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[[File:Michelle+Deonne.jpg|thumb|These thugs were instrumental in the plot to execute Harambe. Black on black crime is real.]]
[[]] and had just celebrated his [[Trayvon Martin|17th birthday.]] Lo and behold, some dumb negress named '''Michelle Gregg''' threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to adopt the child and be a more responsible father than '''Deonne Dickerson''', who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life behind bars because he was a [[retard]]ed and [[Tautogram|drug dealing degenerate ]]. Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the shrieking and did his best to keep the child away from the child-abusing , an obvious threat to the boy. Frustrated that someone had interfered with her parenting and her property, Michelle unified the [[Womyn]] and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her [[personal army]] and kill Harambe for usurping her role as parent.
'''Harambe''' was proof that gorillas are in fact higher evolved lifeforms than your average street [[nigger]]. He [[dindu nuffin]] and had just celebrated his [[Trayvon Martin|17th birthday.]] Lo and behold, some dumb negress named '''Michelle Gregg''' threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to adopt the child and be a more responsible father than '''Deonne Dickerson''', who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life behind bars because he was a [[retard]]ed and [[Tautogram|drug dealing degenerate darkie]]. Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the shrieking negress and did his best to keep the child away from the child-abusing nigra, an obvious threat to the boy. Frustrated that someone had interfered with her parenting and her property, Michelle unified the [[Womyn]] and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her [[personal army]] and kill Harambe for usurping her role as parent.


Later, this brave [[African-American|primate]] was martyred by becaming a meme, and even a potential presidential candidate.
Later, this brave [[primate]] was martyred by becaming a meme, and even a potential presidential candidate.


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[[]] and had just celebrated his 17th birthday. Lo and behold, some dumb negress named Michelle Gregg threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to adopt the child and be a more responsible father than Deonne Dickerson, who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life behind bars because he was a retarded and drug dealing degenerate . Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the shrieking and did his best to keep the child away from the child-abusing , an obvious threat to the boy. Frustrated that someone had interfered with her parenting and her property, Michelle unified the Womyn and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her personal army and kill Harambe for usurping her role as parent.

Later, this brave primate was martyred by becaming a meme, and even a potential presidential candidate.

Clinton/Trump/Harambe
Base Clinton/Trump H2H
Hillary Clinton Donald Trump Unsure
Hillary Clinton 48% 94% 1% 2%
Donald Trump 43% 1% 95% 3%
Harambe 5% 3% 2% 47%
Unsure 4% 2% 2% 49%

Dicks out for Harambe


Danny Trejo knows

And who the fuck are you to disagree with Mr. Trejo?

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  • PROTECTING
    PROTECTING
  • PROTECTING
    PROTECTING
  • #Blacklivesmatter
    #Blacklivesmatter
  • It should be made of the finest gold
    It should be made of the finest gold
  • RIP Sweet Prince
    RIP Sweet Prince
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  • Sadface
    Sadface
  • Accidents Happen.
    Accidents Happen.
  • She ate the rest of the furniture?
    She ate the rest of the furniture?
  • How can you look more like an ape than an actual ape?
    How can you look more like an ape than an actual ape?
  • Coming to a theater near you!
    Coming to a theater near you!
  • Harambe in heaven..
    Harambe in heaven..

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