Ghostlight

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Professional faggot

ghostlight is LJ's most annoying non-fake user who tries desperately to act like a troll. He dramatizes everything and acts like he does not care about what people think of him, yet he checks his inbox for LJ replies close to 468 times a day and guards his LJ like a fortress. He has been likened to Morpheus, from the Matrix, due to his obsession with the internet.

Overall, Ghostlight is kind of OK even if he is not particularly memorable. The problem is that nobody remembers he's OK because he's not particularly memorable.

Writing Style and Technique

Ghostlight writes long entries in a miserable attempt at being witty. However, his Good Joke:Word Count Ratio is about 1:500 on a good day, which makes him disgustingly unfunny. He is nearly always present at any drama but routinely arrives late and participates with a sock journal, if at all. He never leaves LJ land and is addicted beyond rehabilitation. He wastes his life trying to find dirt on other users, takes himself way too seriously, and makes a fool of himself regularly. He has been Pwned in every LJ community, including the two remaining ones that he has yet to post in. He is usually seen hanging out with a flat-faced camwhore who lacks any intelligence known around LJ as girlyunderwear, and fat, red-headed cunt known as hotlavamonster.

Also, cocks

Avatar and Penis Size

He has nearly 50 icons of Transmetropolitan because he is afraid to post any actual pictures of himself. His icons sure do make him look like a strong and mysterious man with awesome shades, yet IRL his penis is about 3 inches (erect).

LJers4President 2004

Ghostlight arrived in LJers4president at around the time when all the internet celebrities decided the moderators were taking it too seriously and bailed ship. He remained on the sidelines for around a week until he rocketed into pole position after critiquing women's fashion, prompting an extended flame war. He then proceeded to routinely mock participants (prompting more flame wars, and Kamuela's ire). His sole contribution to the actual presidential race was an animated goatse.cx banner for El Gorgo's campaign, the thread of which prompted warnings from dancingdrew, and set in motion plans to ban him from the community.
Other behavior included repeatedly insisting dancingdrew was a fascist; sucking up to banned candidate, disconscious; publically declaring his obesity and abstinence from the race; and cultivating a running joke of being the same person as volpex : 1 & 2.

After all that he was still invited to moderate 2005's election.

The Deletion

Sometime in, like mid-2005 or something, the Ghostlight journal was deleted. Or suspended. Or something. Some black person started trippin', but before anyone made the conscious effort not to care, it was back. At first, it seemed like he had changed, but after careful investigation, the Good Joke:Word Count Ratio remained intact, much to the chagrin of Livejournal en masse.

Pre-Historical Ghostlight

Early Ghostlight (right) and his mentor sharing intellectual pursuits

First appeared as a contributing member of alt.binaries.pictures.grotesque for several months - a period during which trial-by-fire rendered him immune to tubgirl and all forms of disgust. After migrating to alt.games.nintendo.pokemon, he quickly became labelled a troll due to his disingenuous arguments and unrepentant verbal harassment of others. During this period he instigated the much vaunted troll of NO BINARIES, and left the community several months after finally managing to offend practically everyone when he replied "Not any more" to a September 11, 2001, post asking "We don't have any New Yorker AGNPers do we?"

Banned

Spider Jerusalem is strong and mysterious.

Users

• _fluz_
• aesthetikmuse
• disconscious
• jesterstear
• vampire_ninja

Communities

Git 'R Dun! ahyuk!

• amipregnant
• anti_porn
• bad sex blog
• sociology
• body_mod_pix
• childfree
• christianity
• chubbygirls
• conservatism
• dearasshole
• debate
• erotillectuals
• feminist
• feminist rage
• freaks4jesus
• gothic_babes
• heated_debate
• liberal
• linguaphiles
• newnonuglies
• nonuglyassholes
• p4t
• philosophy
• prayersisters
• questionofgod
• Rant about cons
• real_philosophy
• sextips
• troll_o_vision
• tummyfetish
• u make lj suck
• wehateliberals

Known Sock Journals

• Kingdeadfish
• Jesterfish
• Thegolem
• Disrhetorican
• Godwin.

Announcement of 'competition' to find his sock journals (Includes IRL drama thread of when his friend of nine years decided he posted too much OTI, then defriended him when Ghostlight's E-pals jumped the friend for being a pussy)

External Links

• LiveJournal
• Posts about Frienditto being the apocalypse and a bunch of people go nuts

See Also

• Fucktarded
• Shameless Self-Promotion