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We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, transnegro weight lifters who eat vegan diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid, stupid. | We know what you're thinking: Tumblr [[bodybuilder]]s? Gender fluid, [[Rachel Dolezal|transnegro]] weight lifters who eat [[vegan]] diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid, stupid. | ||
Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr|darkest corner of the internet]] | Introducing the newest trend happening on the [[Tumblr|darkest corner of the internet]]. Known as [[Do you even lift|"lifting,"]] this phenomenon consists of women (and sissy men) who are IRL stealing from stores, and teenagers who are *role playing* as people stealing from stores, who anonymously share their thievery (or pretend thievery) with the world. Now, anyone who's ever stolen a candy bar or a mascara pen has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. [[High score|Highest score]] wins! | ||
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|Petition to convert the shoplifting fandom into the coupon-ing fandom. Both get hundreds of dollars worth of merchandise for free (or nearly) but one is legal.|Fails to realize the couponing fandom has already been claimed by the elderly. | |Petition to convert the shoplifting fandom into the coupon-ing fandom. Both get hundreds of dollars worth of merchandise for free (or nearly) but one is legal.|Fails to realize the couponing fandom has already been claimed by the elderly. | ||
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*[[Theft]] | |||
*[[Looting]] | |||
*[[Women]] | |||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
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*{{tumblr|liftingblog}} - this one claims to have saved $1,536.68 due to stealing shit | *{{tumblr|liftingblog}} - this one claims to have saved $1,536.68 due to stealing shit | ||
*{{tumblr|bbgirllifter}} - someone role playing as an 18 year old girl posting photos of the stuff their daddy bought them and claiming it was "lifted" | *{{tumblr|bbgirllifter}} - someone role playing as an 18 year old girl posting photos of the stuff their daddy bought them and claiming it was "lifted" | ||
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Revision as of 05:11, 14 October 2016
We know what you're thinking: Tumblr bodybuilders? Gender fluid, transnegro weight lifters who eat vegan diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid, stupid.
Introducing the newest trend happening on the darkest corner of the internet. Known as "lifting," this phenomenon consists of women (and sissy men) who are IRL stealing from stores, and teenagers who are *role playing* as people stealing from stores, who anonymously share their thievery (or pretend thievery) with the world. Now, anyone who's ever stolen a candy bar or a mascara pen has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. Highest score wins!
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—A blogger weighs in with the facts, triggering everyone in the process. | ||
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External Links
losangeleslifter - warns she'll block anyone who's not a fellow lifting blogger!- theylift - a shoplifting couple who reminds you to only steal makeup products not tested on animals
- liftingblog - this one claims to have saved $1,536.68 due to stealing shit
- bbgirllifter - someone role playing as an 18 year old girl posting photos of the stuff their daddy bought them and claiming it was "lifted"
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