Kamuela

Stock images of kamuela reveal that he is more likely to get naked for a cheap beer than your average camwhore. Note the Canadian flag tatyoo on left thigh, undoubtedly the result of one of his many treasonous romps with foreign sailors.

Kamuela is a moderator of rant_about_cons and sporadic liberal poster. He is extremely well liked by all the important LiveJournal users. In fact, he is of no importance.

He is most often seen demanding worship for being a moderator in rant_about_cons (inside joke), engaging brainlesswonder in pointlessly long threads in liberal, and posting wank about said threads in rant_about_cons.

Kamuela was a running candidate in the ljers4president debacle until he withdrew. Speculation suggests that his platform began a slow decline once disconscious was removed from the race, as without someone to whine about, his party quickly found itself without any issues to run on.

True to form, he failed to win any of the recent rant_about_cons awards by a significant margin.

He is also leader of a secret alliance between Zionist radicals and a rennegade sect of expatriated Zulu warriors.

He is rumored to have an abnormal fetish for cheese and furries, but not cheese-eating furries.

Not much more is known about Kamuela except that he has strong ties to Polynesian culture and was once arrested for performing the haka naked in a public street.