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This triggered both the unemployed Trump supporters and the unemployed Antifa-scum, causing each to leave their internet hugboxes and organize a peaceful rally to show support for our ebil dictator who is literally Hitler. What happened next was predictable and eminently watchable.
This triggered both the unemployed Trump supporters and the unemployed Antifa-scum, causing each to leave their internet hugboxes and organize a peaceful rally to show support for our ebil dictator who is literally Hitler. What happened next was predictable and eminently watchable.


A totally undoxed Antifa chick, suspected to be [[Vermin|Vermin's]] gf expected to return home with "100 Nazi scalps". Instead she returned home with a few less teeth, and naturally 4chan exposed her hairy-muff porn past.
=="Berkeley Falcon Punch"==
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In an era where government policy is dictated by Twitter outrage, it was unsurprising to see the same people who advocated [[Richard Spencer#Punch Nazis Meme|Nazi punching]] shed tears after an Antifa chick was punched. Naturally 4chan exposed her as a hairymuff pornstar suspected to be [[Vermin|Vermin's]] gf. The smelly Antifa chick expected to return home with "100 Nazi scalps". Instead she returned home with a few of her teeth in her pocket, and about half of her dignity.


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*http://www.breitbart.com/california/2017/04/15/mayhem-in-berkeley-trump-supporters-counter-protesters-clash-during-rally/
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*https://heatst.com/culture-wars/thirteen-arrrested-bloody-street-brawl-erupts-berkeley-trump-taxes/
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*https://nocara.blackblogs.org/2016/12/21/meet-the-damigos-all-american-white-supremacy/
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*https://www.everipedia.com/the-falcon-punch-at-berkeley-university/





Revision as of 00:30, 17 April 2017

Battle of Berkeley
Part of Making America Great Again
Fighting on the ground of Berkeley
Date April 15, 2017
Location Berkeley, California
Result Decisive American victory
  • Antifa withdrawal to mom's basement
  • Communists humiliated
  • Beginning of Race War
Belligerents
  • Antifa
  • Open Society
  • Professors
Commanders and Leaders
  • George Soros
  • Moldylocks
Strength
  • About 650 Antifa
  • Between 300 and 1488 Patriots
Casualties and losses
  • At least 1 hairy Antifa punched
  • 9001 psychiatric casualties
  • At least 3 patriots attacked with bike locks
  • casualties from pepper spray
Materials
  • 1 safe space, 1 bike-lock
  • 1 fist
America's future

UC Berkeley, the safest school in America, and the crown jewel of the University of California. Known as the liberal epicenter of California. within this setting, a pro-Trump rally was planned, not only to show support for Emperor Trump, but also as payback for the first Battle, in which Sir Milo wsa ejected from the campus by the tolerant student body.

Participants

The day before this particular Berkeley riot, Kyle Chapman was seen carrying an American flag around the Berkeley campus. Several Antifa heros surrounded the evil traitorous patriot and swung a skateboard at him after he cold-cocked one of them squarely on the jaw.

This triggered both the unemployed Trump supporters and the unemployed Antifa-scum, causing each to leave their internet hugboxes and organize a peaceful rally to show support for our ebil dictator who is literally Hitler. What happened next was predictable and eminently watchable.

"Berkeley Falcon Punch"

REEE

In an era where government policy is dictated by Twitter outrage, it was unsurprising to see the same people who advocated Nazi punching shed tears after an Antifa chick was punched. Naturally 4chan exposed her as a hairymuff pornstar suspected to be Vermin's gf. The smelly Antifa chick expected to return home with "100 Nazi scalps". Instead she returned home with a few of her teeth in her pocket, and about half of her dignity.

See also


Battle of Berkeley is part of a series on National Socialists
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