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Neurodiversity is a butthurt philosophy invented by [[autists]] who claim to be the next Einstein, Gates, or Jefferson with no actual evidence.  This is so they can feel speshul about themselves.  It is very dangerous, as it increases the amount of welfare recipients.
'''Neurodiversity''' is a butthurt philosophy invented by [[autists]] who claim to be the next Einstein, [[Bill Gates|Gates]], or Jefferson with no actual evidence.  This is so they can feel [[Victim complex|speshul]] about themselves.  It is very dangerous, as it increases the number of "entitled" [[welfare]] recipients. By supporting this [[shit]], "normative" society helps people on the "autism spectrum" claim [[Victim complex|victimhood]] and poor-little-me status. Supposedly they got the idea in the 1980s after seeing how successful [[feminists]] were in claiming their victim status, and the glorious [[Internet]] made it easy to shill for attention, sympathy, and/or [[money]]. Needless to say, [[TOW]] has coverage of all these "special snowflakes", because it's run by similar dickbrains.


==Amanda Faggs==
==Amanda Faggs==
Amanda Faggs was the first neurodiversity advocate.  [http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2013/01/autism_neurodiversity_does_facilitated_communication_work_and_who_speaks.html She was a normalfag] until she took drugs and became profoundly impaired.  Looking to be famous, she bragged that she understood the world and was special for it, even though she lives off on welfare.  She was featured on CNN.
'''Amanda Faggs''' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelia_Baggs (lolol)] was the first neurodiversity advocate. Despite being unable to speak.  [http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2013/01/autism_neurodiversity_does_facilitated_communication_work_and_who_speaks.html She was a normalfag] until she took [[drugs]] and became profoundly impaired.  Looking to be famous, she bragged that she understood the world (via her "facilitated communicators", one of the worst scams in psychiatry history) and was special for it, even though she lives on welfare.  She was featured on [[CNN]], the News For Speshul Asscancers.


==John Robison==
==John Robison==
Another neurodiversity advocate, he dropped out of school at age 15 and designed a handful of guitars for KISS.  He was just weird, not disabled.  He somehow managed to start his own automotive repair business before he was diagnosed, despite the fact that autistics are supposedly too socially impaired to manage a business.  He thinks that everyone on the spectrum has the exact same mind that he does. He became a New York Times bestseller and is now very rich.
Another neurodiversity advocate, he dropped out of school at age 15 and designed a handful of guitars for [[KISS]].  He was just [[weird]], not [[disabled]].  He somehow managed to start his own automotive repair business before he was diagnosed, despite the fact that autistics are supposedly too socially impaired to manage a business.  He thinks that everyone on the spectrum has the exact same "mind" that he does. John's kid brother is the incredibly-annoying [[faggot]] author Augusten Burroughs, as if that meant something.  


==Temple Grandin==
John became a New York Times bestselling author, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Elder_Robison got his ass listed in a Wikipedia stub lol,] and is now very rich. Make him buy every round of shots. He also has [http://jerobison.blogspot.com/ a shitty blog] where he spews about trivial shit in great detail, and no one notices.
A slaughterhouse designer, she was the inventor of the [[hugbox]].  She believes that every autistic is capable of being a genius and has said that "half of silicon valley is on the spectrum."  She has probably never even been to silicon valley.
 
==[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Grandin Temple Grandin]==
A slaughterhouse designer, she was the inventor of the [[hugbox]].  She believes that every autistic is capable of being a genius and has said that "half of [[California|Silicon Valley]] is on the spectrum."  She has probably never even been to the valley. Although HBO did make [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Grandin_%28film%29 a movie about her] in 2010, that practically made her out as the Second Cumming Of Mother Teresa. Loves horse, especially in meat form.


==WrongPlanet==
==WrongPlanet==
Looking to get rich, college student Alex Plank founded the site [[Wrong Planet]] (wrongplanet.net) in 2004.  The forum includes confessed anti-Neurotypical killers and lots of autists.  Mostly, they just celebrate how they are the next Einstein while having dropped out of high school.  Wrongplanet's traffic has declined because [http://www.autismdailynewscast.com/wrongplanet-pageview-count-hits-profound-time-low-due-lack-adaquate-autism-representation/26665/guest/ Alex was using it to bitch about himself.]
Looking to get rich, college student [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Plank Alex Plank] founded the site [[Wrong Planet]] (wrongplanet.net) in 2004.  The forum includes confessed anti-Neurotypical killers and lots of autists, plus some just-plain-[[losers]].  Mostly, they just celebrate how they are the next Einstein while having dropped out of high school.  Wrongplanet's traffic has declined because [http://www.autismdailynewscast.com/wrongplanet-pageview-count-hits-profound-time-low-due-lack-adaquate-autism-representation/26665/guest/ Alex was using it to bitch about himself.]


==Autistic Self-Advocacy Network==
==[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autistic_Self-Advocacy_Network Autistic Self-Advocacy Network]==
An organization founded in 2006 which preaches the "difference not disability" model.  Convenient for Ari Ne'eman, its [[Jewish]] founder, who loves to give himself pay raises provided by [[Barack Hussein Osama]].  So far, they have provided no evidence that Autism is a good thing, but keep shilling for those shekels Ari!!
An organization founded in 2006 which preaches the "difference not disability" model.  Convenient for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ari_Ne%27eman Ari Ne'eman], its [[Jewish]] founder, who loves to give himself pay raises provided by [[Barack Hussein Osama]].  So far, they have provided no evidence that Autism is a good thing, but keep shilling for those shekels Ari!!


==Jonathan Mitchell Strikes Back==
==Jonathan Mitchell Strikes Back==
'''Jonathan Mitchell''' is an [[Autism|autistic]] author and blogger who advocates for a cure for autism.  He opposes the [[neurodiversity]] movement.  He is one of the most controversial figures among autistic bloggers because of his hatred of autism, his view of autism as a disability, and his desire for a cure.
'''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Mitchell Jonathan Mitchell]''' is an [[Autism|autistic]] author and blogger who advocates for a cure for autism.  He opposes the [[neurodiversity]] movement.  He is one of the most controversial figures among autistic [[bloggers]] because of his hatred of autism, his view of autism as a disability, and his desire for a cure. Since no actual medical authorities have managed to insert a claim into the [[DSM]]-V that ASD is automatically considered a "disability", he is extremely butthurt.


Mitchell has described autism as having "prevented me from making a living or ever having a girlfriend. It's given me bad fine motor coordination problems where I can hardly write. I have an impaired ability to relate to people. I can't concentrate or get things done."  He resides in Los Angeles and has a degree in psychology.  He has worked in the past, doing things like data entry. He describes neurodiversity as a "tempting escape valve".
Mitchell has described autism as having "prevented me from making a living or ever having a [[girlfriend]]. It's given me bad fine motor coordination problems where I can hardly write. I have an impaired ability to relate to people. I can't concentrate or get things done."  He resides in Los Angeles and has a degree in [[psychology]].  He has worked in the past, doing things like [[Faggot|data entry]]. He describes neurodiversity as a "tempting escape valve".


He writes as a hobby, having written three novels, 25 short stories, and runs a blog called ''Autism's Gadfly''.  He was interviewed on Studio 360 on one of his novels, ''The School of Hard Knocks'', and another novel of his is ''The Mu Rhythm Bluff''. Notable essays written on his website include ''Undiagnosing Einstein, Gates, and Jefferson'', and ''Neurodiversity: Just Say No''.
He writes as a hobby, having written three novels, 25 short stories, and runs a blog called ''[http://autismgadfly.blogspot.com/ Autism's Gadfly]''. Wherein he whines and whines about his "problems".  He was interviewed on Studio 360 about one of his novels, ''The School of Hard Knocks'', and another novel of his is called ''The Mu Rhythm Bluff''. Notable essays written on his website include ''Undiagnosing Einstein, Gates, and Jefferson'', and ''Neurodiversity: Just Say No''.


==Randi Harper (Randwhale)==
==Randi Harper (Randwhale)==
[[Randi Harper]] is an autist that claimed that she never experienced sexism in computer science, but decided to become rich by making a blocklist and claiming to be highly talented.  The blocklist was horrible, as it literally blocked the followers of only five users.  Nonetheless, she became famous and received a buttload of Patreon hipster welfare.
'''[[Randi Harper]]''' is an autist that claimed that she never experienced sexism in computer science, but decided to become rich by making a blocklist and claiming to be highly talented.  The blocklist was horrible, as it literally blocked the followers of only five users.  Nonetheless, she became famous and received a buttload of Patreon hipster welfare. Can you say [[GamerGate]]?


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==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurodiversity TOW article] is full of shit and is constantly fought over by resident coprolalia expert SandyGeorgia.
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism_rights_movement Autism rights movement], the first step to victimhood.
*[http://autismspeaks.org Autism Speaks]
*[http://autismspeaks.org Autism Speaks]
*[http://autismgadfly.blogspot.com Autism's Gadfly]
*[http://autismgadfly.blogspot.com Autism's Gadfly]

Revision as of 23:49, 6 June 2015

Neurodiversity is a butthurt philosophy invented by autists who claim to be the next Einstein, Gates, or Jefferson with no actual evidence. This is so they can feel speshul about themselves. It is very dangerous, as it increases the number of "entitled" welfare recipients. By supporting this shit, "normative" society helps people on the "autism spectrum" claim victimhood and poor-little-me status. Supposedly they got the idea in the 1980s after seeing how successful feminists were in claiming their victim status, and the glorious Internet made it easy to shill for attention, sympathy, and/or money. Needless to say, TOW has coverage of all these "special snowflakes", because it's run by similar dickbrains.

Amanda Faggs

Amanda Faggs (lolol) was the first neurodiversity advocate. Despite being unable to speak. She was a normalfag until she took drugs and became profoundly impaired. Looking to be famous, she bragged that she understood the world (via her "facilitated communicators", one of the worst scams in psychiatry history) and was special for it, even though she lives on welfare. She was featured on CNN, the News For Speshul Asscancers.

John Robison

Another neurodiversity advocate, he dropped out of school at age 15 and designed a handful of guitars for KISS. He was just weird, not disabled. He somehow managed to start his own automotive repair business before he was diagnosed, despite the fact that autistics are supposedly too socially impaired to manage a business. He thinks that everyone on the spectrum has the exact same "mind" that he does. John's kid brother is the incredibly-annoying faggot author Augusten Burroughs, as if that meant something.

John became a New York Times bestselling author, got his ass listed in a Wikipedia stub lol, and is now very rich. Make him buy every round of shots. He also has a shitty blog where he spews about trivial shit in great detail, and no one notices.

Temple Grandin

A slaughterhouse designer, she was the inventor of the hugbox. She believes that every autistic is capable of being a genius and has said that "half of Silicon Valley is on the spectrum." She has probably never even been to the valley. Although HBO did make a movie about her in 2010, that practically made her out as the Second Cumming Of Mother Teresa. Loves horse, especially in meat form.

WrongPlanet

Looking to get rich, college student Alex Plank founded the site Wrong Planet (wrongplanet.net) in 2004. The forum includes confessed anti-Neurotypical killers and lots of autists, plus some just-plain-losers. Mostly, they just celebrate how they are the next Einstein while having dropped out of high school. Wrongplanet's traffic has declined because Alex was using it to bitch about himself.

Autistic Self-Advocacy Network

An organization founded in 2006 which preaches the "difference not disability" model. Convenient for Ari Ne'eman, its Jewish founder, who loves to give himself pay raises provided by Barack Hussein Osama. So far, they have provided no evidence that Autism is a good thing, but keep shilling for those shekels Ari!!

Jonathan Mitchell Strikes Back

Jonathan Mitchell is an autistic author and blogger who advocates for a cure for autism. He opposes the neurodiversity movement. He is one of the most controversial figures among autistic bloggers because of his hatred of autism, his view of autism as a disability, and his desire for a cure. Since no actual medical authorities have managed to insert a claim into the DSM-V that ASD is automatically considered a "disability", he is extremely butthurt.

Mitchell has described autism as having "prevented me from making a living or ever having a girlfriend. It's given me bad fine motor coordination problems where I can hardly write. I have an impaired ability to relate to people. I can't concentrate or get things done." He resides in Los Angeles and has a degree in psychology. He has worked in the past, doing things like data entry. He describes neurodiversity as a "tempting escape valve".

He writes as a hobby, having written three novels, 25 short stories, and runs a blog called Autism's Gadfly. Wherein he whines and whines about his "problems". He was interviewed on Studio 360 about one of his novels, The School of Hard Knocks, and another novel of his is called The Mu Rhythm Bluff. Notable essays written on his website include Undiagnosing Einstein, Gates, and Jefferson, and Neurodiversity: Just Say No.

Randi Harper (Randwhale)

Randi Harper is an autist that claimed that she never experienced sexism in computer science, but decided to become rich by making a blocklist and claiming to be highly talented. The blocklist was horrible, as it literally blocked the followers of only five users. Nonetheless, she became famous and received a buttload of Patreon hipster welfare. Can you say GamerGate?

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