ForeverKailyn

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ForeverKailyn (now MsKailynMarie) aka Kailyn Marie Wilcher-Hughes (fka KaiKhaod, LilKaiKaiz, KailynsKreations, SincerelyKailyn) is an obese, white trash self-proclaimed socialite and YouTube beauty guru from Bowie, Maryland. Kailyn has been shitting out videos since 2007. She is infamous for producing the most lulz, scandals, and retard drama in a single lifetime next to Chris Chan.

The most notoriety Kai ever received was a feature spot on Vh1's Best Week Ever blog for her signature phrase "Hai Everyjuan", and a segment on Willam's Beatdown: Episode 9.

As of February 2014, Kailyn has gone into hiding after her most recent scandal.

“   Even the president makes mistakes   „     —Kai, coming back from one of her scandals     “   I don't have a disability ass   „     —Kailyn Marie Wilcher Hughes     “   This is Tah Jay Mah Hai.   „     —Trying to pronounce Taj Mahal     “   People go off their diet on the weekend   „     —Stuffing her face on BlogTV     “   I have peroid dummy   „     —Trying to be the baddest bitch while refuting pregnancy rumors     “   It smells like... Paris amour.   „     —Accurately describing the fragrance notes in Paris Amour     “   This is pink slice   „     —Attempting to say Pinksickle     “   I don't have gentle herpes.   „     —ForeverKailyn     “   This is rosebud slave   „     —Pronouncing rosebud salve     “   Sanba? Samba?   „     —Pronouncing scuba     “   Every since I've become pregnant all I do is think about my baby and all the things I would love to buy for him or her I don't even care about buying things for me anymore I'm I'm mommy mode 24/7 :)   „     —Before she spent $1000 over 3 months on drugstore make-up for herself     “   Yeah but my doctor didn't say i'm obese and i'm not   „     —ForeverDelusional     “   I need to be respons...ibilities   „     —ForeverResponsible Previous Quote | Next Quote

Sunflower Associations

Personal Life & Family

Meet the Wilchers

FAS evolution

On, May 18th, 1990, Lisa Sokoloski Wilcher, and dirty ape beaner, Miguel Wilcher, welcomed great white ape, Kailyn Marie Wilcher, into the world. She was special from day 1. Thanks to inferior genes and Lisa's alcoholism, Demon Kaka was born with retard induced cuntiness, a fuck load of narcissism (despite being hideously unattractive), as well as an extra set of gums that have played a major role in her life.

Kailyn was a demanding child and caused her parents to separate when she was just a small potato head. Lisa decided it was best if Miguel was only allowed to see his daughter when he showered her with gifts and/or cash. This tradition worked so well for The Wilchers, that they still follow it to this very day. Kailyn is a proud "stay-at-home daughter". She and her mother live in a Bowie (pronounced: Booie) mansion, decked out in nothing but the most glamorous 1970's decor, and the finest paper plates, plastic utensils and cups that disability checks can buy.

Lisa Wilcher tried enrolling her daughter in public school, but for some reason that never worked out. Lisa had the bright idea to pull Kailyn out of retard classes and home school her daughter, so she could do all of Kai's homework for her (The Sunflower Academy). Kai had all day to flash her tits for strangers online and rot away in the Lavender Dungeon known as her bedroom (formally Pink Dungeon), all while pretending to be a thweet, innothent girl who lahvs make up!

Thanks to Sunflower Academy, Kai reads on a 2nd grade level, and has a good vocabulary for a toddler. Due to her Christian mother, she has never been informed about her disabilities even though she has a "hockey-stick" palmar crease, something unique to those with FAS. Kai has admitted to receiving a direct deposit once a month, but she's so sheltered that she doesn't even question where it comes from.

Twice a week, Lisa works at Lisa's Hair Shanty, an in-home fail salon where the neighborhood grannies get perms and talk about the bible. Kailyn thinks she has the coolest mother in the world and they are best friends, but in reality Lisa is just her primary caregiver, personal assistant, and publicist.

To support his pride and joy, Michael works at a courthouse cleaning air vents and is forced to live off microwave dinners in his shitty shack to ensure that Lisa and Kai can enjoy a comfortable life.

Kai's extended family includes Grandma Beach House, Dorothy Sokoloski, Uncle daddy Stephen E. Sokoloski (Is forced to do all maintenance and repairs for every woman in the Sokoloski family), Aunt Jeanie and Uncle Donald Griffen and their 5 year old son, Eli still live with Granny Sokoloski. Her grandfather, Stephen R. Sokoloski Sr., passed away at the Wilcher estate sometime in 2007, the height of Kai's monthly $500 MAC hoarding and potpie pussy.

Kween Kai blames uncle-daddy Stephen for her pizza face genes, while Papa Wilcher's side of the family is blamed for her bigger girl status.

Diet & Hygiene

Kailyn has admitted she does not use a shower and does not wash her own hair because she gets shampoo in her eyes. Kai is often seen wearing her dandruff as a hair accessory, and showing off her buttery teeth covered in plaque. Once a week, Mama Alchy hoses Kai off in the driveway and washes her hair in the Shanty's shampoo bowl to keep the fat beast from stinking up the mansion too much.

...Damn, girl!

To add to the smell, the Kween has been steadily gaining weight since her start on Youtube. Every year the trolls harp on the obese whale and the following year they're more surprised than ever with her weight gain. At 5'2", the trolls estimate Kween Kai was nearing 200lbs in 2013 and are convinced she's well over 200lbs as she now has a massive shelf-ass, has moved into plus-sized clothing, and was forced to move up to a size 10 shoe due to her obese flippers.


See Imgur album of the Kween's favorite foods.

Bella

Lisa bought Kai her one and only friend, Bella, a derpy mutt sold to them for thousands of dollars under the guise of being a purebred Yorkie. Kailyn claims she "would love Bella even if she was a horse". When Bella is not shitting and pissing all over the Wilcher mansion, because she never gets to go outside, she is being crushed by the retard-strength of her owner and suffocated by the fart wars in the Lavender Dungeon. For entertainment purposes, Kai often sprays air freshener in Bella's face to make her "act silly".

Animal Abuse

Friends

Besides superficial friendships with fellow failures on youtube, Kai has only ever mentioned having a single friend, who is no longer her friend because she's a darkie.

David (Boyfriend, 2006-2011)

David (aka Davit) is Kai's only love. They started dating when Kai was a mouth full of teeth attached to a 15-year old potato head retarded thing. Davit is a fatass who liked to party, drink and dabble in drugs, and was the only person to ever introduce Kai to socialization. Early in their relationship Kai and her mullet became pregnant with Avery Juan 1.0 but ended up aborting the demon at Davit and Mama Wilcher's demand. Throughout their 5 years together, Kai began her scandal timeline including camming, shoving her saggy gorilla tits in his friends' faces, having a 3-some with Davit and his friend "hot dave", and targeting Craigslist for trannies and dykes to calm her retard-hypersexuality. But in the end, Kai's retard-hypersexuality and selfishness ruined their relationship. In 2011, Kai broke up with Davit on blog-tv to appease trolls telling her to do it for the lulz, and soon after ended the relationship for good.

Kai's Big Party

After their break-up in 2011, Kailyn made a tell-all video about their relationship. Painting herself as an innocent victim, she said Davit was the one who made her get into the partying lifestyle. Davit responded with a rebuttal video owning up to a few hard truths, but adding that she was both manipulative and a liar, and that everything she did was of her own free will.

Kailyn Spilling the Beans

David's Response

Matt (Husband, 2011-Current)

Matthew Hughes attempts to lift his prize cow (wife).

Matthew Todd Hughes (aka Matt Drost, Goomba, Madd, Hubby) is a fat, dough-faced, retarded fag lover living in Maryland's "country" working as a cart-pusher at Wallyworld. Kai met Matt in the fall of 2011 on Plenty of Fish while he was still dating Maureen Lewis. Mama Wilcher chaperoned Kai to Starbucks for a date with Matt while she supervised them from the parking lot. Three short months later, Matt proposed to Kai with a fashion ring from Wal-Mart.

On April 13th 2012, Friday the Thirteenth, lulz were had. Kai and Matt arrived in their most dazzling attire to be wed at the elegant St. Mary's County courthouse. Kai wore a dollar store tiara with an ill-fitted $20 dress from Kohl's, while Matt simply rolled out of bed and dressed himself in a Vintage McDonald's employee uniform.

Matt has shown sexual interest in the gays by pretending to hate them, and even making his potato head wife go to church to cure her of bisexualism.

Mooren

The torn lovers

Maureen Elizabeth Lewis (aka Mooren, Momo, Nignog, Nigger, Niggereen, Nigress, Ape, Chimp) was first introduced to the internets after Kailyn and Matt began dating. She is a batshit insane inbred welfare nigger with naturally drunk eyes, slurred speech and, like Kai, a lulzy speech impediment. Matt denied knowing the wild ape, but was dating and having sex with her for several months before his new deformed retard, Kai, came into the picture [1][2].
Upon Kai's arrival, Matt ignored the nignog and lulzy obsessed stalking ensued. [3]

	“	weally, madd? weally? ...weally?	„
	—Maureen Lewis, stalking Madd

Mooren found forums and blogs online dedicated to trolling the FAS queen and started posting dirt on them. At her stalking peak, Mooren showed up at Wal-Mart several times a week and finally filmed her encounter with her ex, Matt. The crazy nignog has since slowed down, but is still stalking the couple. Trolls will only bait her for the lulz.

Married Life (2012-Current)

Lookin' tho thtunnin' on her weddin' day

honeymoon at the local lake

As of 2014, Kai and Madd live separately with their parents. Kai continues to live with her caregiver in Bowie while Matt lives with his white trash parents, Mary C. Hughes and Todd D. Hughes, and 27-year old Kai-esque sister, Amber, in Leonardtown. In the past, Matt would drive to Booie to visit Kai several times a month, but has realized his wife is a hideous whale and now only visits once a month to pump his whale full of sperm. When confronted by the trolls about her shitty marriage, Kai insisted Matt lived with her in the glamorous Wilcher mansion. In the midst of yet another lie, Kai was caught after trolls found her uploading to instagram with geotags in Madd's location. In the beginning, Matt thought Kai was internet famous and thought he would get worshipped, but trolls have since drove him off the internet forever. Soon after, Matt started to control Kai's internet access and if Kai disobeyed, mandatory beatings were had.

Pregnancy (2013)

She's not showing yet.

The FAShionista had just turned 23 and having been a waste of space, she was desperate for a purpose. Fortunately, Avery Juan 2.0 aborted itself in March of 2013. Months later, our FAS queen succeeded in conceiving an Avery Juan 3.0 and is expecting her fatass, middle-aged stans to buy her shit for her soon-to-be government leech. Kai continues to purchase hundreds of dollars worth of makeup to add to her hoard every month despite the anticipation of her retarded potato spawn's arrival in July 2014.

Since Kai has no friends, Mama Alchy will be holding a baby shower involving their 5 family members and another was claimed to be hosted by the in-laws' church, Callaway Baptist Church. The church has since denied the claims and is disgusted that it has been associated with such a retarded potato head thing.

The Beginning: KaiKhaod, KailynsKreations

KaiKhaod [chaos] began her Youtube career in 2007 with a misspelled username and the most lulzy wtfery to grace the Youtube makeup community. The FAS teen made her appearance with a beautiful, bleached mullet doing makeup reviews and tutorials while being high as a motherfucking kite which only emphasized her tard talk. She is a fan of makeup-turned-mommy vlogger, xSparkage, and aspires to be just like her. Coincidentally, Kai and xSparkage became pregnant at the same time.

The KaiKaod channel was eventually rage-deleted, paving the way for KailynKreations, which was also rage-deleted when a new scandal emerged.

Face Routine: Kai's First Video

The YouTube Sensation

ForeverKailyn (Deleted)

Kailyn's lifeblood, her bread and butter. Boasting a high of almost 13,000 subscribers and averaging between 1,000-3,000 views, it has taken Kai several years to get to such shitty success. Kai had her Google ad revenue disabled almost as soon as it was granted due to the Kween clicking her own ads in hopes for bigger paychecks[4]. Her uploaded videos include 20 minute foundation applications, Wal-Mart clothing hauls and, in the past, outfit of the day (OOTD) videos which have ceased due to overexerting her fatass to show an outfit. Occasionally, Mama would forget to give Kai her aspie meds and Kai would upload videos of her singing and dancing or babbling about nothingness. Rating are always disabled on her channels because the rating bar is always red.

Kai off her meds:

Day in the life of an escorted Kween:

SincerelyKailyn (Privated)

Kai created her SincerelyKailyn channel under Mama Wilsher's or Madd's personal information after she was offered products from a company requiring her channel be under Google's ad revenue terms. The channel content was mainly vlog-targeted, beginning with lifestyle vlogs, kitchen vlogs, and recently - pregnancy vlogs which involve her reading a pregnancy app on her iphone 4 not 4s.

MsKailynMarie

After a record-breaking hiatus of 4 days, Kailyn realized she has no life without the internet and has crawled out of her hole. She vows never to make a pregnancy video again.

“	As much as I would love to share my pregnancy with my subscribers, it is best I do not. When events go beyond the slanderous posting of comments, it becomes harassment.	„
—ForeverButthurt

Infamous Scandals

Shall I compare thee to a bag of weed? jk it's only oregano.

Kailyn is best known for her many scandals, averaging at least one big scandal a year. When the mean pretty lady trolls catch on, it blows out of proportion and our Kween rage-deletes her social media accounts and privates her YouTube channels, only to come crawling back when she's bored.

N00ds, Cam Girl, Cheating

In 2008, Naked photos were leaked after Kai sold her cellphone and the moron forgot to remove her SIM card before sending it to the buyer. The photo-leak included her 'shampoo bottle' picture depicting a travel-size shampoo bottle jammed in her angry vag-hole. It was regrettably seen by many but is no longer online, as Kai was underage at the time. Since then, Davit has leaked a couple more including a disfigured vag photo.

Kailyn created a MyFreeCams account under the username GirlyBrunette. This was her source of nickles until a horny troll accidentally found her flashing her gorilla tits and eating pot pies on cam. Kween Kai logged into her account a final time, only to ask horny pedos to help her delete her account.

In 2011, Kailyn was caught with online dating profiles and was using Craigslist to look for random sexcapades, announcing in the ads that she was bisexual, trans-curious and interested in teen-aged girls. Some of the craigslist girls took pictures with Kai, which Kai then uploaded to the internet and passed off as her 'friends' even though they were never seen again.

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  Eat my puthy!
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  The fucking pot pie.
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  Caught in the act.
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  All that remains of the infamous shampoo bottle photo.

ForeverPoor

Kailyn's self-described "flawless" makeup coverage. Click for a larger view, you masochist.

Kailyn took a 40-hour makeup course in 2008, earning her a certificate of completion in a makeup artistry course. Considering the fat moron never properly graduated high school, she thinks her 40-hour completion is equivalent to a beautician license. Even so, for 7 years she's done the same makeup application with the only variable being the colors. Once confronted for being such a piece of shit, KaiKaiz decided she was a retarded shampoo girl in Mama Alchy's salon for a week.

“	Making beauty videos is my career.	„
—Foreverkailyn, on why she doesn't have a job

Shortly after, Kai said she sold Scentsy and Avon, although she eventually admitted nobody had ever bought anything from her. She has went as far as making an interview OOTD and a video announcing her interview to shut up the trolls but her interview was canceled due to snow melting before it hit the ground an hour away. She now claims to get her money from YouTube ad revenue, holiday money, and Social Security Disability Income (SSDI). Kai has mentioned that she never intends on gaining employment since she created her own internet-meets-reality demise. More importantly though, she's married so she doesn't need to work!

Now that she is pregnant, she has announced she will be a stay-at-home mom "forever".

The job that got away

Pink Wednesday

After her Yahoo email was hacked, it was revealed that Kailyn often contacts companies begging them to send her free shit in return for a useless, aspie review video. An upcoming company called Pink Wednesday (a play on a quote from the movie Mean Girls), contacted Kai asking her to review their beauty and bath products. She agreed to review the products, not realizing she was only honoring us with the lulziest review of pseudo-products produced by none other than an internet troll. When it came to light that she had been pranked by a fake company, and that the body spray possibly contained cat pee, Kailyn promptly deleted the review and made a video fishing for sympathy.

Pink Wednesday Fiasco

Citizens of Bowie, MD--beware.

Rape Accusations

MW's ghostwriting

On October 2, 2013, Kailyn and Matt allegedly raped their friend A. In February, the scandal was announced to the trolls after a troll pretending to be a stan baited Kai for personal info. Kailyn brought up the rape herself, saying that A was "too drunk to chew her food", and that herself and Hubby were placed in separate police cars for questioning. The accusations were confirmed online by Bowie police reporting a forcible rape call on Kailyn's block that particular night. The incident was again confirmed when Mama Wilcher (ghostwriting for Kailyn) wrote contradicting social media statuses on Kai's behalf saying it was all a "misunderstanding". After realizing she had turned even the most politically correct, social justice communities against herself she deleted everything.

On February 22, she reactivated her Facebook to post her email for anyone who wanted to continue buying her things off her baby registry.

Kaivman Vocab & Quotes

Due to Kai's inability to enunciate properly due to her disability ass and lack of reading skills, Kai has inadvertently created her own Kaivman language, usually referred to as Kaisms.

• materny laygins: maternity leggings
• 'ply: apply
• tho: so
• quessioneer: questionaire
• Ta Jay Mai Hai: Taj Mahal
• pink slice: pinksickle
• albertross: albatross
• prennit: pregnant
• limmidishon: limited edition
• hallow every Juan: hello everyone
• ith: It's
• Davit: David
• Madd: Matt
• eeewwguyth: you guys
• thuper: super
• husbint: husband
• katvondy: Kat Von D
• weddin' wild: Wet & Wild
• buddin: button
• drewberry moore: Drew Barrymore
• cowide: cow hide
• Rosebud slave: Rosebud salve
• Shore: sure
• cayoot: cute
• stuneen: stunning
• priddy: pretty
• trentin cream: tretinoin cream
• snifficently: significantly
• sowrecksy: siouxsie

Miscellaneous

Stunning Makeup Looks & More About missing Pics

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  You can never trust that she's telling the truth.
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  After 7 years of doing beauty videos, she's perfected her on-screen application technique.
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  Obviously she knows what she's talking about.
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  Kailyn and her hubby Matt.

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  Lookin' for her next man.
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  A whale in its natural habitat.
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  One of her more amusing live chats.

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Troll Artistry

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See also

• Fat
• Aspie
• Aspierations
• FAS
• Chris Chan
• Attention Whore
• White Devils
• Unwarranted Self Importance
• Fugly
• buttertroll
• Walmart
• Internet Celebrity

Accounts & External Linkage

•  Her Facebook
• Instagram
• Beauty YouTube Channel
•  Her Facebook Deleted
• Instagram Deleted
• Beauty YouTube Channel Deleted
• Vlog YouTube Channel Deleted
• Her Tumblr Deleted & squatted
• [Model Mayhem] Inactive
• Pinterest Deleted
• website Deleted
• Her CafeMom profile Deleted

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• Parody Instagram Inactive
•   Parody Twitter1 Abandon
•   Parody Twitter2
• Imgur album (troll archive)
• Booie Socialite SIM blog Abandon

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