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'''Nick Denton''' is a pussyboy, a manipulative shit, and a [[faggot|turd-burgling]] [[Jew]] from [[England|hell]]. The founder and chief dildo of [[Gawker Media]], he really, really hates it when anyone mocks or criticizes him, so we're happy to fill in for the cowardice of "mainstream media" and his former employees, who are welcome to anally-raep themselves with their nondisclosure agreements.
'''Nick Denton''' is a pussyboy, a manipulative shit, and a [[faggot|turd-burgling]] [[Jew]] from [[England|hell]]. The founder and chief dildo of [[Gawker Media]], he really, really hates it when anyone mocks or criticizes him, so we're happy to fill in for the cowardice of "mainstream media" and his former employees, who are welcome to anally-raep themselves with their nondisclosure agreements.
Nick has always lied. About '''everything'''. You don't build a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gawker_media#Revenue_and_traffic $300 million] advertising conduit and shitburst overnight, or without making enemies. He would put Javascript-controlled animated ads on [[your mom]]'s cuntlips if he could.
He and his whores have been in a butt-snarfing contest with [[VICE]] for the last couple of years, and [[GamerGate]] was graet for his site stats, as the trolls and the warriors of lol went after him with bitchforks. Despite being "an obscure blog operator", now everyone hates him. Nice!


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Revision as of 21:35, 19 May 2015

Nick Denton is a pussyboy, a manipulative shit, and a turd-burgling Jew from hell. The founder and chief dildo of Gawker Media, he really, really hates it when anyone mocks or criticizes him, so we're happy to fill in for the cowardice of "mainstream media" and his former employees, who are welcome to anally-raep themselves with their nondisclosure agreements.

Nick has always lied. About everything. You don't build a $300 million advertising conduit and shitburst overnight, or without making enemies. He would put Javascript-controlled animated ads on your mom's cuntlips if he could.

He and his whores have been in a butt-snarfing contest with VICE for the last couple of years, and GamerGate was graet for his site stats, as the trolls and the warriors of lol went after him with bitchforks. Despite being "an obscure blog operator", now everyone hates him. Nice!

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All of Nick's butt slaves hate him. And why wouldn't they? He's an angry autistic sperglord who doesn't pay them any money. So, naturally, one of them took a screencap of his private Facebook and leaked it (again).

Nick responded by posting the following butthurt rant, wherein he implicitly threatens to murder whoever leaked it whenever he finds out who he is, before deleting his account.

Sadly, the person who uncovered this is a massive twat who everyone hates as much as Denton. He lied and said that this was sent to him by Steve Totilo of Kotaku himself, but it was obviously bullshit. He still insists the leak is real (just from someone else), but no one believes him anymore.

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