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[[Image:Esmielittleone.jpg|thumb|left|A demonstration of teenage [[Angst]] and proficient [[Internet disease]].]]
[[Image:esmiestab2.jpg|thumb|left|No one saw it coming.]]
[[Image:Esmiestab.jpg|thumb|Rare, unedited photo of Esmie, moments before she brought the [[IRL]] [[banhammer]] down on her mom.]]
[[Image:Esmiemugshot.jpg|thumb|right|Oh snap.]]
[[Image:esmie-meganekko.JPG|thumb|right|Esmie going meganekko in 2010 when it was so 2008.]]
'''Esmie Tseng''' (aka {{lj|user=rockonlittleone}}) is just your average [[16-year-old girl|16-year-old]] [[azn]] [[girl]]. She's well known and loved on [[Xanga]], [[Livejournal]], [[MySpace]], and even [[IRL]]. Many of her friends and neighbors describe her as ''"intellectually gifted"'' a ''"cool kid"'', and an all round ''"nice little girl"''. Her pastimes include playing piano, debating for her school, and stabbing her mother to death.
'''Esmie Tseng''' (aka {{lj|user=rockonlittleone}}) is just your average [[16-year-old girl|16-year-old]] [[azn]] [[girl]]. She's well known and loved on [[Xanga]], [[Livejournal]], [[MySpace]], and even [[IRL]]. Many of her friends and neighbors describe her as ''"intellectually gifted"'' a ''"cool kid"'', and an all round ''"nice little girl"''. Her pastimes include playing piano, debating for her school, and stabbing her mother to death.


==The Murder==
==The Murder==
I have no idea what happened on that night, I've never even met anyone from Kansas. Here's what I like to think happened. Esmie was a wonderful debater. She would [[fuck|debate]] for hours at school, and she probably picked up the skill from her [[your mom|mother]], another [[masturbation |master debater]]. What Esmie's mother didn't realize was that words aren't as persuasive as combat knives. Like any rebellious [[16 year old girl]], Esmie hated doing the dishes with a passion. So you can imagine the look on her face when Mrs. Tseng asked her to do the dishes on the night in question. Esmie was pissed. She started screaming [[attention whore|"OMFG YOU DUMB CUNT!!! I'M NEVER DOING THE DISHES AGAIN!!! CATCH; YOU SELFISH WHORE!!!"]] Esmie proceeded to throw a combat knife at her mother, who caught it, but in her chest.
I have no idea what happened on that night, I've never even met anyone from Kansas. Here's what I like to think happened. Esmie was a wonderful debater. She would [[fuck|debate]] for hours at school, and she probably picked up the skill from her [[your mom|mother]], another [[masturbation |master debater]]. What Esmie's mother didn't realize was that words aren't as persuasive as combat knives. Like any rebellious [[16 year old girl]], Esmie hated doing the dishes with a passion. So you can imagine the look on her face when Mrs. Tseng asked her to do the dishes on the night in question. Esmie was pissed. She started screaming [[attention whore|"OMFG YOU DUMB CUNT!!! I'M NEVER DOING THE DISHES AGAIN!!! CATCH; YOU SELFISH WHORE!!!"]] Esmie proceeded to throw a combat knife at her mother, who caught it, but in her chest.
 
[[Image:esmiestab2.jpg|thumb|left|No one saw it coming.]]
==After the Kirrings==
==After the Kirrings==
Since the incident, her [[friends]] have done everything in their power to show they care, including:
Since the incident, her [[friends]] have done everything in their power to show they care, including:
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==She's Out==
==She's Out==
Esmie was paroled October 1, 2012 in Johnson County, KS after six years. You know [[Make Sex|what to do]].
Esmie was paroled October 1, 2012 in Johnson County, KS after six years. You know [[Make Sex|what to do]].
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[[Image:Esmielittleone.jpg|A demonstration of teenage [[Angst]] and proficient [[Internet disease]].]]
[[Image:Esmiestab.jpg|Rare, unedited photo of Esmie, moments before she brought the [[IRL]] [[banhammer]] down on her mom.]]
[[Image:Esmiemugshot.jpg|Oh snap.]]
[[Image:esmie-meganekko.JPG|Esmie going meganekko in 2010 when it was so 2008.]]


== Links ==
== Links ==

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