Sarah Monahan's Vagina

Hey, Dad! was an Australian sitcom from the 1980's featuring a pedophile architect, his daughters (of which at least one was delicious and ultimate irresistible loli, a bimbo ginger secretary, two mentally challenged male characters and an annoying fat kid who went on to become both the national face of toilet paper, and a Christian Missionary.

Had this been where the story ends, this in itself would not be worth of ED's attention, beyond some awkward masturbation for some of the more fucked up readers.

However, like Glenn Beck, who raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, this show had a dirty little secret. That dirty little secret was Sarah Monahan's Vagina.

Makings of a predator

Sarah Monahan (born 12 April 1977 in Sydney, Australia. Born to a coke-head "fashion designer" father and an abusive, alcoholic mother, the first few years of her life were swent swaddled in a vomit-and-stained-burlap sack lined with brown paper bags from the liquor store. As far as the official record goes, Sarah Monahan's Vagina did not launch her own career at this point, content to lie dormant while the tot was slapped around and largely ignored until her fifth birthday.

The talents of Sarah Monahan's Vagina were first discovered by her fashion designer father, She was the in-house model for his children's clothing line, and later, went on to appear in over 100 television and print ads.

Hey Dad, Touch Me There

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