Donald Drumpf

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Donald Trump, Donald Drumpf or Telangpu, is a toupee wearing charlatan who somehow became an American presidential candidate in 2016 by saying the dumbest shit imaginable and dumb voters eating it up as it was fucking gospel. Somehow (see average voter IQ) he has convinced the masses that he is not running on contributions, even though he actually does (whose?). Before becoming a candidate he was known for inheriting a large sum of money and spending it on doomed projects, declaring bankruptcy, selling them, evading tax, and somehow making a profit. So guess what he will do with America? He will put his name all over it before running it into the ground and selling it to the Chinese in TPP 2.0, after which he'll retire to a high castle on the German-Austrian border.
美国 is how you spell America. You are welcome. Enjoy your new Chinese overlords in 2020.

The Apprentice

President Trump's great reality television show is called The Apprentice. The show also has a retarded brother called "The Celebrity Apprentice." This show has been home to many stars, including Lil' Jon, La Toya Jackson, and that one fat guy. President Donald Trump has also been seen extorting money from other contestants including rock singer Meatloaf. Arnold Schwarzenegger will be hosting the next The Celebrity Apprentice because even President Donald Trump's job has been stolen by an immigrant.

Knowledge on America

	“	I do not know what the 13 stripes represent [on the US flag].	„
	—President Donald Trump on The Colbert Report

Trump is not his real name

Like two out of three Americans, Donny's grandpa was originally a German, but because he didn't want to pay taxes or serve in the military he fled to the USA with only the money he owned the German government and his new slogan: Geld macht frei. But there was a problem when you are named Drumpf in 1885's USA, so he tried his luck in Canada instead. After returning to Germany to marry, only to return to Queens again grandpa Friedrich made a fortune in brothels and died from the Spanish Flu.

	“	For single men the Arctic has excellent accommodations as well as the best restaurant in Bennett, but I would not advise respectable women to go there to sleep as they are liable to hear that which would be repugnant to their feelings – and uttered, too, by the depraved of their own sex	„
	—Yukon Sun

• The first Trump hotel was known for selling prostitutes. A practice that still goes on to this day
• Just like his grandpa, Donald is also known for tax evasion.
• His actual name is Drumpf, but he will be recorded in Chinese Annals as Te Lang Poo or 特朗>:(

Bankruptcies

• 1991 - He had to sell his yatch, to pay off the debt on Taj Mahal casino, less than a year after its opening. He was saved by billionaire Carl C. Icahn - Trump declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy
• 1992 - When he couldn't pay for Trump Plaza Hotel, so it had to be bought out by Citibank. - Trump declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy
• 2004 - Couldn't afford the "crushing debt" of Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts Inc. He went from 47% of the stakes to a measly 27% - Trump declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy
• 2009 - Donnie was kindly asked to step down as the head of the board when Trump Entertainment Resorts couldn't pay a 53 million dollar bill. - The company was forced to declare Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Was bought by Carl C. Icahn, so Americans shouldn't be without jobs.

Videos

The notorious suppressed 1991 documentary

Don't go stealing Donald's Thunder

Trump supporter telling it like it is!

Donald Trump is ISIS' number one recruiter.

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Gallery

Drumpf About missing Pics

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  Hebrew writing plaque in Donald Trump's office - another proof that he into Jewry
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  Trump giving handshake to Jewred Kushner
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  Avoiding answering the hard questions like any insider politician.
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  It's real like your waifu's orgasms.

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  Another sort of people also support Trump.
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  Proof that you can ruin food by simply pointing at it.
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  Trump, putting the "ss" back in "business".
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  Donald's cat.
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  Donald's rat.
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  Trump gets pwned on Twitter.
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  Trump pals around with his friend Rudy Ghouliani.

See Also

• Dolan Trump
• Bernie Madoff
• Bernie Sanders
• Business
• Blaming China
• Fired
• God
• Jews
• Money
• Rosie
• The Man
• The True God

External links

• Trump the Donald literally.

External links of White Supremacy

• The Great White Hope
• Is Trump our Last Chance? (probably)
• Trump's unwelcome support

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