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New featured furfag, enjoy your cockwaffle
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Sonicfox'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Conner Lupindo Hemming or AshiPaws''' </big><sub>or whatever he decides to call himself next week</sub>}}
{{Ibrow|'' Real Name|Dominique McLean'''}}
{{Ibrow|'' Real Name|Zachary Scott White'''}}
{{Ibrow|'''Given Names| Sonicfox, Sonicfox5000}}
{{Ibrow|'''Given Names| Dracofoxy, Malik A. Pawtendo, Ashi Paws, AshiPawpers, Malik Azreal Megedagik, Ashiato H. Watakashi, Conner Lupindo Hemming, ShadowConner, ConnerFirehawk, KaneSmith, Canidane Foxclaw, StrawberryPawz, MacroFurry, Chronic Vil Megedagik, Corgifox}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Birthday|March 2, 1998'''}}
{{Ibrow|'''Birthday|Unknown (estimated 29)'''}}
{{Ibrow|'''Species|[[Gay|Homo]]'''}}
{{Ibrow|'''Species|[[Wolf]]'''}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sub-Species|[[Nigger|Black]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Sub-Species|[[Fake|Mimic]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Genus|[[Furry]]'''}}
{{Ibrow|'''Genus|[[Furry]]'''}}
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<div style="text-align: justify">'''Sonicfox''', a.k.a. [[Powerword|Dominique McLean]], is a self-described [[SJW]] [[an hero|anti-hero]] of his own making, who, as his [http://archive.is/XIyjn self-promoting] Wikipedia article claims, is capable of mastering all new games and characters at a phenomenal rate, most likely because he won't leave his house without his fur suit on.</div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify">'''Conner Lupindo Hemming''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Zachary Scott White''') is an [[asspie]] [[furfag]] whose tantrums have led him to make some rather [[homosexuality|unfortunate decisions in his life]]. Between plugging his shitty band or in the midst of a vendetta against any of his numerous former internet flings, Conner got the idea that [[X is not your personal army|he could entice Encyclopedia Dramatica to attack his enemies for him]] due to his crippling incompetency.</div><br />


<div style="text-align: justify">He has recently made a name for himself by overcoming his blackness and lack of opposable thumbs by becoming the highest-paid fighting games player in the world as of December 2018, proving that it is possible to make a living without having a life.</div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify">It all started, as it so often does, on a humble little website known as [[DeviantArt]]. Conner started out his ban evading when he got banned from chatrooms on dAmn, Deviantart's social network. From there it went to Secondlife, where he roomed with a few "friends", and threw a hissy fit when one of them left a cock waffle, a prim penis with a waffle texture on it, in his room. He later claimed that setting eyes upon that cockwaffle actually turned him into the cock-loving [[faggot]] he is today.</div><br />


<div style="text-align: justify">Like most left-leaning [[leftards|libtards]] with newfound fame, he is convinced that there is a right-wing conspiracy against him and has no qualms about voicing it, in some rather spectacular and [[lulz|lulzy]] ways. We must admit, it is better than most sitcoms on TV.</div><br />
{{quote|Seeing that cockwaffle actually turned me gay...|Conner [[Bullshit|claiming a prim penis on Secondlife turned him into a faggot]]}}><br />


{{Quote|I’m gay, Black, a furry—pretty much everything a Republican hates|[https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/gay-black-furry-sonicfox-esports-far-right/ Sonicfox at Game Awards]}}<br />
{{center|<big>'''[[Conner_Lupindo_Hemming|WE ALL LIKE A LITTLE COCKWAFFLE]]''' </big>}}
 
{{center|<big>'''[[Sonicfox|(( EVERYONE HATES A FURRY ))]]''' </big>}}

Revision as of 01:06, 29 December 2021

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Featured Article - Conner_Lupindo_Hemming
Conner Lupindo Hemming or AshiPaws or whatever he decides to call himself next week
Real Name Zachary Scott White
Given Names Dracofoxy, Malik A. Pawtendo, Ashi Paws, AshiPawpers, Malik Azreal Megedagik, Ashiato H. Watakashi, Conner Lupindo Hemming, ShadowConner, ConnerFirehawk, KaneSmith, Canidane Foxclaw, StrawberryPawz, MacroFurry, Chronic Vil Megedagik, Corgifox
Nationality: Americunt  
Birthday Unknown (estimated 29)
Species Wolf
Sub-Species Mimic
Genus Furry


Conner Lupindo Hemming (Powerword: Zachary Scott White) is an asspie furfag whose tantrums have led him to make some rather unfortunate decisions in his life. Between plugging his shitty band or in the midst of a vendetta against any of his numerous former internet flings, Conner got the idea that he could entice Encyclopedia Dramatica to attack his enemies for him due to his crippling incompetency.


It all started, as it so often does, on a humble little website known as DeviantArt. Conner started out his ban evading when he got banned from chatrooms on dAmn, Deviantart's social network. From there it went to Secondlife, where he roomed with a few "friends", and threw a hissy fit when one of them left a cock waffle, a prim penis with a waffle texture on it, in his room. He later claimed that setting eyes upon that cockwaffle actually turned him into the cock-loving faggot he is today.


   
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Seeing that cockwaffle actually turned me gay...
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—Conner claiming a prim penis on Secondlife turned him into a faggot

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WE ALL LIKE A LITTLE COCKWAFFLE
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