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Once upon a time, there was a teenager with serious [[faggot|sexual orientation]] issues | Once upon a time, there was a [[13 year old boy|teenager]] with some serious [[faggot|sexual orientation]] issues, though he was known to frequently profess to his [[Not Gay|heterosexuality]]. [[Powerword|Zachary Zahradka]], better known by the tween username ''Mariozplaze'', ventured to join [[Encyclopædia_Dramatica|ED]] and wasted no time in [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blanking]] every fucking article he could, then promptly defaced what was once a beloved lulz repository with [[:Template:Pain|<nowiki>{{pain}}</nowiki>]]. These "coincidences" were no doubt caused by editing via his [[Wii]]... right? | ||
==Early Life== | ==Early Life== | ||
Mariozplaze was | Mariozplaze was shat out of some cunt on May, 18 1997 in a small town in Ohio. Unfortunately, his parents didn't know what he'd become today and failed to [[abortion|properly take care of]] him. [[Toddlercon|Shortly after]], he was sexually abused by his father upon discovering the degree to which his homosexuality had progressed. This imbued Mariozplaze with a burning lust for dick that he tried, and inevitably failed, to satiate. After moving to Florida, his father was [[v&]] for [[NAMBLA|loving his son a little too much]], leaving Mariozplaze with an [[Goatse|massive and empty anus]]. After moving to yet another shitty small town, his [[Whore|mom]] married a stepdad who [[IRL]] [[Cyber bully|cyber bullied]] him for his [[anime|valid interests]]. | ||
== Before ED == | == Before ED == | ||
He became an e-celebrity by interviewing his | He became something of an e-celebrity by interviewing his hick uncle who is a [[USI|"singer"]] in an indie band while he [http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Special%3AContributions/67.232.48.188 was thoroughly unliked] on the [[minecraft]] wiki. Upon depleting his 15 minutes of fame, he was banned forever from [[Roblox]] (where he played pseudo-minecraft all day, everyday as the autist he is). And... voilá, he [[BAWWW|bitched about it]] via his Youtube account. Perhaps this provides [[LOLDONGS|Freudian]] insight into the roots of his psychosexual traumas related to "unfair" bans. Or maybe he's just an insufferable cunt. | ||
His dog died, as he forced it to eat mushrooms that were in his garden in an attempt to emulate his favorite video game character. | |||
{{squote|Here's the deal: | {{squote|Here's the deal: | ||
I had two pit bull/kurr mixes. They're both 3 months old and one's male and the other female, they both came from the same mother. Then | I had two pit bull/kurr mixes. They're both 3 months old and one's male and the other female, they both came from the same mother. Then on Thursday the male one seems perfectly fine in morning but when I got home from school I couldn't find him, I assumed he was fine because he usually goes under our house and plays and etc. But then the next morning we found him lying on the ground extremely weak, we took him inside and tried to give him water. We noticed there was blood around his anus and he was most likely in pain because his eyes were teared up. | ||
We took him to the vet shortly after and they couldn't find any | We took him to the vet shortly after and they couldn't find any parasites, but they gave us some medicine. When I came back from school (last day of 9th grade) he died 15 minutes later. We buried him out back and mourned for a long time. | ||
The symptoms he had ( | The symptoms he had (loss of appetite, weakness, bloody diarrhea, dry muzzle, and dehydration), pointes to distemper, but he died in approximately 1 day while distemper kills over weeks. | ||
I suspect it may have been | I suspect it may have been mushrooms because they recently started growing in our yard, but I don't know if dogs are immune from those or not. | ||
My final hypothesis is him eating acorns, I saw him eating them sometimes and the shells may have torn up his little digestive system. | My final hypothesis is him eating acorns, I saw him eating them sometimes and the shells may have torn up his little digestive system. | ||
Please, I need to know what happened!|[http://tinyurl.com/cmpmz33 :( ]}} | Please, I need to know what happened!|[http://tinyurl.com/cmpmz33 :( ]}} | ||
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== Prelude == | == Prelude == | ||
After blanking and vandalizing some articles, defending Uncyclopedia the best way a 15 year old | After blanking and vandalizing some articles, defending Uncyclopedia the best way a 15 year old autist can, and saying [[douche]] to almost everyone that he interacted with (as psychologically ill 15 year olds are wont to do) he received a well deserved [[ban]]... and there was much rejoicing. | ||
=== Bawwlade === | === Bawwlade === | ||
He created a [[sockpuppet|sock]] account and e-protested to each of the users that undid and advised him | He created a [[sockpuppet|sock]] account and e-protested to each of the users that undid his edits and advised him against his blatant faggotry by vandalizing their talks pages. As a [[typical]] 15 year old, he claimed that any blame rests squarely on the shoulders of "his brother." | ||
After that [[lie|clever]] statement, he | After that [[lie|clever]] statement, he declared himself to be a [[moralfag|vigilante]] and said that he hates "fake bans" and will fight against them for ever as [[Anon]] would do against [[Scientology]] He nearly called the cyberpolice, but that would have been too much faggotry, even for ''him''. | ||
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Naturally, he tried to dodge his ban by [http://ph.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120815140453AAHFEAS asking in Y!A] how he might change his Wii's IP address; he was promptly instructed to become [[an hero]] by trolls. | |||
== Main Drama == | == Main Drama == | ||
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=== Mah Quest for Adminship === | === Mah Quest for Adminship === | ||
Time went on | Time went on and his ban expired. Immediately, he asked if there was any way that he could [[lol|become a sysop]]; he was prompty told to [[STFU]] as he did not even have a single real contribution under his belt. Of course, he used the argument "I have a life" or "I get more girls than you" as the underageb& he is. | ||
{{squote|I'm 15 and I'm taking all honors classes come my 10th grade year in a week. So I'm not a retard and I don't give a crap about what you think about me, and thanks to Zaiger's support I have the right to delete this subject soon. Have a nice life fucker!|One of | {{squote|I'm 15 and I'm taking all honors classes come my 10th grade year in a week. So I'm not a retard and I don't give a crap about what you think about me, and thanks to Zaiger's support I have the right to delete this subject soon. Have a nice life fucker!|One of the plethora of reasons he should be an admin (he also gets more girls than you)}} | ||
He | He was banned again and, for [[Lulz|some reason]], was unbanned about 2 hours later. | ||
=== Retrieving Dox? === | === Retrieving Dox? === | ||
Most users | Most users welcomed him politely, providing links to Mibbit, from which his IP could be obtained. He claimed that he could not not use it because he was [[Noob|editing from a Wii]]. However, he was too much of a nigger to hide himself and there was information about him spread all over the far corners of the internets, as well as that of his uncle who is a neckbeard member of a shitty indie musical group called "Under Oath". He was easily goaded, to the point of providing information about his Facebook account and his IP ('''67.232.48.188''', IT'S FUCKING STATIC, packets ahoy!). His dox were published and lulz popped out. Read below for moar. | ||
{{squote|.............ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!! MIKE SAID WHAT I DID WASN'T MY FAULT, I GET PERMABANNED ANYWAY, YOU SAY YOU CAN UNBANNED ME AND IT DIDN'T WORK!!!!! DID YOU EVEN NEED MY FACEBOOK OR IP? THIS SITE IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!|Mariozplaze after getting his dox out}} | {{squote|.............ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!! MIKE SAID WHAT I DID WASN'T MY FAULT, I GET PERMABANNED ANYWAY, YOU SAY YOU CAN UNBANNED ME AND IT DIDN'T WORK!!!!! DID YOU EVEN NEED MY FACEBOOK OR IP? THIS SITE IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!|Mariozplaze after getting his dox out}} | ||
He | He was yet again permabanned, but he was granted the ability to edit his own talk page once more. | ||
== And in the end of the day, the moral is... == | == And in the end of the day, the moral is... == | ||
{{squote|I'm ditching you guys for Uncyclopedia, also I wrote a hate rant against you guys! See ya the fuck never assholes!|Neither the first nor the last to do this.}} | {{squote|I'm ditching you guys for Uncyclopedia, also I wrote a hate rant against you guys! See ya the fuck never assholes!|Neither the first nor the last lolcow to do this.}} | ||
[[Image:Mariozplazebbq.jpg|right|thumb|"Please remove this picture of my friend, many people on the internet has been harrassed because of this kind of thing"]] | [[Image:Mariozplazebbq.jpg|right|thumb|"Please remove this picture of my [[Lies|friend]], many people on the internet has been harrassed because of this kind of thing"]] | ||
He | He was unbanned for the final time, and started to add terrible, unfunny content to articles. People still [[troll|trolled]] him in his talkpage, yet he decided to defend himself with terrible, terrible arguments. He had become more trouble than his lulz were worth, and was the recipient of a fatal banhammer strike... for great justice. | ||
== Youtube == | == Youtube == | ||
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He has called his [[whiteknight|whiteknights]] to vandalize this article, and bitched about everything here | He has called upon his [[whiteknight|whiteknights]] to vandalize this article, and bitched about everything here while fallaciously declaring that any content found on this page is patently false. However, because he suffers from [[USI]] and no one even cared enough to reply to his comments (aside from trolls), [[And Nothing Of Value Was Lost|nothing happened]]. | ||
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* [[Anonymous]] | * [[Anonymous]] | ||
* [[Dox]] | * [[Dox]] | ||
* [[13]] | * [[13 year old boy]] | ||
== Links == | == Links == |
Revision as of 23:48, 17 August 2012
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Once upon a time, there was a teenager with some serious sexual orientation issues, though he was known to frequently profess to his heterosexuality. Zachary Zahradka, better known by the tween username Mariozplaze, ventured to join ED and wasted no time in blanking every fucking article he could, then promptly defaced what was once a beloved lulz repository with {{pain}}. These "coincidences" were no doubt caused by editing via his Wii... right?
Early Life
Mariozplaze was shat out of some cunt on May, 18 1997 in a small town in Ohio. Unfortunately, his parents didn't know what he'd become today and failed to properly take care of him. Shortly after, he was sexually abused by his father upon discovering the degree to which his homosexuality had progressed. This imbued Mariozplaze with a burning lust for dick that he tried, and inevitably failed, to satiate. After moving to Florida, his father was v& for loving his son a little too much, leaving Mariozplaze with an massive and empty anus. After moving to yet another shitty small town, his mom married a stepdad who IRL cyber bullied him for his valid interests.
Before ED
He became something of an e-celebrity by interviewing his hick uncle who is a "singer" in an indie band while he was thoroughly unliked on the minecraft wiki. Upon depleting his 15 minutes of fame, he was banned forever from Roblox (where he played pseudo-minecraft all day, everyday as the autist he is). And... voilá, he bitched about it via his Youtube account. Perhaps this provides Freudian insight into the roots of his psychosexual traumas related to "unfair" bans. Or maybe he's just an insufferable cunt.
His dog died, as he forced it to eat mushrooms that were in his garden in an attempt to emulate his favorite video game character.
—:( |
Prelude
After blanking and vandalizing some articles, defending Uncyclopedia the best way a 15 year old autist can, and saying douche to almost everyone that he interacted with (as psychologically ill 15 year olds are wont to do) he received a well deserved ban... and there was much rejoicing.
Bawwlade
He created a sock account and e-protested to each of the users that undid his edits and advised him against his blatant faggotry by vandalizing their talks pages. As a typical 15 year old, he claimed that any blame rests squarely on the shoulders of "his brother."
After that clever statement, he declared himself to be a vigilante and said that he hates "fake bans" and will fight against them for ever as Anon would do against Scientology He nearly called the cyberpolice, but that would have been too much faggotry, even for him.
—Polite Mariozplaze |
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Naturally, he tried to dodge his ban by asking in Y!A how he might change his Wii's IP address; he was promptly instructed to become an hero by trolls.
Main Drama
Mah Quest for Adminship
Time went on and his ban expired. Immediately, he asked if there was any way that he could become a sysop; he was prompty told to STFU as he did not even have a single real contribution under his belt. Of course, he used the argument "I have a life" or "I get more girls than you" as the underageb& he is.
—One of the plethora of reasons he should be an admin (he also gets more girls than you) |
He was banned again and, for some reason, was unbanned about 2 hours later.
Retrieving Dox?
Most users welcomed him politely, providing links to Mibbit, from which his IP could be obtained. He claimed that he could not not use it because he was editing from a Wii. However, he was too much of a nigger to hide himself and there was information about him spread all over the far corners of the internets, as well as that of his uncle who is a neckbeard member of a shitty indie musical group called "Under Oath". He was easily goaded, to the point of providing information about his Facebook account and his IP (67.232.48.188, IT'S FUCKING STATIC, packets ahoy!). His dox were published and lulz popped out. Read below for moar.
—Mariozplaze after getting his dox out |
He was yet again permabanned, but he was granted the ability to edit his own talk page once more.
And in the end of the day, the moral is...
—Neither the first nor the last lolcow to do this. |
He was unbanned for the final time, and started to add terrible, unfunny content to articles. People still trolled him in his talkpage, yet he decided to defend himself with terrible, terrible arguments. He had become more trouble than his lulz were worth, and was the recipient of a fatal banhammer strike... for great justice.
Youtube
Previous Video | Next Video
—Oh lol. |
Previous Quote | Next Quote
He has called upon his whiteknights to vandalize this article, and bitched about everything here while fallaciously declaring that any content found on this page is patently false. However, because he suffers from USI and no one even cared enough to reply to his comments (aside from trolls), nothing happened.
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See Also
- Mariozplaze's Talkpage Archive
- talkpage history, fucking enjoy
- Roblox
- Minecraft
- Anonymous
- Dox
- 13 year old boy
Links
15 Years old. Williston, Florida, USA. Birthday: May the 18th, 1997 (15yrs)
- mariozplaze
- Youtube mirror
- Jewgrounds profile
- Planetminecraft account
- Roblox profile
- Yahoo profile
- Yahoo Answers profile
- His own shitty Web 1.0 abortion
- Chess.com profile
- pouetpu-games.com profile
- Ace Attorney blog comment
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