does have some time to get himself undress. He is soon in the nude, just as Rita opens her door. Camera pans over to her. She places her left hand on the wall, as she holds her jean pants over her shoulder. She is now wearing sexy cut-off jean shorts. Pan over to Anthony, who is amazed at this beauty. She then walks over to him, with a seductive smile on her features.)

Anthony: (amazed) Wow, Rita. No wonder why Runt almost ran wild when he sees you.

Rita: (gets closer to him) (erotically) Well, that's his price for mistaking me for a dog. Now let's cut to the chase. (she puts her hands on his shoulders, and lowers him down to the floor. She then gets on top of him, and gives him a deep, romantic kiss. As they are in their liplock, Anthony guides his hands towards Rita's ass. As Rita still kisses him, he starts to slide off her cut-off jeans off her body. Rita lifts herself up a bit, as Anthony slides her shorts down her legs. She puts herself back down on him, and continues their liplock.)

(as they are kissing, Rita suddenly feels Anthony's hard cock throbbing her stomach. She then breaks the kiss.)

Rita: (erotically) I've noticed that I made your meat hard during our kiss.

Anthony: So it has. Now what?

Rita: (erotically) Well, (grabs his cock) why won't I suck on your gorgeous cock, while you suck on my delicious pussy?

Anthony: (raises an eyebrow) You're going to a 69, are you?

Rita: (erotically) Of course, baby. (moves up a bit and turns about face) Now just relax as I pleasure you.

(Anthony nods as Rita positions her waist on his face. He starts to eat her out, as Rita marvels at his amazing length. She feels even more wet, even if Anthony is eating her out. She then engulfs her mouth on his cock, and starts to suck on it. Their lustful moans start to fill the room as they are in the 69 position. Anthony spreads her valley wider as he continues licking up her juices. As he is doing that, Rita bobs her head up and down as she continues her blowjob. As Anthony gets closer to his destination, Rita's moans are muffled from his cock in her mouth as he reaches her jewel. He sucks hardly on it, thus driving Rita to the edge. Taking all she could stand, she gets her mouth off his penis, and screams with passion, as she comes into orgasm. Her love juices splatter Anthony as he continues his task. He then stops.)

Anthony: Anything else, Rita?

Rita: (cathces her breath) Well, I do want to try something out with you. (starts to crawl off his body)

Anthony: (starts to sit up) Really? What's that?

Rita: (erotically, as she stops crawling) Well, I think you know this part.

Anthony: (chuckles) You know I do. (just as he starts to grab her behind to do a doggystyle, Rita's tail touches his chest with a furry accent.)

Rita: (erotically) But not what you think. See this tail?

Anthony: (mesmerized as her tails wags slowly at him) Yeah.

Rita: (snickers erotically) Watch this. (she then guides her tail down his chest, and on to his erect cock.)

(as Rita reaches her destination, she starts to wrap her tail on Anthony's cock. Anthony jerks his head back sharply, as Rita starts to squeeze his meat with her tail. She then goes into the edge as she uses her tail to jerk him off. Rita looks from behind, as Anthony arches back, moaning at the pleasure her tail is giving him. She smiles as her tail keeps squeezing and jerking his length over and over. Anthony has all that he can stand, and shoots his cum onto Rita's backside. As he is finished, Rita jerks him off to get his length back. She turns her head back to address him.)

Rita: (erotically) Did you like that, Anthony?

Anthony: (gasps for air) Yeah. I forgot that you had that trademark tail from Swing Shift. Thanks.

Rita: (erotically) My pleasure. Now go ahead, and hump me down like a dog in heat, you foxy Fabio! I'm waiting...

(Anthony does as he is told, and Rita lets go of his length. He then shoves his six inches into her moistened valley. Rita moans lowly as she takes him into her. Anthony starts out slowly as Rita grips her hands on the carpet; her claws almost tearing it up. He then starts to go faster, as if following an unheard plea from Rita.)

Rita: (tosses her head back, moaning lowly as he drives deep into her) (panting) Oh my God! Oh! Oh! This feels so good, Anthony! So good! Keep it up! Oh! Give it to me, Anthony! Give it to me! Ah!

(Anthony starts to go even more faster, as Rita gyrates her hips to get him deeper. If that wasn't enough, she uses her tail once again to jerk him off; this time as he is still pumping into her.)

Rita: (her moans turn into screams of pleasure) Oh sweet Jesus! Uhn! You sure now how... to treat a woman... Ah! Oh, yes... Yes! Fuck me hard, dammit! Oh, oh, oh, OH!

(Anthony penetrates Rita deeper into pleasure, with her tail helping him out. He then feels her pussy close in on his shaft. Knowing that the end is near, he continues penetrating her. With a few grunts, he holds on to her tight ass, as he sprays jet after jet of seman into Rita. When he is done, Rita throws her head back to let out one more scream of pleasure, as her cum splatters Anthony's shaft. As they gasp for air, Anthony takes his shaft out, and collapses next to Rita. They exchange smiles at each other.)

Anthony: (breathing hard) Well, I guess you've proved yourself. You're invited.

Rita: (breathing hard) Thanks. I haven't been with Runt in a while. Thanks for filling the void for me.

(Anthony smiles, until he realizes that he forgot to put a condom on.)

Anthony: (lowly) Shit.

Rita: What's wrong?

Anthony: I forgot to put a condom on while we were in doggystyle. I'm sorry.

Rita: Don't be sorry. You know, as I was changing, I took the pill before our romp.

Anthony: The birth-control type?

Rita: Yep. Many porn starlets have used this tatic. So don't worry. (grabs her clothes, as Anthony does the same.)

Anthony: Hmm. (as he puts his clothes on) Anyway, thanks for our little time together.

Rita: (as she puts her tube top back on) Don't mention it. Mind if I accompany you to your car? I might need a walk to get my energy back.

Anthony: (as he puts his sneakers on) I don't mind. (Rita smiles back.)

(switch to outside Rita's house, as she and Anthony walk towards his car. He then gets in, but Rita stops him for a moment.)

Rita: (coy) Aren't you forgetting something?

Anthony: (thinks about, then remembers) Oh yeah, your invitation. (pulls it out of his pocket, and gives it to her) I'll see you at the orgy, Rita. Don't forget to wear something sexy while you're there.

Rita: (chuckles) You know I will. (winks at Anthony. He smiles back, and starts up the motor. He then starts his car up, and drives off. Rita waves goodbye to him, as a neighbor cutting his hedges watches on. Pan towards him as he watches on. His eyes roll back and shakes his head, as if saying "What is the world coming to these days?" and resumes cutting his hedges. Fade out.)

End of Chapter 1