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Amy, Sally, and Mina are a BETTER version of [[Christian & the Hedgehog Boys]].
Amy, Sally, and Mina are a [[band]] created by a certain [[sick fuck]] on [[deviantART]] whose concerts are usually attended to by [[furfags]]. If [[you]] are a furfag, go see them. [[I]] don't care what their songs mean, they are just [[masturbate|masturbated]] to by [[furry|furries]].  


One's a hedgehog, one's a chipmunk, one's a mongoose. Aside from singing 60s style pop songs, they ride roller coasters and play video games.  
One's a hedgehog, one's a chipmunk, one's a mongoose. They compulsively chase after [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and sing [[shit|shitty]] pop songs.  


==History==
==History==
They originated on [[deviantART|deviantART.com]] in October 2009 on a deviation called "Sonic, Sonic" uploaded by [[Sonbreezie]], who got the idea after watching the three original female cast members of ''Saturday Night Live'' sing a 60s pop tune dedicated to the hospitalized Chevy Chase. Sonbreezie thought the song was cute. Being a Sonic fan and having just discovered another love interest for Sonic in the comics, Mina the Mongoose, she decided to do a parody of it with Sonic characters. She based which character sang which line on the similarities they had to the original cast member singing it. And to be fair, it matches up pretty well! The song doesn't rhyme in the first verse, but that's okay, as Sonbreezie was in fact seven. Sonbreezie liked her idea, so she decided to parody other SNL songs with the girls and write original songs for them to sing. When sonbreezie returned to deviantART in October 2015, she continued making songs for the girls.
They originated on [[deviantART|deviantART.com]] in December 2008 on deviation called "Sonic, Sonic" uploaded by a [[woman]] named Allison, or her dA name: SanrioAnimaniacs13. In it they sing about [[furry]] lord [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] doing something called "Unleashed". We at ED don't know what it is, we hope it's [[porn]]. The song went unnoticed for a while until October 2009 when a dA user named [[Sonbreezie|sonbreezie]] (who is also a woman) liked the song, posted comments on it, and stalked the woman. Why is she stalking a woman older than her for her personal info for a frakking slumber party and driving her to the point of anxiety and leaving the site due to paranoia and calling the song horrible and embarrassing? Because Sonic [[cum|sneezed]] on his glove in it. And she literally wrote a WHOLE song about that one line. The song also mentioned the porn Sonic did.


But in 2016, sonbreezie officially revealed she no longer made any Amy, Sally, and Mina stuff and if she did, she'd usually regret it. She even tried to turn them into weed addicts and even made them human (Mina being a New Zealander based on the glorified view of New Zealand Sonbreezie had during the Bottom of the Barrel.) In 2018, this stopped and Sonbreezie came back to making Amy, Sally, and Mina songs, incorporating the band into her Sonic fanseries Mobius Redrawn and even getting "Sonic, Sonic" recorded by the voices of Amy, Sally, and Mina in that series. Her first major MIDI transcribe is of the original SNL song for this reason.
sonbreezie ALSO stole pictures of Amy, Sally, and Mina so she could watch that porn.


==How did Sonbreezie spread the word?==
Fast forward to 2015. sonbreezie's now a literal [[n00b]] screaming to people that don't ship Sonamyallyina that they should "[[shut up]] about Shadamy or Antally or Ashina & Tailina and START SHIPPING SONAMYALLYINA!" She shills [[fake]] concerts for them. Get a life, sonbreezie.
She says that her favorite part of [[porn|"Unleashed"]] is when Sonic [[erection|screams in agony when he's being electrocuted]]. What the [[hell]]. (They did it better with Luke Skywalker in Return of the Jedi, though.)
 
As of today, Amy, Sally, and Mina are [[bitch|bitches]] that sing like [[idiot|idiots]]. [[Nobody]] likes them. Oh, and sonbreezie thinks Amy is still in her classic outfit. She has no life. When sonbreezie returned to deviantART in October 2015, she continued spewing her faggotry onto the site.
 
But wait! In 2016, sonbreezie officially revealed she was cured of [[AIDs]] and no longer makes any Amy, Sally, and Mina stuff. If she does, she will usually regret it. Why does she still do it from time to time? We don't know. Maybe it's the dark side in her. Oh... and she finally found out where SanrioAnimaniacs13 lived, but fortunately managed to forget the address.
 
==Other Amy, Sally, and Mina silliness==
*[[TV Tropes]] had an article on them, but sadly is now removed from the site.
*[[TV Tropes]] had an article on them, but sadly is now removed from the site.
*[[deviantART]] is where it's at if you want to see what's new from the girls.
*[[deviantART]] is where it's at if you want to see what's new from the three [[slut|sluts]] who sing like crap.
*They are even on [[Facebook]].
*They are even on [[Facebook]].
*They have a [[blog]], too. It hasn't been updated much.
*They have a [[blog]], too. It hasn't been updated much.
*She wrote [[fanfiction]] about them. "Black Rose" ''could'' be considered an ASM fic, but isn't, as Sonbreezie didn't write it. Now "The Concert", yes, it even has "Sonic, Sonic" in it. Sonbreezie regrets writing it as it was during the phase of life when she went insane on the Internet (summer 2014, not to be confused with the more known Bottom of the Barrel in summer 2017.) She tried [[MST]]ing it in fall 2017.
*[[Fanfiction]] has been written about them. "Black Rose" ''could'' be considered an ASM fic, but isn't. Now "The Concert", yes, they even have the original song about Sonic and porn.
*A [[YouTube]] plush series is in the works.
*A [[YouTube]] plush series is in the works.
*Sonbreezie sometimes talks about a TV show she made up called "Sonic Night Live", a parody of Saturday Night Live. Different Sonic characters will host, but Amy, Sally, and Mina will almost always be the musical guest. She's attempting to make this a thing by having herself and her Mobius Redrawn actors record Sonic parodies of old '70s SNL sketches and hopefully getting the recordings animated.
*Sminny-Wew is a [[Tumblr]] account made by the woman who started it all. (Allison)
**For a while, it seemed like she didn't understand that "Sonic, Sonic" was a parody of "Chevy, Chevy", a song sung by Gilda Radner, Jane Curtin, and Laraine Newman for Chevy Chase on Saturday Night Live (which she knew.) Oh, no. It seemed like she thought "Sonic, Sonic" was a [[real]] song.
 
***But she actually believes Gilda, Jane, and Laraine would be good voices for Amy, Sally, and Mina... if Gilda wasn't [[death|dead]] since 1989.
==What ASM fangirls do==
*They watch the three [[human]] [[animal|animals]] [[fuck]] Sonic while singing about his previous [[girlfriend]] [[death|dying]].
*They don't think Breezie (the [[girlfriend]] mentioned above) is a [[robot]]. Robosexuality isn't allowed! (Except for Metamy. That is [[cool|COOL]].)
*They watch the three bitches cover [[Michael Jackson]] music along with dancing horribly.
*They go to Sonic [[fanon|Fanon]] [[Wiki]] and whine about Amy, Sally, and Mina being "[[lies|teh best band evar!!!!!!!!!!!11111one]]".
*They vandalize the official Sonic wiki to say that Amy turned 8 again and is touring with Sally and Mina. [[Invader Zim|YOU LYING!]]
*They misspell liek dis and use [[bad|double]] [[grammar|exclamation points]], double question marks, and have a space before and after a hyphen. They also use "in'" instead of "ing" and will talk in all caps with multiple exclamation points if they're excited or angry. Like this!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm listenin' to Amy, Sally, and Mina and their new one - hit wonder. What??
*They watch a [[fake]] TV show called "Sonic Night Live", a parody of Saturday Night Live. Different Sonic characters will host, but Amy, Sally, and Mina will almost always be the musical guest.
**They also don't understand that "Sonic, Sonic" was a parody of "Chevy, Chevy", a song sung by Gilda Radner, Jane Curtin, and Laraine Newman for Chevy Chase on Saturday Night Live. Oh, no. They think "Sonic, Sonic" was a [[real]] song.
***So they believe Gilda, Jane, and Laraine voice Amy, Sally, and Mina. That isn't true...Gilda is [[death|dead]].
*They are almost always purchasing a Wii to play on [[Friday]] nights. The game? "Unleashed"!
*They write crappy [[fanfiction]] about them.
*They want SEGA to make a game about them. Oh, and it has to be for the Wii, even though new games for it aren't made anymore.
*They don't care about Luke Skywalker being zapped by Force lightning and screaming, which is almost ''the same exact thing'' as their favorite part of "Unleashed". Even though sonbreezie likes that scene, the fans just watch the crappy furry version.
==Afterword==
I think these are the same [[faggot|faggots]] who [[hate|HATE]] [[Pokémon]] Black 2 and White 2, due to the lack of Hilbert and Hilda. (sonbreezie was one of them, though...)


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Amy, Sally, and Mina are a band created by a certain sick fuck on deviantART whose concerts are usually attended to by furfags. If you are a furfag, go see them. I don't care what their songs mean, they are just masturbated to by furries.

One's a hedgehog, one's a chipmunk, one's a mongoose. They compulsively chase after Sonic the Hedgehog and sing shitty pop songs.

History

They originated on deviantART.com in December 2008 on deviation called "Sonic, Sonic" uploaded by a woman named Allison, or her dA name: SanrioAnimaniacs13. In it they sing about furry lord Sonic the Hedgehog doing something called "Unleashed". We at ED don't know what it is, we hope it's porn. The song went unnoticed for a while until October 2009 when a dA user named sonbreezie (who is also a woman) liked the song, posted comments on it, and stalked the woman. Why is she stalking a woman older than her for her personal info for a frakking slumber party and driving her to the point of anxiety and leaving the site due to paranoia and calling the song horrible and embarrassing? Because Sonic sneezed on his glove in it. And she literally wrote a WHOLE song about that one line. The song also mentioned the porn Sonic did.

sonbreezie ALSO stole pictures of Amy, Sally, and Mina so she could watch that porn.

Fast forward to 2015. sonbreezie's now a literal n00b screaming to people that don't ship Sonamyallyina that they should "shut up about Shadamy or Antally or Ashina & Tailina and START SHIPPING SONAMYALLYINA!" She shills fake concerts for them. Get a life, sonbreezie. She says that her favorite part of "Unleashed" is when Sonic screams in agony when he's being electrocuted. What the hell. (They did it better with Luke Skywalker in Return of the Jedi, though.)

As of today, Amy, Sally, and Mina are bitches that sing like idiots. Nobody likes them. Oh, and sonbreezie thinks Amy is still in her classic outfit. She has no life. When sonbreezie returned to deviantART in October 2015, she continued spewing her faggotry onto the site.

But wait! In 2016, sonbreezie officially revealed she was cured of AIDs and no longer makes any Amy, Sally, and Mina stuff. If she does, she will usually regret it. Why does she still do it from time to time? We don't know. Maybe it's the dark side in her. Oh... and she finally found out where SanrioAnimaniacs13 lived, but fortunately managed to forget the address.

Other Amy, Sally, and Mina silliness

  • TV Tropes had an article on them, but sadly is now removed from the site.
  • deviantART is where it's at if you want to see what's new from the three sluts who sing like crap.
  • They are even on Facebook.
  • They have a blog, too. It hasn't been updated much.
  • Fanfiction has been written about them. "Black Rose" could be considered an ASM fic, but isn't. Now "The Concert", yes, they even have the original song about Sonic and porn.
  • A YouTube plush series is in the works.
  • Sminny-Wew is a Tumblr account made by the woman who started it all. (Allison)

What ASM fangirls do

  • They watch the three human animals fuck Sonic while singing about his previous girlfriend dying.
  • They don't think Breezie (the girlfriend mentioned above) is a robot. Robosexuality isn't allowed! (Except for Metamy. That is COOL.)
  • They watch the three bitches cover Michael Jackson music along with dancing horribly.
  • They go to Sonic Fanon Wiki and whine about Amy, Sally, and Mina being "teh best band evar!!!!!!!!!!!11111one".
  • They vandalize the official Sonic wiki to say that Amy turned 8 again and is touring with Sally and Mina. YOU LYING!
  • They misspell liek dis and use double exclamation points, double question marks, and have a space before and after a hyphen. They also use "in'" instead of "ing" and will talk in all caps with multiple exclamation points if they're excited or angry. Like this!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm listenin' to Amy, Sally, and Mina and their new one - hit wonder. What??
  • They watch a fake TV show called "Sonic Night Live", a parody of Saturday Night Live. Different Sonic characters will host, but Amy, Sally, and Mina will almost always be the musical guest.
    • They also don't understand that "Sonic, Sonic" was a parody of "Chevy, Chevy", a song sung by Gilda Radner, Jane Curtin, and Laraine Newman for Chevy Chase on Saturday Night Live. Oh, no. They think "Sonic, Sonic" was a real song.
      • So they believe Gilda, Jane, and Laraine voice Amy, Sally, and Mina. That isn't true...Gilda is dead.
  • They are almost always purchasing a Wii to play on Friday nights. The game? "Unleashed"!
  • They write crappy fanfiction about them.
  • They want SEGA to make a game about them. Oh, and it has to be for the Wii, even though new games for it aren't made anymore.
  • They don't care about Luke Skywalker being zapped by Force lightning and screaming, which is almost the same exact thing as their favorite part of "Unleashed". Even though sonbreezie likes that scene, the fans just watch the crappy furry version.

Afterword

I think these are the same faggots who HATE Pokémon Black 2 and White 2, due to the lack of Hilbert and Hilda. (sonbreezie was one of them, though...)

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