Karel++

	“	Karel is an extremely useful and helpful way to introduce object oriented programming languages for students.	„
	— Any programming teacher

Karel++, or Karel for the mentally incompetent is a handy-dandy fucking retarded programming language. In its most basic state (by basic we mean basic ) Karel is a Java library intended for teaching inner city youths how to program a little robot to run around and shit on street corners all day. However, Karel comes in a slew of other shitty flavors including:

• Ruby
• Python
• C++
• C

History of Karel

Karel the robot was created by Richard E. Pattis in the 80's. Being that everything from that joke of an 'era' is an atrocity, Karel fit right in. Regardless of its simplicity, the first victims of Karel's wrath were the washed up yuppies of Stanford University.

• Fun Fact niggers! The language is Karel, because Karel Čapek, some czechfag, invented the robot

Due to the ever so charming Mr. Pattis' love for pun and games and showing off he wasn't a genuine autist enjoyed making pop-culture references, almost like the meme-spouting /b/tards and redditors. For example, the Ruby edition of Karel was titled Karel Tuesdays This man needs to talk to a talent coordinator, because damn was that fine. For python it was Monty Karel, and Java, being the dumbfuck he is, just made it: Karel learns Java. Because ya'know, keeping trends is waaay to mainstream for this guy

See me after class

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Booleans, AKA 'tests'

public boolean butthurt;

butthurt = true;

or all at once:

boolean butthurt = true;

File:Karel the robot2.png

This is what Karel has been reduced to because of your bullshit

Logical operators

Logical operators are like an extension of comparison operators. The logical operators are:

&& and

|| or

Example: a && b and The result is true only if both a and b are true.

a || b or The result is true if either a or b is true.

You can also use the not operator. !a not true if a is false and false if a is true.

nigger you put code here

This will print the statement because the or operator only requires one of the conditions to be true.

Things Programmed Using Karel

• completely useless shit

See Also

• Java
• You
• Shit