Corrupt.org

Corrupt.org fans just want to fit in, but they don’t have anything in common with you. Well shit.

Ever wondered what happened to those kids back in school you thought could go on a killing spree, but never did? Well, they ended up crying on Corrupt.org; one of the greatest satirical websites dedicated to ripping a new asshole into liberals and other fucktards in society.

Unfortunately they have bad aim and often rip into scientists and people that actually know more about history than they do instead. Lead by many closet homos that consider themselves the pinnacle of human perfection, they write fantastic columns about really cool stuff. When visiting, just remember they are “remaking modern society” from the comfort of their armchairs, you lazy faggots.

To corrupt.org's credit, they did espouse positive stuff instead of the negative bullshit of it's sister site, ANUS.com, which ruined the lives of many aspies and lurkers.

Alex Birch: Virgin or Homosexual?

When opening the website the first thing any unsuspecting Anon is hit with is a Wall of Text that could protect China from the Mongols. Most of the updates on this behemoth of information deal with their private lives and how it relates to good strong conservative values. However, the columnist of Corrupt.org will sometimes mix up the shitstorm by complaining about liberals, the evils of niggers, and how much it hurt after Obama raped them senseless. Anyone brave enough to try and read all the hundreds upon hundreds of horrible articles may just want to grab a couple proxies and take a quick fap break.

Corrupt.org A Mission of Pedo

It is also of important notice that like many other places of Conservatism Pedophilia runs rampant like newfaggotry on b. Don't take my word for it, take theirs.

	“	...it’s fun to re-experience teen love when you’re nearing middle age,	„
	—-Lori Hosea, lover of little boys. She goes on to say;

	“	If 40 is the new 20, what’s so wrong about lusting after “High School Musical" star Efron...	„

The Source of Shit. The Corrupt.org bloggers.

Every ocean of piss has a river that feeds it. Corrupt.org has multiple bloggers that consider all else little more than trickles of urine from your cock.

• Sofia Theotoky

This whore spends most of her blogging time talking about good conservative womyn, which is pretty goddamn hypocritical because this bitch hasn't spent one day in the kitchen making a man a sandwich. On her blog page she calls herself a rare breed of philosopher. This is bullshit, because bitches like her come in droves. Not to mention the ongoing paradox caused by her not being in the kitchen

• Frank Azzurro

As a young boy, Frank was made fun of for having a silly last name.

	“	More like Frank ASSurro, amirite!	„
	—- David Davidson, the mean liberal kid from across the street.

So Frank, deep in homicidal Christian rage threw himself into his father's whiskey cabinet. After his father got home and beat him, he explained to the young Frank all the wonders of alcohol. So little Frankie grew up, got married, and had two little rapelets of his own. Frank then decided he had become important enough to express his ideals to the internet! Mr Assurro now spends his time when he is not in a drunken stupor posting well thought out articles for everyone to read!

Notable Trolls

• Tiny Midget

Tiny Midget was a small burrowing homosexual mammal who delivered epic trollings of Corrupt.org and the old ANUS.com site. He is widely regarded as being the true father of Levy_Spearmen.

• Levy Spearman

How Levy_Spearmen came to be:

Tiny Midget secretly begot his son Levy_Spearman on Levy_Spearman’s mom, before she was taken to Mexico with her uncle Daniel Corchado. He set Dominating fucker’s sons, the Curvaceous Curves, or, some say, Dave, to guard his cradle in the blog wait room, where they leaped about him, clashing their weapons, as they had leaped about Tiny Midget himself at the Gojira guestbook. But the Mastodon fans, Tiny Midget enemies, whitening each other with Gypsum until they were anti-blackface, waited until the Curvaceous Curves slept. At midnight, they lured Levy_Spearman away, by offering him such childish toys as a bull-roararer, golden apples, a mirror, a knuckle-bone, a tuft of wool, and the first 3 Korn albums. Levy_Spearman showed courage when they murderously set upon him, and went through several transformations in an attempt to delude them: he became successively Militantididothcrusher in goat skin, Querro Mchungro, Cargest, Kam Lee, and a horse. At this point the Mastodon fans sized him firmly by his hoofs, tore him apart with their teeth and devoured his flesh raw. Kontinual interrupted this grisly banquet shortly before its end and rescuing Levy’s heart, enclosed it in a gypsum figure, into which she breathed life; so that Levy_Spearman became immortalized as a meme. His bones were collected and buried in the archive, and Tiny midget punished the Mastodon fans anally.

THUS ENDS PART ONE OF THE TRIALS OF LEVY_SPEARMINT .

See Also

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• Nihilism
• Conservatism
• Culture
• Elitism
• USI

External Links

• Corrupt.org
• Anus.com
• it just gets worse (srsly)
• Weev interview
• Pekka-Eric Auvinen article AN HERO TO US ALL
• Radio archive

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