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Commentator on the whole. Doesn't have any influence.  
Commentator on the whole. Doesn't have any influence.  


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Not a gamer. Doesn't know the difference between the Xbox and the Playstation.  
Not a gamer. Doesn't know the difference between the Xbox and the Playstation.


===KingofPol===
===KingofPol===

Revision as of 07:40, 17 October 2014

<GamerGate

This is a list of people on the wrong side of history and GamerGate.

Big players

Internet Aristocrat

Your hero Jim

The architect behind it all who still lives at home. Under the names Jim81Jim and GamesGoodMeBad he used to make shitty videos about Spax3 and Juggalos before realizing that he was just as balls to the wall retarded as spax and people liking Insane Clown Posse. His channel was thankfully shut down and nothing of value was lost, as nobody even cared to back up his videos, including the retard himself. Jim also has a love for Asian women, but despite their cheapness and Jim's parents wealth he still haven't fuck any. In fact he hasn't fucked anyone, ever. This would explain his hatred for women and why we can expect this gentleman to be the next real gentleman.

   
 
I have gone completely autistic, I can't do this
 

 
 

—Jim's before every video

Milo Yiannopoulos

Milo in just a few years
Solid reasoning on why Milo is a fucking act

Aka Nero aka Milo Wagner is a corrupt right-wing cocksucker, with a special place in his butt for niglets. Before trying to profit off GamerGate he was busy preventing fair competition when his company Wrong Agency Ltd. prevented another company at winning a shitty award. He also created something called The Kernel, which ironically and very apropos to Milo didn't contain one kernel of truth. Also not a gamer and he had to learn about games in the first place, presumably while he putting on his favorite make-up to hide the fact that he is quickly losing his once proud mane, but now he is just a fat British bald man pretending to be gay.

   
 
Outside of very narrow topics Milo is pretty fucking stupid.
 

 
 

Someone telling it like it is

Sargon of Akkad

MRA. Hates women with a passion, which why is this British faggot haven't gotten laid. Ever.

Mundane Matt

Commentator on the whole. Doesn't have any influence.

Not a gamer. Doesn't know the difference between the Xbox and the Playstation.

KingofPol

Bryan Dunn is the typical GamerGate supporter. Ugly, single, overweight, uneducated and a neckbearded perma-virgin still living at home. During a stream this unlovable Spic started crying like the little bitch he is. He cried for hours on end how he will never score and why he is still single, and how much he wants to fuck any women, but mostly the Boxxy look-a-like Shoe0nhead, as a dimwitted bimbo is perfect for his level of maturity. He is also a complete conspiracy tard, who believes in anything from reptilians to a faked moon landing to fucking chemtrails. And you wonder why nobody takes GamerGate serious?

   
 
yes im a lonely guy
 

 
 

—KoP finally being truthful for once

RogueStarGamez

We got a badass over here
Don't hurt his precious feelings, guis

Slade Villena is a former employee at Zynga, known for making the most casual of casual Facebook games, so it would only make sense if someone who used to develop Farmville were to proclaim being the leader of GamerGate. After being fired for spying on people, Slade wrote an angry reddit. After getting shit-canned Slade decided he was going to make a Kickstarter. He actually managed his target goal of $12,000 for a shitty space shooter, that has oddly enough never won anything. He used his contact at Penny Arcade to promote the game. After successfully begging for money, Slade had the idea of trying again but this opting for a higher goal. This didn't work out as he forgot to talk to his friends so they could promote the game for him, so when he asked for a whopping $189,999 all he got was $1,117. So the project has been canceled until he get famous enough from GamerGate to make people donate.

Lately he was caught telling people to hack Zoe Quinn despite all her shit already being out there, then he tried to get people to e-mail Vox, but nobody cared. Recently he was interviewed by The Escapist but it was quickly taken down, as they released there was no point in wasting bandwidth on a complete nobody.


The quality you can expect from this retard


   
 
I've had a red light of the wrist without me even gettin' kissed... I'm far, far away with my head up in the clouds
 

 
 

—-Slade

Infinitechan

Frederick Brennan or HotWheelZ is a pretend-cripple just like ZilianOP. He is technically able to walk, but he receives so large quantities of cock in his ass, that walking is extremely painful.

Minor players

NEET LIFE

Aka. Socks aka. Rinaxas is a fat depressed land-whale, who does nothing but sit on her fat ass all day and tweet about shit. Once and awhile she actually makes a video, when she isn't busy playing Diablo 3 and fingering herself.

Lo-Ping

Furfag that manages to be everywhere while barely contributing shit. Occasionally appears on streams to spread his furfaggotary and makes YouTube video's that nobody cares about. Chose the avatar of a panda as even if he was the last male on earth no woman would let him inside, even if it meant the survival of the species.

theHat2

Thinks he's important because he mods Kotaku in Action, hosts live streams about GamerGate, and makes Tumblr in Action podcasts. Bases his entire internet persona around a hat that he's probably done some pretty questionable things with. This faggot isn't good for anything except feeding his own stupidly large ego when he's not jerking off to Mundane Matt videos.

CasualFennec

Depressed Furfag who trolled the fuck out everybody on twitter and generated lulz. Even some /v/irgins called him based. Seems to have gone back to talking about Dragon Dildos and how lonely he is because no matter how hard he tries, he is a furfag, and so cannot be redeemed.