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*'''[[Emo|Dante]]''' - Our SSStylish [[Homo|hero]] is a half-breed born from a [[whore|human woman]] and a demon father named Sparda, not to be confused with [[Sparta]], which is a ten times better meme. Had a magical girl transformation into [[Edward Cullen]] in the Reboot. He has a love of pizza, bitches and his own twin brother's sweet ass. | *'''[[Emo|Dante]]''' - Our SSStylish [[Homo|hero]] is a [[half-breed]] born from a [[whore|human woman]] and a demon father named Sparda, not to be confused with [[Sparta]], which is a ten times better meme. Had a magical girl transformation into [[Edward Cullen]] in the Reboot. He has a love of pizza, bitches and his own twin brother's sweet ass. | ||
*'''[[Homo|Vergil aka Nelo Angelo]]''' - Dante's gay twin brother. They have gay sex all the time. | |||
*'''[[Bitch|Lady aka Mary]]''' - A young bitch with a huge ass [[dildo|rocket launcher]] titled Kalina Ann. She obviously has daddy issues as her father, Arkham obviously wants to fuck her. | *'''[[Bitch|Lady aka Mary]]''' - A young bitch with a huge ass [[dildo|rocket launcher]] titled Kalina Ann. She obviously has daddy issues as her father, Arkham obviously wants to fuck her. | ||
*'''Trish''' - [[Otherkin|Trish is a clone of Dante's mom, and Dante wants to fuck her brains out halfway through the first game since he has an Oedipus Complex. | *'''Trish''' - [[Otherkin|Trish]] is a clone of Dante's mom, and Dante wants to fuck her brains out halfway through the first game since he has an Oedipus Complex. She has lightning that comes out of her fingers. | ||
==Fandom== | |||
We all know Devil May Cry's fans kiss Hideki Kamiya's ass. | |||
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Revision as of 05:08, 31 October 2014
Devil May Cry is a video game series by Crapcum in which you play as a gay demon/ human half breed named Dante boy|prepubescent]], dressed up as a goth. Considered a masterpiece, this series has spawned four sequels and one piece of shit reboot. It was the predecessor to Bayonetta, until Capcom took a huge shit on Hideki Kamiya and gave the series to Ninja Theory where they made the game into a bigger piece of shit.
Characters
- Dante - Our SSStylish hero is a half-breed born from a human woman and a demon father named Sparda, not to be confused with Sparta, which is a ten times better meme. Had a magical girl transformation into Edward Cullen in the Reboot. He has a love of pizza, bitches and his own twin brother's sweet ass.
- Vergil aka Nelo Angelo - Dante's gay twin brother. They have gay sex all the time.
- Lady aka Mary - A young bitch with a huge ass rocket launcher titled Kalina Ann. She obviously has daddy issues as her father, Arkham obviously wants to fuck her.
- Trish - Trish is a clone of Dante's mom, and Dante wants to fuck her brains out halfway through the first game since he has an Oedipus Complex. She has lightning that comes out of her fingers.
Fandom
We all know Devil May Cry's fans kiss Hideki Kamiya's ass.
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