G.R.I.D.S.

First two medical reports of GRIDS

Easy to get them confused

A grid.

Gay Related Immuno-Deficiency Syndrome or Gay Related

Method to Calculate if you have GRIDS

Immune Deficiency Syndrome is the original name given to what the politically-correct now call AIDS. G.R.I.D.S. became prevalent during the 70's and 80's, when it was scientifically proven that being gay kills people. The FDRQs got all butthurt (ironic) over being cursed, and started spreading their tainted seed amongst straight people. This was accomplished by pretending that a woman's anus was the same thing as a dude's. Once infected, the women would inevitably spread this death to men, due to their whoreness.

Unlike AIDS, the GRIDS does not infest pools. Instead, some argue that this pre-AIDS is able to infest the internets. This has not been yet proved as the tubes were still being formed in the 70's.

• GRIDS is coming back.
• G.R.I.D.S. is gonna be the new black.
• This may prove slightly difficult because everyone has AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS AIDS!
• G.R.I.B.S Gay related irritable bowel syndrome. Terminal I'm afraid.

However, we all know that GRIDS and AIDS are not just gay and nigger diseases. Lots of straightfags have the AIDS now.... millions of them.

It is not uncommon to hear newfags say "gayer than aids" and you can show them you've been around longer by saying "gayer than grids" instead.

GRIDS may also refer to

• Gook Runs Imperforated Dutch Super
• Gay Relief Invisible Dynamic Sad
• Gentoo Renewable Italian Dead Security
• Gay Religious Ipod Daddy Soft
• Girls Religious Inspection Dead Spotless
• Girls Realise Internet Debauchery Sells
• Girls Rig Incognito Death Sucks
• Goon Rig Is Donuts Soft
• Great Rectal Information Diarrhea Simple
• Godawful Religious Inflatable Daddy Soft
• Good Relief Italian Dead Syndrome
• Good, Renetto Is Dying Slowly
• GRadual Infant Death Syndrome
• Guys Really Invited Dis Shit
• Genius Radioactive Iranian Douchebagging Savior

See Also

• AIDS
• Butthurt
• BAW
• FDRQ
• The GRIDS that is killing ED

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