Mircea Kitsune

Mircea Kitsune, going under the forum name Taoki, is an 18 year old transgendered Romanian furry otherkin voraphile who is butthurt over Linden Labs, creators of the popular online game Second Life, making a recent decision to restrict teenagers from the Main Grid, taking away his jerk off material. Mircea decided that the banning of minors from the porn infested Main grid was as great an affront as black folks being forced to sit at the back of the bus and started an online movement to protest the decision.

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A Moral Outrage

Taking the matter into his own hands, Mircea posted his tl;dr plea for help on the Second Life forums, his Livejournal, and FurNation's message board, along with an image macro.

In his presented argument, which reeks of butthurt and fursecution, Mircea views the recent decision by Linden Labs as a form of persecution similar to what Blacks in some countries faced in the 1950s on the bus or what midgets face today in restaurants. In short, it is advisable that Mircea become an hero for his cause, much like Malcolm X or Bridget "the Midget" Power.

In further acts of faggotry, when a forum member pointed out the American laws about minors accessing pornography in the Child Online Protection Act Mircea goes on to bash America for no particular reason, most likely scapegoating it as the reason underage folk can't access porn on Second Life, and claims it "is worse then [sic] all the arabian countries at once". In another post he claims that porn is a civil right. WTF??

Here be LULZ

	“	Banning them from the SL for being "too young" is exactly like throwing a black out of a restaurant for being a "nigger".	„
	—Mircea Kitsune, because racism against black people is the exact same thing as Linden Labs banning minors off the Main Grid so they can't access sexually explicit material.

	“	America is worse then all the arabian countries at once, if you ask me what I believe. And of course, far worse then the country I believed I was so cursed to live in.	„
	—Mircea Kitsune

	“	Looking at something like porn is a right given by life, not by the government.	„
	—Mircea Kitsune

Lessons in Fail

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External Links

• The lulzy Livejournal entry
• A just-as-lulzy forum post
• His MySpace page - listed as a female
• Mircea attempting to find his brethren on a Romanian forum and failing, with lulzy results
• Vore Tournament

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