Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity is, or at least was, a lulzy card game that was the tabletop version of Encyclopedia Dramatica where you would match regular question to random answers and create jokes about fags, niggers, trannies, kikes, japs, dykes, chinks, AIDS, whores, fat whores and the holocaust.

Later, all fun was officially banned after one of the creators became a full-on social justice faggot and started removing rape jokes, removing tranny jokes, replacing them with "non-triggering" substitutes and implicitly admitted to a rape he didn't commit because feminism.

The Good Era

The game was originally created by eight, fat faggots in a bottom-rung collage that couldn't get laid so they stayed at home and played card games with each other while licking on one another's balls.

The games rules were simple: Apples to Apples but edgy.
Seriously, that's it. They just stole the entire concept from another game and replaced some of the content. One player pulls a black question card, everyone else pulls a white answer card, and whoever has the funnies answer wins. The game also encourages you to read the answer dramatically. Because nothing says "fun" like a bunch of nerd sitting at home on a saturady night and trying too hard to be funny by talking in random, stupid voices.

After offering anyone who wants to a link to download a list of questions and answer to cut up and use yourself, the creators finally decided to make a KickStarter for the game so people would stop nagging them about being too lazy to print shit out and use a pair of scissors. The KickStarter was a success, and after receiving four times the money they are asking for (which wasn't that much), the "rewarded" their fans by adding 50 new cards (!!!!) Which must have taken them all of five minutes during some drunken afternoon.

X-mas Trolling with Literal Shit

On Christmas, the creator decided to dispense some moralfaggetry in the from of irl trolling.

Unhappy with the money they were making during black friday, the retards decided to make people stop buying it in protest. First they tried to hike up the price by $5, and when that didn't work, the next year they replaced the game with something called "Bullshit" which was a literal box of dried shit.

30,000 bought it.

The anti-capitalist sentiment seems a bit disingenuous from someone who had repeatedly asked for thousands of dollars to add a handful of stupid, one word answers to the game that require zero effort or thought. It's a lot more likely that they raised the price by $5 because it was black friday and they just wanted to make more money, and next year's shit gag was a publicity stunt.

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The post lulz era: Max Temkin Goes SJW

But all good things must end and Max Temkin (who is either the head creator or just acts as if he is) became an SJW and started changing his game bout offending people to be less offensive.

Temkin Admits to a Rape he Didn't Commit for Feminism

As Temkin was going full SJW, in a stroke of irony, he was accused of rape by some lying cunt.

Some whore, seeing how much money he was making from his shitty game, posted on tumblr that Temkin raped her 8 years ago when they were in college. In it, she tries to excuse the fact she is only mentioning it now by making up some shit about being traumatized, in an attempt to hide the fact she didn't make fake rape accusations about him sooner because back then he had no money to blackmail. She continued by creating a twitter account that she used to contact celebrities and organizations that support or work with Temkin and cal him a rapist while trying to get them to cut their ties with him, all in an attempt to scare him into paying her off.

The post was responded to with %100 credulity by all the usual radfem suspects, including: Arthur Chu on "The Daily Beast", Gawker, Patricia Hernandez on Kotaku, Nathan Grayson on "RockPaperShotgun", Tyler Malka allowing threads on the topic on NeoGAF, Jezebel and The Mary-sue, who all treated the accusation as proof, hid the accuser's identity (a courtesy they don't extend to men) and, in the case of Hernandez, even suggested that Temkin doesn't try to defend himself even if he's innocent because it might make feminism look bad worse.

Temkin did just that by writing a long post, first denying the accusation, but then also going on to defend her and talk about "rape culture". The post also includes a subtle threat that he had already talked to his lawyer who told him that he can sue her, but won't, and a mention of the fact he "broke up" with her by fucking her and never calling her back (but subtly, so he still looks like a feminist), implying she's doing this because she's butthurt about it. Furthermore, he says that he never actually has sex with her, but later in that same post refers to their relationship as a "hookup". So he's either a lair or a beta who couldn't score even with a slut.

The post ends with him bragging about how he removed the rape jokes from the game years ago and then saying he will be in the GaymerX convention that week (Gaymerx is a pro-faggot gaming thing known for banning homos if they don't agree with the organizer's political views) and needs a hug... probably in a attempt to lure more people close enough for him to rape them.

The Zoe Quinn Connection

What SJW clusterfuck would be complete without resident prostitute Zoe Quinn?

When we said that Max wrote a post about rape culture, what we should have said was that he had Zoe write one for him. Yes, the passionate triad about his support of feminism was actually written by Quinn, who wanted his money... You see, Temkin was donating large sums of money to her fraudulent "Rebel GameJam", and if he couldn't get over these PR hurdles, she would have had to refuse his money. For those who are unaware, "Rebel GameJam" is a scam set up by Quinn after intentionally sabotaging another game jam and then setting up an "alternative" that she never intended to complete and the donations to which go directly into her personal account.

As soon as the "reporters" (half of whom Quinn probably slept with) became aware of Quinn's involvement, they dropped the story and acted like it never happened. The great irony of the situation was the stark contrast of their coverage of Quinn's own accusations, during which they ignored and demanded proof while NeoGAF banned threads about the topic due to claims of people's sexual lives being irrelevant. Hernandez even went so far as to write a followup, vindicating Temkin, in which she retracts almost everything she says. This after initially saying rape accusations don't require proof because an accuser is an eye witness and is therefore proof. This is another rule that did not apply when she was writing about Zoe, probably because Patricia is a known pimpstress that trades sex with her tenants for good reviews and Zoe had to have slept with her too back they were roommates.

See Also

• Edgy
• Unfunny
• Trying too hard
• SJW
• Rapist
• Zoe Quinn

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