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Salon is an American Progressive liberal website that specializes in bring unbiased news to the masses. Rather it is instead nothing more than a platform for whiny leftards needing a diaper change because they're crying about how everything is misogyny and racism. Even Fox News doesn't look as biased as Salon. It dismisses every non-liberal opinion as being nazi, fascist, misogynist, racist, classist, and every other chance they get to spew bullshit at. The website is also infamous for its Islamic fetish and believes that Muslims shouldn't be judged for their actions Every time a random Muslim pull a bomb vest out and scream Allahu Akbar on a crowded bus. Yet demands every white person apologize to black people over stupid trivial bullshit. Despite a good 90% of their writers being white themselves. Salon is also convinced that gamergate is a cyber-terrorist organization, yet says burning cop cars during a protest over a guy who dindunuffin, is a legitimate political strategy.
Salon's main demographics are SJWs with useless gender studies degrees, le redditor atheists enlightened by their own intelligence, white Islamophiliac liberals with a case of white guilt, angry white feminists from Jezebel, liberal cuckolds who spend 3 days a week explaining why they denounce their male privilege, and overtly sensitive college students that can't think for themselves. The website is also infamous for having the greatest Pseudo-intellectual thinker of our time writing for them, Arthur Chu, when he isn't too busy white knighting ladies in hopes of getting pussy, he writes for Salon bitching about Gamergate and how racist cops are today.
History
Salon was founded in 1995 by a college drop out liberal faggot named David Talbot, who was a self proclaimed member of the Hollywood Left. Because of forming this liberal left wing hell hole of the internet, he is praised for being one of the forefathers yielding in the age of internet journalism. Despite failing college and pissing off his ROTC instructor. Because of David being a failure at life and the hard left wing views Salon holds, it's a reason why the website is so popular with Pseudo-intellectual neckbeards and landwhales, such as reddit users from the r/atheism or the r/atheism+ board posting another crappy attack article on Salon towards Christians, or angry feminazis from tumblr needing a reason to hate gamers. David also looks like a child molester, which hopefully will have our hero asking Mr. Talbot to take a seat.
So it also comes as no surprise as to why Arthur Chu writes for this website, he's the definition of your pseudo-intellectual faggot and specializes as Salon's propaganda officer on issues such as gamergate, being an Azn in Murica, being a giant cuckold who needs to defend M'ladies, and race relations in America. Especially if it does with niggers getting shot by white cops for stealing shit, White losers walking into nigger churches and shooting the place up or Niggers resisting arrest for selling drugs and then kills himself in custody. Salon, in typical liberal media fashion, specializes almost exclusively in clickbaiting and sensationalized stories, so much so that it puts Gawker to shame, but at the same time, still doesn't rely on clickbaiting as heavily as websites such as Buzzfeed, where nearly everything is clickbait related material that always pops up as "relevant" search results. Like Gawker and Buzzfeed, Salon also never bothers to put citations down unless it's from another Salon article or some liberal website putting feels before facts, but it's safe to confirm Salon just pulls everything straight from their ass and calls it news.
Salon is totally unbiased
Despite stressing itself on free speech and transparency in the media, Salon is noteworthy of blocking out everybody who dares to have an opinion that is non-liberal or non-feminist. Thinking outside the hivemind will get the banhammer dropped on you faster than any unskilled tarlet with shitty Sonic OCs on deviantfart. Free Speech is an enemy, deep down, the website is nothing more than a church of Political Correctness about everything. As it is their holy duty to tell everybody women are angels and that black people are being hunted like deer as if it's a sport by those evil whitey cops. Other than free speech, the truth is also their biggest enemy. Salon is still convinced that women are being paid less than men, they think that all cops are racist or race traitors, they believe that Jews didn't do 9/11, Salon also thinks Emma Sulkowicz is a hero and braver than soldiers for carrying a mattress for an entire year, and are convinced that gamergate is about doxing and harassment while defending people opposed to gamergate doing this.
Salon loves to preach equality, so much so that they have feminists writing for them, only instead, these feminists do nothing but whine about stupid first world trivial bullshit that has no relevance to actual oppression. Rather instead, Salon would rather bitch and moan about how manspreading is a serious issue and that Meninists are huge idiots despite failing to realize that it's all satire. Or that men are the worst thing ever. Other shit that Salon publishes for their "equality" push is saying how beards are stupid and full of poop while providing no scientific evidence to prove otherwise, or having citations. In their typical clickbait fashion, the mistake opinions for facts and disregard a fact as an opinion. Which they still hate, because non-liberal opinions or opinions that have factual backing to it, aren't tolerated at Salon.
Drama at Salon
Drama is guaranteed at this website. While most the drama happens in the comments section, a lot of the "journalists" have been well known for stirring up trouble. Joan Walsh for example, attacked a conservative blogger who exposed taxpayer dollars covering expenses of Obama's lavish vacations he frequently goes on. To make matters even more liberal and retarded, Walsh called the blogger racist for exposing this issue. In reality, she had no other insults or good comebacks, just pulling the race card in order to "prove" her point and show that, like most liberals and Salon writers, she had no experience in the real world or any understanding of what racism actually is. Despite this, she frequently stalked W's children during his presidency and acted like a first family edition of TMZ, showing shit nobody cares about except basement dwellers and faggots too addicted to celebrity gossip.
- How much bullshit does Salon have to do to make Fox News look tame?
Typical Salon readers
The Le Redditor Atheist (or just reddit in general)
Being the type of website that shares ultra liberal political views and has a large Pseudo-Intellectual following, it comes as no surprise as to why Reddit loves Salon. Especially the /r/atheism and /r/atheismplus boards. Salon always will have at least one article bashing Christianity and calling Christians stupid, which is perfect fuel for a neckbearded fedora tipper to get tons of le internet points for posting all of Salon's Christian-Bashing articles or any article they churn out regarding republicans doing something stupid, or posting some stupid shit taken out of context about faggots. The website is also popular on the rest of reddit's boards, from /r/LGBT to /r/Politics or /r/news, it's the perfect website to get tons of internet karma as an angsty and edgy acne ridden 22 year old atheist virgin high school drop out still living with mommy while getting pizza rolls delivered to you. They're also pro debaters on subjects such as gay marriage, abortion, and feminism, in which their viewpoints always wound up being a cirlcejerk brigade backing up one reader who took a pol user's bait on the comment section.
The feminazi
Once again like Le Reddit, feminazis love Salon. After all, Salon has a deep hatred for all men (except David Talbot, certain celebrities, and the cuckold writers). Salon Feminists are also notorious for believing women are more oppressed than faggots and niggers. Along with having one of tumblr's most popular blogs, they're the perfect material for any edgy feminist. Like the Le redditor atheists, they're also notorious for their legendary and nonexistent debate skills which consist of insults, death threats, spouting buzzwords, and linking Feminist Frequency, Jezebel, other Salon articles, Tumblr blog posts, and sperging out to the point of turning the whole comments section into a spaghetti mess.
Salon's staff and writers
Salon loves diversity. So much so that you ask how diverse it is to have writers who's only difference is their slight tan in skin. That's just showing how great and progressive they really are! The majority of their writers are still white, however that doesn't make them any less lulzworthy, then again, they have the greatest Pseudo-intellectual thinker of our time on board, sit back and read about Salon and their overtly dramatic writers!
Arthur Chu
See more at Arthur Chu's article.
Arthur Chu is the one of the few people working for Salon that isn't white and poster child of Salon, for he is everything Salon represents. Fat, Pseudo-intellectual, lacking self-awareness, still a virgin that is involved in Self hatred of his own gender, all for the unrealistic hopes of getting the chance to touch a real vagina at the end of the night. Known for being a former mediocre Jeopardy! player and his constant bitching and moaning about everything related to gamergate and oppression, and being one of the driving forces of race-baiting articles defending niggers every time while proving more that he knows nothing of how the real world even works. He sure loves the attention and the title of being a Salon "journalist". He has a near cult like following of fellow Pseudo-Intellectuals and even a few SJWs from tumblr follow his ramblings and incoherent rants on this liberal hellhole, but they all still reject his pussy patrol when he gets near them. He also claims that every shooting committed by a white male is race driven despite ignoring facts, and in the typical Salon fashion, blames it on the right wing because he can't suck it up and take the criticism, or accept the fact that the left-wing party that he is truly in love with enslaved and oppressed niggers and still enslaves their votes to this day. Because of all of this, Salon believes everything he spoon feeds to them, which in return, they post via his stories or sensationalized headlines.
Erin Keane
Erin Keane is Salon's "culture" editor. Knowing Keane, she most likely majored in gender studies and therefore is a self proclaimed expert on culture. That being said she also suspiciously looks a whole lot like Rebecca Watson and your typical SJW, dyed hair, grandma glasses, crappy fashion sense, chubby and short body, and even the stained yellow teeth are included. Despite being the "culture" editor at Salon, it seems rather she's more of the Celebrity gossip editor that posts bullshit about what celebrities are doing and what they aren't doing. When she isn't writing about actresses not saying the word "aloha" out of fear of cultural appropriation, she's writing bullshit articles on how this stupid TV series is taking race relations to a whole new level of stupid. Once again, it's proven very well that Salon's editors and writers have no interest in journalism and continually mistake their fucked up worldviews and opinions as facts.
Joan Walsh
Joan Walsh is the first permanent editor and "journalist" on Salon and was the editor-in-chief of the site from 2005 to 2010. She also works as a political commentator for MSNBC. The self proclaimed "expert" on race and racism, like the majority of Pseudo-Intellectuals everywhere, she is very well known for always calling everything that she doesn't like racist or sexist, even going as far as to physically attack a conservative blogger exposing how taxpayer dollars are spent, all while pulling the race card at the same time in the hopes of "exposing" racism of right wingers. She is legendary for her disdain for all republicans, conservatives, libertarians, and any right wing leaning people or politicians for she believes they're all closet nazi white supremacists and thinks she has won debates against people like Bill O'Reilly. Even moderate people she holds large amounts of disdain for because she believes the liberal narrative that they're the complete opposite of what she is "fighting for." Like most other Salon "Journalists", she suffers from a severe case of white guilt and liberal guilt and feels the need to say that it's all white's faults, while going back and pulling the race card on nearly every subject she could possibly get her hands on. She even has a shitty book that spends 2/3rds of the time crying about every issue ever created by white people. It comes as no surprise of why she is this far left, for she comes from the liberal hellhole of San Francisco and got picked up by Salon and MSNBC when they where starting to take off.
Gallery
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Salon doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about even.
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Salon hates history.
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Yeah I don't see how this passes as news.
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Somebody could invent a time machine and send this drone to abort Salon's staff.
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Salon's not racist, they have black friends.
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More devotion to Salon's goddess, Lena Dunham, as they laugh at her adventures in pedophilia and incest.
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This isn't satire, they're fucking serious.
Things Salon loves
Things Salon hates
- Israel (despite loving Jews)
- Joss Whedon (Used to love him until The Avengers 2 fiasco)
See Also
- Arthur Chu - Is a writer for Salon
- Atheism - One of the biggest clickbait subjects
- Black People - Their favorite demographic after faggots
- Buzzfeed - Only their clickbaiting surpasses Salon's
- Clickbait - Their specialty.
- Emma Sulkowicz - A true American hero according to Salon.
- Fox News - Looks completely unbiased compared to Salon.
- Lena Dunham - They love Lena Dunham so much.
- Pseudo-intellectual - What their typical staff and readers are.
- Reddit - The bread and butter of most the popular subreddits.
External links
http://www.salon.com/ -Their website
Salon - Liberal Lunacy exposed.
Salondotcom - A parody account that is actually funny and far more accurate at reporting news than Salon themselves.
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