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Zac Bertschy is a fat ass burnt out Reject Weeaboo who is currently to this day the executive editor of Anime News Network. However, beyond that scope, he is a nostalgia ridden hambeast responsible for the creation of Colony Drop, the current fiancee of fucktoy weeaboo Hope Chapman Jesuotaku of TGWTG fame, and an overall irritable bias bending fact cooking California dwelling tumor that thrives on the blood and rape produced sexual fluids of anime fans everywhere.
Personality
Currently does not have a soul, though he attempts to express it through bitterness and "witty", "snarky", and "biting" snide "sarcasm". He is also a pro self insulting hypocritical Japanese purist, specifically stating that if you aren't Japanese in origin, you aren't exotic enough to be used, abused, and raped by him, and that you are less than trash because all anime has to be from Japan or you're not anime, just a wannabee.
He prides himself as a Democrat, although his views are just as bad as any Social Justice Warrior and Male Feminist. He is a frequent advocate of Anti-Moe Japan, and claims that all of anime that like moe and cute things are pedophiles; there won't be any time you hear him not yell about how his precious hobby of anime has turned into things he's seen as "kid's stuff" and not make him look like the tough cool self pretentious faggot nerd he is. There was at one point a time where he got angry at anime fans about a show that hosted airsoft guns[1] and moe[2] lolis and ragged at them just to get some steam off out of his asshole; ironically, he is married to a woman 10 years younger than him (he was born in 1980; Hope was born in 1990; MOTHERFUCKINGMATH!!). Guess like any hypocrite high standing pasty judgemental fuck who sits in a cushy job, he sure enjoys his hypocrisy and closet skeletons, huh?
History
As stated by sources deep on the web, Zac is an asshole wannabe film critic who planned on wanting to get rich like Jay Sherman on The Critic. As reality hit though, he is a self loathing alcoholic that takes out his frustrations on others and downs the booze out of self pity and jealousy of other people able to be more of an egotistical fuck than him in the game of fucktard ego dickmeasuring in real life. According to his sister, he and his family lived out in the badlands of the Midwest near Albuquerque, in where he lived in lower middle class conditions like a trailer out in the middle of the desert, and was subjected to immense amounts of emotional abuse by his daddy.
He used to roam around Something Awful and his username was TheSwami, in where he talked about being cucked and publicly humiliated by a Rocky Horror Picture Show fan group in college, saw underage b& happen in a game store, and makes fun of movies out of being a truly talentless hack. Guess that explains the SJW faggotry....
Ties to Colony Drop
Sometime during the mid 2000s, when anime was turning away from old hat to new faces regarding story content and material for shows, Zac was very butthurt about how Japan wasn't catering to his favors. You see, after several years of being an anime fan, a lot of hard cores at their 20s usually A. Get a life, B. Say fuck it and just embrace what they like even if the times change, or C. Move on to other things. Zac did not enjoy that, and instead chose the embittered, deluded elitist forum lurker path of being a whiny culturally non existent hypocritical First World privileged spoiled fatass that he was, much like any Reject Weeaboo and Japanophile that thinks they own the country, despite never having touched foot in the country other than the typical week long vacation in Tokyo and forever having first impressions when a cute Japanese girl leaves your stupid pasty ass and when a Japanese salaryman pushes you down, fucks you in the ass with a samurai sword, and then runs over you like the doormat you are. Being a fat loser like Arudou Debito and motivated by bitter resentment because back in your AMERICAN hometown, you never took the lesson to fuck over your aggressors and instead took the path to remain as the pussy deprived dickless vindictive nerd you are, isn't that right Zac?
Back to the point, much to any of our surprise, *GASP* Zac had friends! OMFG And after getting together after luring underage b& at an anime convention and raping her gangland style, they decided to do what was never done before: Put up a cool *FUCKINDUMBcoff* anime website, because anime creators and producers weren't sucking their dick anymore. What a fuckin' surprise.
Anime News Network Career
Well.... Where do we begin.
Zac's career all started back in 1998, when he was a rising young star in the world of anime reporting and journalism. Into 1999, Zac set foot in ANN's first days- And so, begins his severe fall from grace.
Zac is quite known for being a fair AHAHHAHAHA fuck no hahahahaha no no no no no no he's not. Hahaha... Zac is actually quite a bitter oldfag who's long grown out his Animu Fan Club card from college. Not only fat, bulging fat and titanic whale fat but he's also tinges with pasty tired and weathered "I hate the fucking job" all over him. Believe us, when you see a picture of him, you'll know.
Anyways, Zac's the kind of reviewer, much like those of the epic and lulzy Zoe Quinn and whomever fucked up the ladder on GamerGate at Kotaku, only he's gone far, far under the radar due thanks to the garb of obscurity and how anime was long a niche and leet nerd underground fuck you to normfags and elitist white people. He's infact gone and done his Zoe Quinn level style of reviewing for YEARS (counting 17 now) since Anime didn't suck his dick like the levels of Gundam 0079, Cowboy Bebop and Akira.
His reviewing can be summed up like this:
Moe, Cute, Schoolgirls, not made for men = Trash
Anything with guys in it and is SUPER MATURE = Trash
Anything Shounen = Trash
Anything Artsy = Trash
Anything too Japanese = Trash
Evangelion = Trash
Anything by Hayao Miyazaki = 8.8/10
Anything that was approved by the basement dweller American Anime fandom = GOLD 10/10
"Anything that was like Cowboy Bebop and Gundam and caters to my tastes" = ORGASM 10/10
You see, it's not really hard to know why people don't like him. Much like any eager dumbfuck who thought that they were gonna get shipped with a big budget blockbuster title to jack off and lathe admiration onto when they think that reviewing will get their foot in the door of whatever big budget entertainment industry they aim for, Zac's truly a shining example of the wannabee critic.
What is the wannabee critic?
The Wannabee Critic is the kind of stupid foolish fucktard fag who has a very narrow view of the world, follows the ways of sucking the literal cock off of people than following their own discretion, and sits around doing fuck all instead of reading, studying, or going outside. Zac's never had that spirit that all of our beloved badass or smooth talking or stylish or charismatic whomever protagonists and heroes that are paraded in public has- ie "FUCK YOU IT'S MY LIFE". When one has to be a critic, a series of criterion must be formed so that a basis of standard can be known to know whether or not something can be considered art or shit. As we can all see, Zac... Has none of that. What, an anime reviewer gets his criterion from going on his own impetus and will to study actual Japanese culture and actual things so that he knows what the fuck is different from whatever and has a broad but defined and focused definition of what's going on and to make a definite decision?
You want to know why this shitminstrel is on the level of That Guy With The Glasses and Kotaku?
He said "WELL TAHT'S BULLSHITE I'M A GENIOUS AS IT IS FUCK KNOWLEDGE AND UNDERSTANDING IM A REVIEWER BECAUSE I NEED TO GET LAID" and followed it in his heart since he set foot on his quest of self centered deluded dumbfuckery. That's why he's a fuckin' Wannabee Critic. That's why he IS lumped with those fuckers. That's why he has an article here at ED. If he didn't the writer wouldn't be wasting his fuckin' time with this shit and would be jacking off to his porn stache right now in peace, away from anyone, but NOOOO.....
Aside from the fact that he came from the generation that gave us Skinamax and the likes of Dinosaur Island, in short, Zac is a very fuckin' bad reviewer. What the fuck else do I need to say more about this loser?
Click this shit. Fucking click it. [3]
Go through all of this shit. I dare you. Every fucking word he says, it's just oozing with that aforementioned shit. Does it need to be hammered into your head like a fuckin' nail? Anyways.....
Since 1999, this has been his thing. Don't get us wrong, there are fair reviewers out there, but we can safely say that there are plenty of people like him who were inspired by him. Hell, look at Bennett the Sage and Jesuotaku. Look at Colony Drop and THEM Anime reviews. It's not hard to say why ladies turn away from anime nerds and why they don't get laid. They're fuckin' assholes. What a legacy.
Getting asshurt and staking his professional career in sake of fighting with those online? Yeah, he's done it
Another amazingly bad thing he's done is his Agony Aunt/Uncle/Dear Abbey style editorial of HEY, ANSWERMAN!
And this is where shit gets LEGENDARY.
The Cancellation of Kodomo no Jikan: ZAC'S PENILE ANTI IMPOTENCE TREATMENT
To bring context to this amazing, unaforementioned, and unyet heard of incident....
In this brilliant display of time and cause, not only this comes to show how far and bitter Zac has come to this current day, but also showcases a brilliant and lulztastic filled case of what one fat, illminded and dumbass fuck will take to get all of the moeh animu off of his shelves in the US.
On May 18th, 2007, war was beginning. Kodomo no Jikan was a series made by a woman and was made for Japanese audiences out in Japan. However, when Del Ray Publishing decided to port it out to the US, they went with the name Nymphet. As if that name isn't as fucking subtle as Lolita.
Sometime during this, Zac was frustrated. He had enough. He woke up tired, grumpy, and with frustration to take out on. Every woman he met rejected his advances. His dick was hard. He realized that using his fandom as an excuse to be cool wasn't working out for him and that in actuality he was a fucking loser. But then he heard about Kodomo no Jikan. Moe animu. With lolis. He knew wat to do He was ready. Because he was an anime reviewer and some low level blue collar stiff fuck out of California, he did it. He put on his Answerman fucktard costume, zipped down his fly, screamed for a second because he is a scrawny sounding fuck and tore his vocal cords, and leapt out onto the streets and into the airport to go to Tokyo for his mission of securing the future of mango and animu in the face of the dreaded moeh because it threatened his manhood.
He yelled at creator Kaworu Watashiya with all of his might and came as hard as he could. He yelled the fuck out at her, telling her that she was a "stupid nip cunt", saying she knew nothing about girls, nothing about ladies, nothing about anything, because she was from Japan and because he was from America, because we all know that in America gender equality and sexual responsibility is the highest throughout the world. His jizz splashed on her face, and he yelled at her to lick it off or else he would track her down and rape her for great justice and tape it live for her editors and all of the Japanese nation to see because he was that important dammit. And all in the purpose of desiring her to stop creating Kodomo no Jikan because he did it for the children. Mara bless his stupid crazy batshit gorilladick raping insane self.
It would make any SJW Feminist proud to know that he did this and forever, he became an unknown hero of Internet Humanitarianism and White Knighting everywhere in the White People dominated culture enforce Murica forever. He was then awarded an Enlightening and Saving the Stupid Nips special medal by himself made of paper machaie from his cum and piss and whatever moeh manga he got after beating up whomever innocent bystander on the street that crossed his path.
In reality though, Zac pretty much at this point was the original faggot that EVERY SJW and White Knighting Internet Humanitarianism fuckhead ever DREAMED to be, years before their fucktard agenda and desire to rule the world because power is fear and evil apparently. Through his faggot fat ass and his high seat throne, he essentially told off a Japanese woman that her girl centered series about a girl third grader who had shit parents and needed a fuckton of life guidance and that the story was willing to go into more controversial gray area territory of sexuality, perceptions of being admired, and gender roles through a very, very young protagonist responsibly without sexual undertones that their culture was totally okay with, was awful, dirty, pedophile attracting, not to his tastes, horrendous, sinful, blasphemous, and outright evil to everything anime that was to him, his other likeminded cocksucking ilk, and all of his faggot orgy engaging faghomos on Colony Drop without even looking at a page of it. To this day, he is admired by them and daily he gets letters of recommendation that his pure male fandom is willing to jerk him off and make him feel like the Animu Hero Kingu he is.....
However.... Zac still felt rornery. The fact that he attracted MALES didn't do anything. Sure, he cummed onto Kaworu Watashiya, went to Japan..... but it was all in a fleeting moment. He was still empty. He felt there was still more to do..... TO BE CONTINUED
And this did happen, to be exact.
PSSSTTT
"the opinions expressed herein do not necessarily represent...." When your stupid fucking news site has a fat bitter piece of fucking garbage who is a human being, yes they fuckin' do! Bias, anyone?
Hooked by Hope Chapman
Telling Nash Bozard to kill himself
http://swamitime.tumblr.com/post/52760739920/enough-of-this
"I never liked Nash before. I REALLY don’t like him now." - Regarding Nash Bozard
TGWTG DRAMA! OH HO HO WACKY
Where was he then?
Zac lost a lot of weight, which did absolutely nothing for his shitty personality or unflattering facial features. After allowing Hope Chapman (sorry, Jacob Chapman - we'll get into that in a little bit) to fuck their way into the assistant editor position at Anime News Network, the site has somehow gotten even worse. The ANNCast podcast, which was formerly hosted by Zac and the much more tolerable Justin Sevakis with some occasional guests from the industry, is now 95% of the time him and Jacob blabbering on for at least an hour about how much modern anime sucks except for (insert progressive/elitist show of the season here).
uh oh hot dog
When his fiancee, Hope Chapman, came out as transgender, Zac forced himself into a state of delusion and denial that almost makes you feel sorry for the guy. (Almost. lol no) If anyone asks Zac now, he's definitely been bisexual his entire life, despite never having mentioned this before Hope came out, and it's also hinted that as such a beta cuck, he let her be the one who wore the pants and fucked hip up the ass with a strap on when hanky panky came up. Act like a fag, get put in line like fag was literally how this all played out.
File:Zac haet heterosexuality oh noes the gene pool filters out shit.png
Zac nowadays is going headlong into probable assfucking due to him and his bottom bunk fuck buddy trying to take on Vic Mignogna as a ruse to hide the fact that they had sex with the groomed underage boys fellow convention predator friend and guest writer Dylan "Hazukari" Keilman provided him, Jacob Chapman, Christophe Macdonald, and all of ANN with.
He was also triggered with the use of the word SJW, which he BAWWWSS that is "hate speech". Keep on using it. For massive damage. And Great Justice.
Where he is now: Ten Foot Below
During the coof pandemic, on May 21, 2020, Zac Bertschy, resident Californian leech and big mouthed atheist nerd nobody, was found dead in his apartment with his cats. According to autopsy, it was revealed Zac totally relapsed into a massive lush, with at least over 9000 Skyy vodka bottles downed laying all over his house like a vagina after a gang rape, having died of both cirrhosis of the liver and a massive heart attack at least a few days before his body was found by his ex-husband. While it has not been stated, it's greatly speculated his cats ate his fucking face off, as evidenced of past deceased and found cat owners found countlessly throughout the centuries.
Although countless anime journals and news sites gave their condolences, the matter has to be said: He was a total fucking asswipe who lived and died as a low self esteem ridden projecting lowlife bully, and inspired so many other entitled consuumer weeaboo losers like him to raise their voices, be heard, and be a blight on to the internet, nevertheless the rest of the world. We can only take from this that his guilt from being a total fucking scumfucker for over two decades turned into a massive monster in his closet that constantly taunted him until it decided to leap onto his back and fuck him up the ass until all he could do was become an hero, and that such an end is the only way loser hipster weeaboos will ever see. Hey, at least we're honest. Fuck this fat ass scumbag fucker.
Other things that happened upon his death were:
Anime News Network proceeding to give him a virtual wake (aylmao), which was immediately crashed and trolled by countless fans of his who wondered how he died. This went as well as you'd think it would.
Immediately after, proceedings of property reallocation saw that Hope Chapman took nearly all of his belongings, including his computer shit, from his family. It's said he had scripts, writings, and projects he was working on, which as through his eyes, and no, seriously, were lesser than toilet paper.
Zac's sister Erin soon made a blog that shed light on FUCKING EVERYTHING.
Carpetbagger crackerass nobody and Canuckland turncoat cultural marxist soyboy refugee Dave Merrill puts on his crotchless vegan soylent substitute of being an Internet Tough Guy, telling the world to have "bad fee fees for talking bad about a man who had opinions, boo hoo woo". People on the internet instead went Ultra-Striesand Effect and took this as DO IT FAGGOT and proceeded to shit on his grave anyway.
As Zac was an atheist, we can fairly say he did not have a soul, and does not longer exist.
Shitstain Shitshow: The Gallery
Why this article exists
You see here peons and children, in the spirit of the creators of the Colony Drop article, Zac Bertschy is pretty much a horrible, awful, hypocritical, unproductive, malign-influenced shitbag of a person. He essentially sat atop of what is essentially a fundamental news source for all things anime, and proceeds to shit on it to trickle down so that his own agendas can be achieved by making it as good of a news source as Kotaku. He is a huge ethnocentric weeaboo who has shown himself as a Japanese purist, and though he hates weeaboos, he has the same spirit of any wapanese parading asshole who claims that Japan should be their United States of America and suck them off due to having the same deluded self righteous attitude and skewed viewpoint on the world because they are pussy deprived and got one too many wedgies in high school, and deliberately takes them out on people just so that he can feel better about himself. Zac also found a true other in Hope Chapman, who is a cheating backstabbing dead body ladder climbing slut with as much virtue as him, and are a match made in heaven (The Buddhist heaven where the Dick demon Mara ensnares all in delusional and evil ways in fact and yeah he is the Christian God). Best of luck to him, because that point when she divorces his ass, steals his house, forces by legal right to hand over his assets and fucks another guy up Shithead Cocksucker Stiff Space Mountain he's gonna need it.
So instead of being anyone grateful, adventurous, insightful, and pretty cool, Zac is infact none of these things. He is essentially a Social Justice Warrior Internet Humanitarianism parading Moral Fag White Knighting hypocrite racist, self centered fatass, and demeaning, insult spewing, hate spreading, and expression trampling shitbag who thinks you're less than human if you like Anime not like him and draw anime if you're not from Japan. There's more to this list, but that would take centuries, as would any other asshole documented on this site. So add on if you like.
Other names he goes as:
- Goku420 - Used this as his moniker on That Guy With The Glasses [4]
Let him know of his renown and fame!
- https://twitter.com/ActionZacku (his old Twitter was hacked and permanently closed by Twitter over threatening remarks said hacker made at the same time Anime News Network was)
- http://swamitime.tumblr.com/
- http://ask.fm/ANNZac
http://zac-bertschy-old.kinja.com/BALEETED- http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/bbs/phpBB2/ - Where his fans and likeminded ilk love to permeate because chans even don't like their shit. Lol-cow heaven to be exact.
- http://www.colonydrop.com/ - He long deleted himself off of the place, but one trip to the Wayback Machine later.....
- http://fucknotvtropes.tumblr.com/post/87508443811/a-former-entry-on-the-rwby-page-for-hate-dumb Just because you don't like TV Tropes doesn't mean you aren't a fuckwaste. Also evidence of supreme reject weaabooatry- It's surprising how far the That Guy with the Glasses tabloid shitfest goes around and up its own asshole and out its mouth again.
- http://swamitime.tumblr.com/post/88724687979/when-it-comes-to-tv-tropes-is-it-the-website To Jimmy the Rustles of the TV Tropes fan crowd. We hate everyone equally here, so there's no exception.
- http://zacbertschy.com - Zac can't post his shitty blogs on Medium like everyone else because he's special.
- [email protected] - Let him know that he should be proud of his achievements and this page which documents nearly everything that he has done to get this far.
- http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/staff.php Hell, in fact, let EVERYONE KNOW.
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