Bread

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Bread is a gift from the gods to us, it makes every person in the world satisfied after eating it (even fatties). It is widely known that bread has nutrients that can help you to grow healthy, it's also known that bread cured many people of their faggotry, thus bread is our savior and we should obey and respect the bread.

It's not a surprise that many people like bread

Bread addition

There are many things you can put on bread to make your life even better.

Very true.

• Butter: Adding butter to bread will make your bread even more slippery and delicious, as you eat it you can sense the fluid of the food entering through your stomach.
• Peanut Butter: Difference between the previous one? You can eat the delicious peanut butter instead of plain butter, you will love this lovely addition to food.
• Jam: There are many types of jam but they all have one thing in common, they are great with bread.
• Nuts: As you eat the bread the crunchy taste of the nuts will come to mix the taste of this holy food.

Gallery of Toast

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  That buttery taste.
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  How crunchy.
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  Who wouldn't?
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  The most professional guitarists wanted to get their hands on this bread guitar.
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  Ohhhh look at that cute spider bread.
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  The brand new military weapon.
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  People become unruly and violent over wasted bread.

Videos of bread

Bitches love toast. How to make your very own bread. Bread can also help you against road rage. Previous Video | Next Video

See also

• Dancing Sandwich
• Sammich
• Milwin

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