Robot and Monster

Robot and Monster is a boring-as-fuck short-lived animated children's TV show which aired on Nickelodeon. It lasted for a few episodes, then quietly slinked away into the shadowy abyss of canceled garbage. This show revolves around "totally original and not one-dimensional-in-any-way-whatsoever", characters: a Robot (creatively named "Robot") and a purple monster (creatively named called Monster).

Plot (if you can even call it that)

Robot and Monster somehow manages to have less effort unto it's plot than most cartoons which have aired since the mid-2000's (and that's saying something). Almost nothing happens in each and every episode, to the point where you'd be lucky to find an episode that actually does have shit happening in it. It's just your run-of-the-mill buddy-comedy that stars a asshole-jerk and a far-too-stupid-to-live retard, because that totally hasn't been done to death a million times on Nickelodeon. The duo work at a blinking light factory (for some reason) owned by Robot's asshole brother, Gart, who likes to troll him every chance he gets. The duo also have run-ins with their stalker-like neighbor, Ogo, who probably has a shrine of the two in his apartment. During their free time Robot and Monster like to go to this one restaurant that serves nothing but bacon so they can eat, you guessed it, Bacon (which I imagine is this show's version of Crack.)

Characters

• Robot: A genius robot who's probably the only character in this entire show who actually has common sense, so naturally he's the main subject of the abuse and torment that occurs in this show.
• Monster: A retarded monster who has the brain capacity of a two-year-old. Most of the conflicts in this show happen because of him alone, due to the fact that he has the attention span and IQ level of a fucking fish. He spends practically every episode getting him and Robot into trouble.
• Ogo: Some creepy-as-fuck dude who has a stalker-like obsession with Robot and Monster whose 5-year-old mentality and faggy-sounding voice earns him the title of being the biggest fag in the show.
• Gart: Robot's asshole brother who likes to remind Robot of the fact that he's a pathetic waste of a lower life form who will always live in his shadow at every chance he gets. His only redeeming quality is that he's voiced by Maurice LaMarche.
• Marf: A dog made of metal who eats garbage. That’s it. He eats trash, just like anyone who bothered to watch this show.
• Crikey: Some meathead britfag who likes to beat the shit out of Robot and Monster every chance that he gets.
• Perry: Literally just some faggot who has a (permanent) rape face and gets his shit kicked in every time he's on screen, usually due to the negligence and responsibility of other characters.

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