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COMMON BUSINESS ORIENTED LANGUAGE is the prune juice of the programming world.  If you still know how to use colbol, you are [[old|a respected and valuable member of the programming community]], as very few people are [[old|wizened]] enough to know how to program in [[shit nobody cares about|COBOL]].  COBOL was invented by a [[wimminz|woman]], which is probably the main reason why it downright sucks giant [[cocks]].  We all know that wimminz never make anything worthwhile.
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COMMON BUSINESS ORIENTED LANGUAGE is the prune juice of the programming world.  If you still know how to write code in this this shitty language, you definitely are [[oldfag|a respected and valuable member of the programming community]].  COBOL was invented by a [[wimminz|woman]], which is probably the main reason why it downright sucks giant [[cocks]].  We all know that wimminz never make anything worthwhile.


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1. Divide envrionment <br>
# Divide environment
2. Comment a line of code <br>
# Comment a line of code
3. Write a shit-ton of code <br>
# Write a shit-ton of code
4. Hello world <br>
# Hello world
5. ???? <br>
# ????  
6. PROFIT!! <br>
# PROFIT!!


In [[python]], a similar program would only take about 5 lines, as opposed to [[over 9000]], which is why [[shit|COBOL]] sucks.
In [[Python]], a similar program would only take about 5 lines, as opposed to [[over 9000]], which already explains why COBOL sucks.


= trolling COBOL coders =
= Trolling COBOL coders =
* (if their a wimminz) steal their [[2girls1cup|depends]]
* Steal their [[2girls1cup|depends]] (if their a wimminz)
* eat their prunes
* Eat their prunes
* steal all of the hard caramels
* Steal all of the hard caramels
* destroy [[bullshit|social security]]
* Destroy [[bullshit|social security]]
* take a shit in the local bingo hall
* Take a shit in the local bingo hall
* walk all over their lawn
* Walk all over their lawn
* raid the dollar store
* Raid the dollar store


= See Also =
= See Also =
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* [[C]]
* [[C]]
* [[Nerd]]
* [[Nerd]]
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{{Softwarez}}
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[[Category: Softwarez]]
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