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'''NFTs''' are the largest forced meme in the history of mankind. The first NFTs were made sometime in [[2014]] by Kevin McSoy and [[Rainbow Dash|Anal Dash]] as a result of [[The Fappening]]. As you probably already know, NFT stands for "Non-Fungible Token", meaning your digital drawing of an [[Ape|ape]] is completely unique and one of a kind, just like a [[retard]]! NFT investors often ejaculate in their pants (they don't wear underwear) to the thought of a randomly generated image being "non-fungible", though pretty much everything in the universe is "non-fungible" as well. | '''NFTs''' are the largest forced meme in the history of mankind. The first NFTs were made sometime in [[2014]] by Kevin McSoy and [[Rainbow Dash|Anal Dash]] as a result of [[The Fappening]]. As you probably already know, NFT stands for "Non-Fungible Token", meaning your digital drawing of an [[Ape|ape]] is completely unique and one of a kind, just like a [[retard]]! NFT investors often ejaculate in their pants (they don't wear underwear) to the thought of a randomly generated image being "non-fungible", though pretty much everything in the universe is "non-fungible" as well. | ||
[[File:averagenft2.jpg|250px|thumb|right| | [[File:averagenft2.jpg|250px|thumb|right|A typical NFT.]] | ||
Despite the average NFT being even less valuable than a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card, most NFTs sell for prices high enough to make even a Tel Aviv merchant jealous. | Despite the average NFT being even less valuable than a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card, most NFTs sell for prices high enough to make even a Tel Aviv merchant jealous. | ||
[[File:Special_ed_NFT.jpg|thumb|right|[[You]] buying an NFT.]] | [[File:Special_ed_NFT.jpg|thumb|right|[[You]] buying an NFT.]] | ||
==How NFTs are made== | ==How NFTs are made== | ||
NFT's usually run on an [[Ethereum]] [https:// | NFT's usually run on an [[Ethereum]] [https://archive.ph/x5lcn Cockchain], which is magic [[internet]] technology which wastes a shit-ton of valuable energy people in [[Africa]] could be using. NFT's usually come in the form of images, though they can also be pretty much anything digital such as video and audio. Typical NFT "art" usually consists of a standard plain color background with a simple design pattern on it behind some hideous creature designed from a base model which is then run through some algorithm which clothes the model with different accessories, facial expressions, and skin colors which makes the NFT "non-fungible" or something. After the NFT is designed, it's placed on some crypto-market website for some sheltered dumbass with too much money to buy. | ||
Everything about NFTs, from the way they're made to the way they're promoted, makes them a prime target of online hatred. One common argument against these precious pieces of digital art claims NFTs are yet another way for companies to induce the public into buying their shitty products. Essentially, NFTs are like [[Pride]] month, just another dumb fad corporations follow to earn more money. | Everything about NFTs, from the way they're made to the way they're promoted, makes them a prime target of online hatred. One common argument against these precious pieces of digital art claims NFTs are yet another way for companies to induce the public into buying their shitty products. Essentially, NFTs are like [[Pride]] month, just another dumb fad corporations follow to earn more money. | ||
[[File:Hello.jpg|250px|thumb|right|A prime example of what an NFT looks like.]] | [[File:Hello.jpg|250px|thumb|right|A prime example of what an NFT looks like.]] | ||
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Revision as of 13:49, 6 April 2022
NFTs are the largest forced meme in the history of mankind. The first NFTs were made sometime in 2014 by Kevin McSoy and Anal Dash as a result of The Fappening. As you probably already know, NFT stands for "Non-Fungible Token", meaning your digital drawing of an ape is completely unique and one of a kind, just like a retard! NFT investors often ejaculate in their pants (they don't wear underwear) to the thought of a randomly generated image being "non-fungible", though pretty much everything in the universe is "non-fungible" as well.
Despite the average NFT being even less valuable than a Yu-Gi-Oh! card, most NFTs sell for prices high enough to make even a Tel Aviv merchant jealous.
How NFTs are made
NFT's usually run on an Ethereum Cockchain, which is magic internet technology which wastes a shit-ton of valuable energy people in Africa could be using. NFT's usually come in the form of images, though they can also be pretty much anything digital such as video and audio. Typical NFT "art" usually consists of a standard plain color background with a simple design pattern on it behind some hideous creature designed from a base model which is then run through some algorithm which clothes the model with different accessories, facial expressions, and skin colors which makes the NFT "non-fungible" or something. After the NFT is designed, it's placed on some crypto-market website for some sheltered dumbass with too much money to buy.
Everything about NFTs, from the way they're made to the way they're promoted, makes them a prime target of online hatred. One common argument against these precious pieces of digital art claims NFTs are yet another way for companies to induce the public into buying their shitty products. Essentially, NFTs are like Pride month, just another dumb fad corporations follow to earn more money.
Why you can't just save the image
A common question regarding NFTs is "Why can't I just save the image or take a screenshot instead of paying for it?". The answer to this question is that NFTs lose all their value once they are saved "illegally", and the artists who produce them lose all their money and go bankrupt. In order to prevent normies from putting an end to their faggotry, NFT artists hunt down the IP address of anyone who dares save their image without paying (or God forbid, takes a screenshot of their precious art) and buttrape the thief and their entire family to assert dominance over any other monster planning to steal art without paying 500 Billion Million dollars.
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