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== High Scores ==
== High Scores ==
 
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! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! COMMENTS
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Patrick Crusius]]
| 23
| 22
| N
| 2019
| The Original [[Chud]] shoots up a walmart, killing 23 [[spics]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}New York]]
| [[Payton Gendron]]
| 10
| 3
| N
| 2022
| Horny Autistic [[Furfag]] drives to [[BBQ|Buffalo, New york]] and engages in [[Dylann Storm Roof|Deniggerdization]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]]
| 5
| 17
| N
| 2022
| [[Retard|Non-binary]] faggot [[Omar Mateen|Shoots up a Gay sex club]] in [[Faggot|Colorado Springs]] because he was [[Lol|bullied online]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
|[[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|23px|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Nathaniel Veltman]]
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
| [[Christian]] Fundamentalist and [[Tranny]] ran over a family of [[Mudslimes]] after they Misgendered her
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Ryan Palmeter]]
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| [[Fat]] Fuck and [[Sharty]] user attempts to pull a [[Payton Gendron|Gendron]] on a Dollar General but performs at the same level as [[Tranny Phantom]] (including the [[An Hero]])
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Natalie Rupnow]]
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2024
| The world's first Militant [[Femcel]] targets her local [[Christian]] High school. Natalie, being a [[Wimmin]] and therefore inferior in the world of High scores, only got 2 noobs and hurt 6 people before Becoming [[An Hero|An brave heroine]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Halle synagogue shooting|Stepan Baliet]]
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2019
| Severely autistic Ex-soldier tries desperately to shoot up a [[Jew]] Nest but got [[William Atchison|Cucked by an inanimate object]]. Ended up killing 2 of his own
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSlovenia.png|link{{=}}Slovenia]]
| [[Juraj Krajčík]]
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| Some [[Depressed]] loser Shoots up a Gay club and kills a [[Troon|Non-binary]] and a [[Bisexual]] before [[An Hero|Rage quitting God's world]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2019
| As the first disciple of the father, he shot up a synagogue in [[Spic|san diego]] and killed [[Loser|ONE JEW]] before running away and getting V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#c6c6c6"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Philip Manshaus]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2019
| Only managed to kill his [[Azn]] stepsister before getting fumbled by a 1000 year old [[Mudslime]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#c6c6c6"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Arda Küçükyetim]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| 5
| N
| 2024
| [[Turkroach]] slices people near his mosque. Being the 'roach he is, he fucked it up and only got 5 INJURIES. However, he got 2 assists when he inspired [[Natalie Rupnow]]
|- Style{{=}}"background:#c6c6c6"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Columbia]]
| [[Hugo Jackson]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Subhuman Mixed race mutant [[David Sonboly|who thought he was Aryan]] sliced up his school. only v& for 2.5 years because he was such a failure
}}


== Symptoms ==
== Symptoms ==

Revision as of 14:53, 23 December 2024

HOLD IT! STEP THE FUCK OFF!
Tarrantulas looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress!
If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.


All Tarrantulas have Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Tarrantulas are autistic mass shooting obsessed losers who won't shut the fuck up about the 51 kebabs. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a disciple will go horribly wrong and that they will never be like Brenton but instead will likely be worse than Door Cuck.

Tarrant kids
Active March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe
Nationality: Global  
Occupation Various
Highscore Killed 54, injured 63
Top 50? 25th (Patrick)
No (everyone else)
Style Carmageddon (Nathaniel)
Hack'N'Slash (Hugo, Arda)
FPS (everyone else)
An Hero? Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie)
No (everyone else)
Motive Various
Collective: White supremacy, Antisemitism, Autism, Islamophobia, Christian identity (some), Atheism (some)
Individual: Supreme Damsel, Obesity, Furfaggotry, Faggotry, Gender dysphoria, Online bullying, Schizophrenia, Baldness


Tarrantulas (a.k.a. Tarrant kids and Tarrant clones) are the racist moralfag cousins of Columbiners who were groomed by glowniggers on Trooncord became enlightened to the word of Saint Tarrant. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of 4chan, Tumblr, and 8chan. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially to niggers, spics, kikes, azns, white race traitors, and most notably, sandniggers. As of December 2024, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 54 people. These dozens of faggots have often barely been able to top one person. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a mudnigger-spic mix and still be one. The scores of Tarrantulas range from reaching the top 50 to not causing any damage whatsoever.

History

Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant shot a bunch of sandniggers back in 2019. Since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty based manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike Anders or Dylann Roof, this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first high score attempt was not by some autistic /pol/ lurker, but by a Turkroach.


First Disciple of the Lord

Moar info: John Earnest.

The first faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.

On April 27, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself John Earnest shot up a ZOG outpost with a California compliant AR-15. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess before running away like a coward and getting v&. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.

High Scores

RANK PLAYER CONFIRMED KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR COMMENTS
1 Patrick Crusius 23 22 N 2019 The Original Chud shoots up a walmart, killing 23 spics
2 Payton Gendron 10 3 N 2022 Horny Autistic Furfag drives to Buffalo, New york and engages in Deniggerdization
3 Anderson Lee Aldrich 5 17 N 2022 Non-binary faggot Shoots up a Gay sex club in Colorado Springs because he was bullied online
4 Nathaniel Veltman 4 1 N 2021 Christian Fundamentalist and Tranny ran over a family of Mudslimes after they Misgendered her
5 Ryan Palmeter 3 0 Y 2023 Fat Fuck and Sharty user attempts to pull a Gendron on a Dollar General but performs at the same level as Tranny Phantom (including the An Hero)
6 Natalie Rupnow 2 6 Y 2024 The world's first Militant Femcel targets her local Christian High school. Natalie, being a Wimmin and therefore inferior in the world of High scores, only got 2 noobs and hurt 6 people before Becoming An brave heroine
7 Stepan Baliet 2 2 N 2019 Severely autistic Ex-soldier tries desperately to shoot up a Jew Nest but got Cucked by an inanimate object. Ended up killing 2 of his own
8 Juraj Krajčík 2 1 Y 2022 Some Depressed loser Shoots up a Gay club and kills a Non-binary and a Bisexual before Rage quitting God's world
9 John Earnest 1 3 N 2019 As the first disciple of the father, he shot up a synagogue in san diego and killed ONE JEW before running away and getting V&
10 Philip Manshaus 1 1 N 2019 Only managed to kill his Azn stepsister before getting fumbled by a 1000 year old Mudslime
11 Arda Küçükyetim 0 5 N 2024 Turkroach slices people near his mosque. Being the 'roach he is, he fucked it up and only got 5 INJURIES. However, he got 2 assists when he inspired Natalie Rupnow
12 Hugo Jackson 0 1 N 2021 Subhuman Mixed race mutant who thought he was Aryan sliced up his school. only v& for 2.5 years because he was such a failure


Symptoms

These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.