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Jesse's favorite Sonic character to fap to is Cream the Rabbit, not because he's into little rabbits, but because he wants to BE Cream the Rabbit. That's right, Jesse is a little sissy boy that loves wearing women's panties, schoolgirl outfits, being the bottom and wanting a mommy to take care of him has a lot in common with Cream the Rabbit, and he naturally idolizes her. It's no surprise that Jesse's favorite part of the game is not getting to bone Cream, but rather a GAY JERK OFF SCENE OF SONIC AND KNUCKLES. Just listen to how excited Jesse gets during this scene.
Jesse's favorite Sonic character to fap to is Cream the Rabbit, not because he's into little rabbits, but because he wants to BE Cream the Rabbit. That's right, Jesse is a little sissy boy that loves wearing women's panties, schoolgirl outfits, being the bottom and wanting a mommy to take care of him has a lot in common with Cream the Rabbit, and he naturally idolizes her. It's no surprise that Jesse's favorite part of the game is not getting to bone Cream, but rather a GAY JERK OFF SCENE OF SONIC AND KNUCKLES. Just listen to how excited Jesse gets during this scene.
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===Reaction to his Article===[[File:Jessereaction1.png|thumb|700x700px|center|He knows lol]]
 
==Reaction to his Article==
[[File:Jessereaction1.png|thumb|700x700px|center|He knows lol]]


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JessePajamas (previously known as FireGoron, and FireGXLOL) is a sissy tryhard sonicfag who pretends to be a "remixer" but just runs downloaded MIDIs from VGMusic through Garageband and calls it a day. He is notoriously NOT known by anybody, in fact he's a complete nobody and no one gives a shit about him. Despite this, he is an attention and drama whore of the Sonic community.

An honest and believable reaction to literally any of Jesse's videos

History

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If there's anything that has remained consistent in Jesse's longrunning YouTube "career" its that he has never stopped trying to get attention by doing "edgy" videos. Rightfully so, they've all been unfunny and never got any views.

Before JessePajamas

Before Jesse went by his current and retarded moniker, his previous usernames were FireGoron, and FireGXLOL as well as many others that are too numerous to list and nobody gives a flying fuck anyway. On these accounts, Jesse mostly made imitation videos, stealing from and mocking others that were more popular than him. First he tried copying popular YouTubers at the time including Chris Crocker, and sexibabegirl1920, but then when that didn't work, he picked the Sonic community due to his love of Cream the Rabbit. Jesse proved to be not as funny as those he imitated and ended up ragequitting his FireGXLOL account when he couldn't seem to get any views on his videos. He and another gay user named Marge or something tried to even rip off Game Grumps by starting a duo commentary channel, but this was also bland and didn't get any views either.

Current Day

For reasons unknown, MugiMikey a decently known animator in the Sonicsphere on YouTube allows Jesse to insert his shitty MIDI replacement music into his videos now. Due to this small shred of relevancy, he decided to start up a new channel JessePajamas. On this channel, Jesse unsurprisingly creates unoriginal videos that are mere poor imitations of those more popular than himself. This time, he copies YouTubers like PremydaRemy, StephenKnux, and TWIP by doing "Sonic News" videos where all he does is steal other YouTuber's videos with a YouTube downloader and record himself talking about shit nobody cares about pertaining to whatever new info comes out about Cream the Rabbit. These videos get literally less than 100 views each and are yet another reminder that nothing Jesse ever makes will ever get noticed.

Drama

He is no stranger to drama. Wherever he goes, drama is soon to follow. Most of it adds up to the fact that Jesse never gets his way and goes out of his way to harass and offend those that upset his little sissy feelings.

Comment War Faggotry.

Deviant Art

Jesse has repeatedly antagonized people in the Sonic fandom including artists that refused to draw Jesse's OC having sex with Cream the Rabbit. This in turn saw Jesse creating a sock account "KairiMitzou" (still up to this day) and uploading their artwork under the video title "Stupid Sonic Couples" to spite them. These users were KKPinkFox, lightninxshidw, blazexfurykittyx and Illakulebubby and all are horrible Sonic fan artists that fight over which one of their OCs gets to be paired with Shadow. Ultimately, the video remained uploaded (at least Part 2) and these three artists have cried themselves to sleep every night since then, and have each committed the rest of their lives to disliking every video Jesse uploads on his new accounts. They also had a hand in writing his previous articles.

YouTube

Being a YouTuber that constantly mocks and harasses others, Jesse was bound to attract some negative attention to his channels. Many people have made video responses to his uploads including reaction videos, and rebuttals.

TheZealMaster, an everyday guy took issue with many things Jesse has said, including a time when Jesse gloated about having sex with a girl who was barely legal at the time.

Jesse even harassed minors on YouTube, including a butterball named 3FrogBoy in which Jesse stole his video and replaced the audio with a baby crying.

Twitter

Even on social media, Jesse has failed to obtain positive attention. Not surprisingly, the small notice he DID get was derogatory. Several users have spoke up about their opinions of Jesse and his catalog of content.

On a video by YouTuber GamerGuyd7Aces called "【Sonic Theory: Is Donald Trump the Real Dr. Eggman?】" was found by and commented on by Jesse, which to GamerGuy was the equivalent of take a drill on full speed right up his asshole. Gamer made several tweets about the incident, and publicly stated multiple times that he muted/blocked Jesse and warned his followers to never watch any of Jesse's videos (good advice honestly).

Another YouTuber named BlueRush1992 recognized that Jesse's videos are shit made a tweet slamming Jesse's Sonic Hentai Video (where Jesse ADMITS he jacks off to it). The tweet was liked by many who agreed, but Jesse attempted to write it off with a joke, but failed because he has no credibility anyway.

Attention Whore

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JessePjs gay

In every attempt to get noticed by those around him, Jesse has even leaked nudes online, revealing HE HAS NO COCK! That's right, Jesse has no dick or balls to fuck anyone. In fact, it's Jesse that wants to get fucked, in his ass! While wearing a schoolgirl uniform and women's panties lol.

EXPOSED!

Jesse is a sissy twink boy that wants to be "corrupted" by a "mommy domme!"

Youtube

Jesse, throughout the course of his life as a YouTuber has made repeated attempts to get noticed by upload content as edgy as possible. This even led him to wearing A BIKINI and dancing on camera. Rumor suggests that this video was what he would send to women he admired to try and show off his "slim" body type.

Jesse literally stole his sister's bikini top to make this video.
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SINGLE. SUBMISSIVE. BABYBOY.
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PLEASE SIT ON MY COCK MOMMY!

FetLife

Jesse once had a FetLife page (dating site for fags) and on it he admits he loves being a sissy bitch boy and taking it up the ass. His long ass bio was boring so here's the best bits:

"I am open for touching as long as you know all the right spots to touch me in (anywhere along my spine).Be forward with me. Reach out, touch me, put your hands on me, hug me, nuzzle me, do as your wish, i am very open to forwardness."

"i like playing innocent, no matter how experienced i get, i will always consider myself to be inexperienced and very new, simply because that's the mindset i prefer to be in.It makes roleplay much more fun when finding a woman who wants to "currupt" me."

"I prefer bottom."

On his fetlife Jesse also revealed that he likes to wear schoolgirl uniforms, and put vibrators up his ass. He also apparently admitted that he fantasized wearing women's panties and being fucked in the ass as someone pretends to be his "big sister." He also has a thing for femdom, "mommy dommes" and "mom/son roleplay" lol.

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ANAL. CREAM PORN. CROSSDRESSING!

e621

Like every Sonic fan, Jesse pays regular visits to furry porn website e621, in which he has an account. On it he has favorites tags including: crossdressing, armpits, sweat, dickgirls, ass spreading, anal, "male solo," gay, and femdom.

His profile and all his favorites picks can be seen here!

He follows SpazKidin3d like a lost puppy, begging him to continue his Rouge the Bat comic and even threatening him at gunpoint to be in his videos so that his "fans" will think he's friends with him. Several of Spaz's art can be seen in Jesse's favorites suggesting they're friends, but if you look at Jesse's twitter you'll see several tweets aimed at Spaz by Jesse but with no response whatsoever, further suggesting that Jesse is obsessively stalking him.

Babysitting Cream

Jesse's favorite Sonic character to fap to is Cream the Rabbit, not because he's into little rabbits, but because he wants to BE Cream the Rabbit. That's right, Jesse is a little sissy boy that loves wearing women's panties, schoolgirl outfits, being the bottom and wanting a mommy to take care of him has a lot in common with Cream the Rabbit, and he naturally idolizes her. It's no surprise that Jesse's favorite part of the game is not getting to bone Cream, but rather a GAY JERK OFF SCENE OF SONIC AND KNUCKLES. Just listen to how excited Jesse gets during this scene.

At 9:11 Jesse literally cums so hard the video breaks.

Reaction to his Article

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He knows lol

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