Michael

"Open Mike Night" doesn't always mean buttsex

Michael or its abbreviated form Mike may refer to:

• Michael John Anderson - the original "Craigslist Killer"
• Michael Bay - a Hollywoo... BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
• Michael Berry - a Reich-wing advocate and pundit
• Michael Carneal - perpetrator of the Heath High School Shooting
• Michael Crawford - a computer programmer with schizo affective disorder
• Michael Coombs - a racist Wikipedian sockpuppeteer
• Michael Crook - a retarded blogger/troll
• Michael Everson - an unnotable UNICODE developer
• Michael Explicit - a MySpace/YouTube attention whore
• Michael J Fox - a time-travelling victim of Parkinsons-syndrome
• Michael Jackson - a popular black white musician murdered by his doctor
• Michael Karolchyk - a slapheaded media whore
• Michael Lynn - a discloser of vulnerability in Cisco systems
• Michael Moore - a professional leftard and a fat Socialist puppet
• Michael Oman-Reagan - DictionaryGate pussyfaggot.
• Michael Phelps - a pot-smoking Olympic athlete
• Michael Whiteacre - a try-hard internet geek posting on porn-related forums

Mike

• Mike - a pedophile who operated Sure Quality Radio's chat room
• Mike Buchan - a gentleman who learnt to his cost the risk of requesting a personal army
• Mike Corley - a conspiracy theorist
• Mike Crapo - a gay conservative senator from Idaho
• Mike Godwin - former legal counsel for TOW
• Mike Gravel - a candidate for the 2008 Democratic nomination for President of the United States
• Mike Huckabee - a batshit insane Baptist Preacher and governor of Arkansas
• Mike Matei - an unfunny degenerate of the Angry Video Game Nerd
• Mike Sandy - a 1337 h4xx0r
• Mike Tyson - a rapist
• Mike the Great - a former ED sysop

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