Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Kyle Rittenhouse: Difference between revisions

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
← Older editNewer edit →
imported>MarioMario456
Reverted edits by Willmikevg8645 (talk) to last revision by TabbyGarf
imported>Wyyzrdtheniggerfaggot
No edit summary
Line 1: Line 1:
{{breakingnews|[https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1461764452773240848 KYLE RITTENHOUSE ACQUITTED ON ALL CHARGES!]}}
{{Achtung|Someone right this better}}
{{lollercoaster}}
{{lollercoaster}}
<br>
<br>
[[File:Rittenhousewinning.jpg|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Rittenhousewinning.jpg|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Fatlock facepalms.jpg|thumb|200px|The only decent meme from the shitshow of a trial]]
[[File:Fatlock facepalms.jpg|thumb|200px|The only decent meme from the shitshow of a trial]]
'''Kyle Rittenhouse''', a.k.a. '''The Kenosha Kid''' is an awesomesauce humanitarian, Boy Scout, street medic, former junior police cadet, expert marksman, Grand Master-level shitlord, rosy-cheeked young man, all around good guy, Second Amendment fanboy, acquitted murder defendant, and epic slayer of Antifa-affiliated shithead felons and sex offenders in Kenosha, Wisconsin.
'''Kyle Rittenhouse{{Jew}}''' (a.k.a. '''The Kenosha Kid''') was some [[Dying alone|friendless]], cop-loving, loser [[faggot]]] that decided one day that he would take down a bunch of rioters with his gun; and, honorably, he stuck to that, and even killed some people. However, he then got [[V&|arrested]], and was [[retard|shocked and horrified when he found out that killing people would get you arrested]]. People stopped giving a shit about him for a long time, when suddenly, he was brought back into the lime light again, as his trial suddenly captivated the world; all because the ((([[NRA]]))) was pumping it up threw the Media. The [[conservatard]] media was vigorously [[Fellatio|sucking his dick]] threw out the whole process. Shit happened, and then people found out he was innocent. Immediately the dick-sucking got even more vigorous, and [[Tucker Carlson]] even got his faggot ass in on the whole thing.  
 
Like many a strapping, idealistic young American male, Kyle Rittenhouse was raised to be a helper. Unlike [[you]], he actually got off his ass and did something about the destruction of his country by leftist faggots and welfare recipients.
 
On August 25, 2020, when Rittenhouse heard that a rampaging mob of niggers and Antifa deviants were on their way to downtown Kenosha, Wisconsin planning to loot and burn the property of hard-working business owners to avenge the entirely justified shooting of nigger criminal Jacob Blake, Kyle Rittenhouse grabbed his indispensable tool of red-blooded American manhood—his AR-15—and headed to Kenosha to protect the property of innocent people who didn’t deserve lose it all to a bunch of coddled niggers and faggots.
 
After being attacked, chased, and threatened, Rittenhouse killed two Antifa faggots and blew the bicep off a third while doing an awesome ninja barrel roll and maintaining full control of his AR-15 throughout the maneuver—yes, firing off three shots each of which hit their targets while he was rolling.
 
Rittenhouse’s perfectly executed, reality-bending, Matrix-style killshots would be doubted by everyone except they were caught on video. Such a deft maneuver has never been equaled by anyone—fearsome warriors such as the Navy Seals, the Green Berets, and the U.S. Army’s Delta Force are absolute pikers compared to 17-year old Rittenhouse’s combat readiness and agility and operational ferocity in Kenosha.
 
Rittenhouse’s epic deeds elevated him instantly to the level of God Among Men, an Epic Hero equal to Achilles and Odysseus, a folk hero on the level of Paul Bunyan, a bringer of good news on the level of Jesus Christ, and a master of self rivaling the Buddha.
 
Unfortunately, America has been all but overtaken by cultural marxist faggotry. As such, prosecutors in Kenosha attempted to send Saint Kyle down the river for defending America from rampaging criminals, niggers, kikes and race-traitors. The odds were daunting. Indeed, Kyle faced off against half an entire country overtaken by cultural marxist brainwashing; this included their propaganda outlets, a demonstrably corrupted FBI, and the Biden regime itself. And yet, Kyle [[Win|WON]]! Biden’s attempts to sniff yet another minor were thwarted by the power of truth and (ironically) the prosecution’s incompetence. Such was the prosecution’s blundering that some suggested Saint Kyle expertly planted a mole in the demonic legions to ensure their defeat in court. Regardless, this American hero has been acquitted and freed to do what he does best: killing commies. Should we all be brave enough to follow his example.


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
Line 53: Line 41:
==See also==
==See also==
*[[Antifa]]
*[[Antifa]]
*[[Trayvon Martin|George Zimmerman]] - Also not guilty or white.
*[[Riots]]
*[[Riots]]
*[[Wisconsin]]
*[[Wisconsin]]


{{High Scores}}
{{Altright}}
{{FoxNews}}


[[Category:People|Rittenhouse, Kyle]]
[[Category:People|Rittenhouse, Kyle]]

Revision as of 04:13, 1 January 2022

Someone right this better
Hey! This article isn't lulz just yet, but its coverage can spark a lollercoaster.
You can help by reverting people who delete shit, and vandalizing their user pages.
See this article on Google? Want to add something? Join us!


The only decent meme from the shitshow of a trial

Kyle Rittenhouse✡ (a.k.a. The Kenosha Kid) was some friendless, cop-loving, loser faggot] that decided one day that he would take down a bunch of rioters with his gun; and, honorably, he stuck to that, and even killed some people. However, he then got arrested, and was shocked and horrified when he found out that killing people would get you arrested. People stopped giving a shit about him for a long time, when suddenly, he was brought back into the lime light again, as his trial suddenly captivated the world; all because the (((NRA))) was pumping it up threw the Media. The conservatard media was vigorously sucking his dick threw out the whole process. Shit happened, and then people found out he was innocent. Immediately the dick-sucking got even more vigorous, and Tucker Carlson even got his faggot ass in on the whole thing.

Gallery

Gallery of not guilty About missing Pics
  • Fan art
    Fan art
  • Anthony Huber
    Anthony Huber
  • Joseph Rosenbaum
    Joseph Rosenbaum
  • Fan art
    Fan art
  • Gaige Grosskreutz
    Gaige Grosskreutz
  • Binger BTFO'd
    Binger BTFO'd
  • One thing’s for sure—the Ritt don’t quit
    One thing’s for sure—the Ritt don’t quit
  • Please don't cry, LeBron
    Please don't cry, LeBron
  • Can't let the tree of liberty remain parched
    Can't let the tree of liberty remain parched
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

See also

Breitbart

Kyle Rittenhouse
is part of a series on
The New Right Reich

[Stop bullshitStart bullshit]

 Kyle Rittenhouse
is part of a series on
Fox News

[Back to The StudioOver To You]
Retrieved from "http://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Kyle_Rittenhouse&oldid=31654"