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Given the public stance of the company that owns the Marvel universe, under the umbrella of which falls the Punisher, all the chodes that only put Punisher skulls on their truck bumpers in the first place because they are mindless conservatives that only know how to follow orders and give props to guns and vigilantism now have to grapple with the fact that the corporation that owns the rights to that franchise has taken a stance against conservative legislation. | Given the public stance of the company that owns the Marvel universe, under the umbrella of which falls the Punisher, all the chodes that only put Punisher skulls on their truck bumpers in the first place because they are mindless conservatives that only know how to follow orders and give props to guns and vigilantism now have to grapple with the fact that the corporation that owns the rights to that franchise has taken a stance against conservative legislation. | ||
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The Punisher was a shitty comic book about a guy who got butthurt because some corrupt cops killed his family, so he decided to load up on guns and take revenge on The Man.
Tons of gun-toting rednecks went "Hell yeah! Guns are cool and the gubment sucks and this is what the Second Amendment is for!" so they all decided that putting the Punisher logo from the comic book on their car meant that they were Supreme badass gun toting freedom fighters and now you see that shit on bumpers all around the South.
Mickey Mouse Rambo
Last Thursday Florida decided to enact a stupid law restricting the teaching of any kind of sexuality before the third grade. The debate was basically that you can't even show kids books about families that come in all shapes and colors without invoking Karen. This has become affectionately referred to as "don't say gay".
This became a problem because Disney is largely based out of Florida and they didn't want to get involved. But their employees and the public at large (SJWs) rose up and said "Disney, this is kind of fucked up and you need to take a stance on this". Disney, still not wanting to get involved, finally said, "Yeah, you really don't need to be legislating a solution to a problem that doesn't exist."
Given the public stance of the company that owns the Marvel universe, under the umbrella of which falls the Punisher, all the chodes that only put Punisher skulls on their truck bumpers in the first place because they are mindless conservatives that only know how to follow orders and give props to guns and vigilantism now have to grapple with the fact that the corporation that owns the rights to that franchise has taken a stance against conservative legislation.
