Ace of Spades

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Ace of Spades is a vidya game enjoyed by /v/ and other gamers who liek games that don't suck. The game itself is a combination of Minecraft and a First Person Shooter. Since the game is still in early beta, the count of annoying brats is low CoD kiddies already have found the community. However, it is full nigger griefers called POMF and their leader Skarm. Did I mention that it's only for PC?

From the website, one must download the client, then try to connect to server for several hours (which inevitably fails), or use a server finder.

Gameplay

A helpful guide written by 2 Anons. PROTIP: Change your name by going to the file where you saved the game and editing config.ini deleting system32.

No exceptions not rule 34 - no nudity, but it makes a nice rule 63 as all the characters in the game are male.

99% of the time you'll die a couple seconds after you spawn, because some camper fag is in a secret place sniping you and your team. You have a rifle (that can't kill shit, unless it's a head shot), a sub machine gun that used to not be able to hit anything 5 feet in front of it but now its changed to a rape gun NOT ANYMORE, and a shotgun that cant hit anything for shit. Also frag grenades (that are only good for griefing) as weapons so you can kill the others dead (lol jk they actually suck dick for griefing because like real grenades, they make a 2 inch radius explosion.) You used to have a shovel and a pickaxe to grief with but now Ben Cocksoy decided to make players only get a shovel. Finally, you can have 50 blocks to build giant dicks with.

The objective is either:

• To capture to other teams suitcase, which contains intel, by sneaking through tunnels. Sound Familiar? In some servers, the players don't even try to do this
• To capture all of the capture points on the map by running at the enemy with a shotgun (trust me, its the best gun for sniping)

In addition to this, you must not get killed by Snipers and makeing sure no one detects your hack attempts that you have to use, because you suck at PC games, n00b. A good strategy for both game modes is to charge the enemy by yourself until you and your teammates get the idea that maybe they would be more successful if they went in groups

An Example of Gameplay The graphics got much better in beta .58(It even got more better in beta .70).

Blue is known for their camping skills and being the team with the majority of underage b&. Green is known for just building shit whilst getting spawn-killed but now in the new update, people can make their teams have different colours other than blue and green.

But even with all this, it is a better waste of your time than Call of Duty.

Cool People

	“	insert a admin name admin*yaaaay the server is free from hackers! troll*orly? troll*FUS RO DAAAAAAAAAAH the whole server got hacked into bits by hackers admin* censored admin*oienfaioejofivhgiozhvjzoixvjh(admin got now so crazy that he lost his mind)	„
	— a faggot's signature

Sometimes in Ace Of Spades people will come along and make one-time accounts just to submit a really shitty idea, like nerfing the already perfect rifle. Some would show up and submit a really great mod on the forums which that cool people will provide a thumbs-up.

• DeathEnhanced, a furfag that got DdoSed by the kewl kids, also an attention whore.
• theGrandMaster, The fair admin that's helpful to the community.
• StackOverflow, flagrant homosexual admin - Bcoolface's lover. You will get banned if you don't suck his dick and finger his anus.
• Cod kiddies, they made the game great.
• rambo, caused a lot of drama in the community, which that resulted in a B& hammer, also a nigger IRL.

There are some pretty awesome dudes on the community though, such as Frosty and FireJetDragon. These people are generally awesome, help loads of people and are pretty lax when griefers and trolls come to break shit, but they do kick them if pestered enough. HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

Clans

Typical clan thread:

	“	AFTER YOURSELF A CLAN? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER MORBID MONKEYS IS RECRUITING UNDER ONE CONDITION THOU IF YOU'LL FREAKIN LISTEN OH AND THERE IS TWO MORE CATCHES 1. ADD OUR CLAN TAG [P] (for patriots duh) IN FRONT OF YOUR NAME 2. MUST BE ACTIVE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING LEAVE A POST IN THE COMMENTS TELLING US YOUR LARGEST KILL STREAK AND HOW GOOD YOU CAN HANDLE YOUR WEAPONS OH AND ANOTHER THING!!! SO FAR WE HAVE ONE PERSON IN A HIGH POSITION AND THAT IS OUR FOUNDER [P]Joe HE IS WHAT YOU COULD CALL YOUR WARLORD. THANKS AND HAVE FUN	„
	— Some 12 year old

When some great man came up with the extremely original idea for Clans on AoS, hordes of 12 year olds believing they would make good leaders and have loads of similar people sucking up to them, Clans where made, every 10 minutes a new clan would be made on the forums requesting people put a tag infront of their names. All clans seem to do is deliver a buttload of useless drama for the community and organize a match, only to get PWNED by the IRC (Administration Team) every match.

Notable clans:

• Kumrags: The largest clan on AoS. Filled with Communists and 13 year old boys. Generally known for their unnaturally small penises and fail trolling. The niggerest of all the Kumrags is Tyler.
• Renovators of Terror: One of the first clans on AoS, most of their members are known to be enthusiastic trolls. Their clan moral is to grief autistic structures with no use in the Battlefield, though this usually ends with them griefing everything in sight and building swastikas everywhere, until they are all bored, kicked or the server is shutdown. Its members are quite funny. They also have massive cocks. Except for Hitler.
• Hunterkillerz: Started by a British delusional kid called DeathEnhanced. He recently left the game in a response of too many trolls and school, leaving his clan to mman. The clan is mostly falling apart due to its members keen on starting new clans. But the people in it are pretty cool, It died Last Thursday when the cool DeathEnhanced dun goofed up the clan.
• ProSnipers: The only clan clan made by a 12 year old to be successful. It's leader is called Boom, an exKomrade, with extremely troubled spelling and grammar and relies on spell check to not get trolled at. Any noob walking by can join, the ProSnipers have their own language as they have coined words like "Captins," "Leutinant" and "Cornals". Cornals should become a meme. Their name is an oxymoron. The clan later died due to extreme measures of faggotry.
• Lumbrojacks: This clan may not exist anymore, but they were the best troll clan around. They tore down all the trees on various maps.
• USAB: An awesome clan that was created by a cool guy named USABxBOOYO, the clan is basically made up of bunch of cool kids. it's the only clan to have tied with the administration.

How to Troll

The developer made an anti-griefing feature where you can teamkill players that destroy blocks on their team's side. Therefore, all you have to do is place blocks in inconvenient places, or obnoxious colors. Then, kill the other player that breaks them. Luckily for the trolls, there is no B& hammer There's a b& hammer now. Player must use a "/votekick" command to kick (and ban for 15 minutes) players. Like 4chan, shit never gets done.

Another great way to troll is to completely build around another player so that they cannot move. If you do this, the game glitches and the only solution is to become an hero with grenades.

Additionally, this game involves minor physics, in which a building collapses if all the blocks supporting it (the bottom layer) are destroyed.

Another lulzy way of trolling is delibrately get yourself killed by the same person about 6 or 7 times, then initiate a votekick accusing them of using a cheat to get easy kills. Watch as the person being accused gets incredibly butthurt and starts whining about how you votekicked them by saying "OMGWTFBBQ I DONT CHEAT!!!1! :(" In some cases, the victim of the votekick may get their team-mates to bitch at the player for vote-kicking the person. They may also votekick you but don't worry, most of their butt-buddies don't have the balls to vote for a votekick.

A good topic to troll since the OP is a nigger humping jew.

A clan website, it's easy to troll as the owner is a 13-year-old kid.

Or, you could just be like rambo.

Griefer Patrol

Accurate artist depiction of a griefer patrol all players.

These faggots are the scum of the planet. Commonly while fapping to users such as Kaede-chan these awesome people allow NO FUN and come from games such as Minecraft and are stricken with autism. Not only do they spend all day protecting 2 block high structures (which is/are a swastika/creeper/their name), they constantly spam the chat like faggots with accusations of griefers gerfifi grefiere hackers penis hackers griefers because they are so butthurt and want someone to listen to their fag pleas. While too busy being valiant heroes, they also allow themselves to be raped by random people, an oxymoron that allows griefers to achieve maximum griefing efficiency. These faggots commonly portray these attributes:

• Circle jerk admins and moderators and surround themselves around these people because they are to weak to protect themselves.
• Have no life.
• Still live in their mothers basement with a PhD in block building.
• Use poor logic.
• LOL HE USD YOURE
• Think very highly of themselves.
• Browse the Ace of Spade forums constantly.
• Are faggots and hypocrites.
• Creating BUILD ONLY SERVERS, where if you shoot the gun, you are raged upon. Please kill people on these servers for the lulz.
  • The Creator of the game has said himself in the wiki entry for new players, that this is a war game, not the free version of minecraft.

And you can be 100% sure if they say:

• DEUCE X IS GRIEFING, DEUCE X IS HACKING, etc.

Well known griefer patrol faggots:

• 1337101.
• Chonny (call him Chonni).
• All of the Komrade Clan (these guys are know for being haxxors).
  • These guys have a good server, however.
• WingedToaster.
• Noire.
• Kaede-chan, master of the forums and protector of gameplay.
• Griefer Police.
• JoJoeStinky.
• Dany0.
• KomradeFang.

Butthurt Drama

Recently, one of the admins was demoted after an incident involving Hitler and a tranny. After Hitler told the tranny Kaede off for harassing him and his friends, the tranny went bawwing to the admins about sexual harrassment and got him banned. After hearing both sides of the story, other admin Lexsym (also known as Ryan Morris) removed the ban, causing Kaede to bitch even more until Lexsym's admin privileges were revoked. The tranny's actions pissed off many people, as Lexsym was one of the few cool admins.

Lexsym then created hax and spread them amoung several members of RoT, which caused massive butthurt in the forums about people complaining about hax and spam. Lexsym has BIG problems, like faking to be a girl, mostly to troll people. But at least he doesn't think he'll be a member of the opposite sex like Kaede.

Another drama appeared after rambo evaded StackOverflow's bans/mutes on the IRC, our hero wasn't slowed down as he has a dynamic IP address, StackOverflow was butthurt when rambo found his facebook, much Lulz was ensured. He was trolled by Hitler fiJkFfte. He finally gave up and went back to eating watermelon, his apology speech can be found here.

Psyspades

This is a common mod for AoS that incorporates handy features. These include:

• Map rollbacks to destroy that fort you spent and hour building, you fucking autist.
• A way to check your shitty kill streak.
• ZOMG!!!11 ARISTRIKES!11!!1
• A speedhacking detection feature that randomly and frequently will ban people on accurate accusations of going fast, even though they're just lagging. For Real.
• GOD MODE OMG. This feature is never abused by clanfags or admins. Not only will admins votekick you for complaining about them playing unfairly, they will also ban you again for cussing while cussing at you about your cussing TRUE STORY.
• A nifty and foolproof block indestructibility system.
• Features that support and promote "build only" servers.
• Zombie servers which let you rape ass as green (zombies) and suck as blue (humans).
• Map Roatation (for those with ADD).
• Squads, which let you spawn with "friends".

Server finders (like the one mentioned above) can tell you which server host which type of gameplay. For maximum trolling, do not go to psyspade servers, as you risk getting put on the global banlist.

But everyone uses these types of servers now because normal play sucks

Beta 0.58

After the developer decided to troll by saying .55 was out, he released .58. This introduced a new gun to the game. Now, along with the semi-auto rifle, the automatic grief gun there is a shotgun to grief even faster with. This new gun is full of rape.

In addition, this version adds the easier /votekick liek the psyspades had. For maximum trolling, claim someone is griefing and begin a vote, and everyone will blindly follow TRUE STORY. It also informs you of how many votekicks are left before you're kicked. Simply leave and come back.

The .60 Update

The creator decided to merge the shovel and pickaxe to make a the shovel (everyone's favorite tool) work like the pickaxe. There is also a shotgun which CAN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING unless you make like the japanese military and run into battle like a bitch (which usually ends with you dying in a humiliating manner).

The .70 Update

They added a lot of things, such as adding useful bullet tracers on the mini map. Using the shovel on players will generate Lulz. Headshots are now indicated in the kill feed so xXX[MLG]PROqu1kSK0PZ[420]XXx can show off their skills. They also had some good new features.

Music

• Ode to DeathEnhanced
• Ode to the fair admin tGM

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Gallery

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  AoS: Modern Blockfare
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  An wild Halo appears!
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  No exceptions.
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  LOL HEADSHOT!!1

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  The glitch mentioned before.
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  The new rifle ironsights.
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  The new SMG sights.
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  The Lumbrojack clan hates trees, and will destroy them all.
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See Also

• Blockland
• Minecraft
• FPS

External links

• AoS Homepage
• Global Banlist
• Some clusterfuck of shitty forums. I don't really know

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