Bacon

Bacon is a delicious variety of pig meat and the "B" in BLT. Although bacon can be found in almost any First World country, bacon is best known for this place on the American breakfast plate. Although bacon is often blamed for obesity and heart attacks, some mavericks amongst society who believe that bacon is good for you. No matter which position one takes on the bacon debate, none can agree against bacon's significant place in the Internet.

The Definitive Guide To Bacon

Maximizing the benefits of bacon can be tricky and is by no means an easy undertaking for the feint of heart. Attacking this conundrum of coronary Confucianism is this handy dandy, step wise guide to building a better life through bacon! Memorize these easy steps and you'll be well on your way to achieving a state of self-actualized bacon being.

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Push Button; Receive Bacon

Push Button; Receive Bacon is a meme poking fun at the directions located on hand dryers. Some creative son of /b/ realized that the heat waves resembled strips of bacon and played on it. This person later brought his discovery onto the Internet, and parody images were born.

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  Push Button; Receive Bacon.
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  The GIF.
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  Push Button; Receive Bacon IRL.
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  I am...

I Am Legend

I Am Legend is a book-turned-movie-turned-remake starring Will Smith. I Am Legend is one of the many vampire / zombie movies created in the new millennium. Will Smith plays an isolated, anti-social scientist trying to save humanity. In one scene which displays the character's anti-social-ness, Smith has a hard time being around people and exclaims that he was saving that bacon. This resulted in several parody images and videos.

I was saving this gallery

• The Sandwich Chef.
  The Sandwich Chef.
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  Saved.
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  I was saving that.
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  Bitches don't know.
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  300.
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  Why Fred was out.

Bacon Branding

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Generally Useless Shit

With great obsession comes obsessive marketing! With everyone under the sun firmly entrenched in the carnal pleasures of seared piglet flesh it comes as no surprise that every other two-bit hack is trying to "cash in" on the trend, with every manner of pointless products to liter your shelves and needlessly complicate your meandering little life with. All of them of course grossly over priced, manufactured in Mexico or chiseled out in China via Commie, consumerist pandering, profiteers running slave labor shops shelling out shiny, shit grade, shlock to any available dumbfuck American idiot who will buy into it.

Bacon Bric-à-brac About missing Pics

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  Because where would your life be without bacon board games?
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  Jam itself down your throat and choke you to death?
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  Wowza, these are stylin!
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  For those who can't get enough of free basing farm animals!
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  Air fresheners make some sense, but what in the frosty fuck are you gonna do with a bacon scented BUBBLE MAKER?!
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  Man Candles...for the manly man!
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  Because nothing goes together better than Christmas and bacon!
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  For the bacon plushophile, it's your own little rape rag! :D
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  Servin up a side of douche-bacon with this little hipster holder.
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  Just how in the hell did we ever live without THIS?!
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  It'll match perfectly with yer grease molested little grubbies.
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  Doubles as an unintended doggy delight the minute you look away!
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  Wrap yer boo-boos in bacony bandages.
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  And once you finish bacon flossing you can regular floss the bacon grease from yer teeth. Wow, it's like double yer duty, double yer dipshit!
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  Fat chicks love it!
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  Lube up with bonafide bacon grease for all yer bestiality business!
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  And afterwards you can suck a regular mint to get rid of yer rancid bacon breath. Double yer duty, double yer dipshit again! :D
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  Don't you already smell enough like a sow?
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  Nothing better than the shimmering shine of pork slather.
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General Bacony Goodness About missing Pics

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  Not to be confused with Francis Bacon.
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  Bacon Cat.
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  For the fruity fag in all of us!
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  NOW GAWD DAMMIT!!!
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  The cutest little bacon seed evar!
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  MATHS! It works, bitches!
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  Never get between a man and his bacons.
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  Redundant bacon is redundant.
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  For crafty cross stitching bacon lover.
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  Tru.dat
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  Hardcore bacon loves!
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  Feel the greasy might of bacon biceps!

See also

Spam Borscht

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