Emma
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- Emma is a name for chubby, plain-looking girls. It is derived from the Germanic word 'hole'. As a name, it is marginally better than Gemma, but only slightly.
- If you are called Emma, it is generally a sign that your parents were indifferent towards your birth, at best.
- Which Emma did you want?
- Emma Clark - Infamous Twilight fangirl. OH MAMA, SHE FAT. MAN DEM HARPOONS.
- Emma Drama - Gerard Way's ex's shitty fanfiction.
- Emma González - A mutt anti-gun activist in connection to the Stoneman Douglass High shooting.
- Emma Jones - Typical British slag, confused for being a prostitute by angry sand niggers. An entirely understandable misunderstanding which resulted in a lulzy act of an heroism.
- Emmalina - Seriously, who the hell cares?
- Emma Sulkowicz - A woman who allegedly was a victim of sexual assault in the same way as Jackie Coakley and protested about it by carring a mattress like a filthy hobo.
- Emma Watson - Hermione off of Harry Potter. You have likely fapped to her at least once, despite her facial similarity to Richard Dawkins.
- Jane Austen's Emma - TL;DR, lol.
- Emmahdorable
- Not to be confused with:
- Emer Provost - Morbidly obese, unfunny Internet reviewer beloved by basement-dwelling manchildren.