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* '''Sofia Theotoky''' | * '''Sofia Theotoky''' | ||
This whore spends most of her blogging time talking about good conservative [[Biting Beaver|womyn]], which is pretty goddamn hypocritical because this bitch hasn't spent one day in the [[kitchen]] making a man a sandwich. On her blog page she calls herself a [[Batshit insane|rare breed]] of [[USI|philosopher]]. This is [[bullshit]], because bitches like her come in droves. Not to mention the ongoing paradox caused by her [[women|not being in the kitchen]] | This whore spends most of her blogging time talking about good conservative [[Biting Beaver|womyn]], which is pretty goddamn hypocritical because this bitch hasn't spent one day in the [[kitchen]] making a man a sandwich. On her blog page she calls herself a [[Batshit insane|rare breed]] of [[USI|philosopher]]. This is [[bullshit]], because bitches like her come in droves. Not to mention the ongoing paradox caused by her [[women|not being in the kitchen]] | ||
* '''Frank Azzurro''' | * '''Frank Azzurro''' | ||
As a young boy, Frank was [[trolled|made fun of]] for having a silly last name. | As a young boy, Frank was [[trolled|made fun of]] for having a silly last name. | ||
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So Frank, deep in homicidal Christian [[rage]] threw himself into his father's whiskey cabinet. After his father got home and [[Rape|beat him]], he explained to the young Frank all the wonders of alcohol. | So Frank, deep in homicidal Christian [[rage]] threw himself into his father's whiskey cabinet. After his father got home and [[Rape|beat him]], he explained to the young Frank all the wonders of alcohol. | ||
So little Frankie grew up, got married, and had two little rapelets of his own. Frank then decided he had become [[unwarranted self importance|important enough]] to express his ideals to the internet! Mr Assurro now spends his time when he is not in a drunken stupor posting [[Lies|well thought out]] articles for [[Noone|everyone to read]]! | So little Frankie grew up, got married, and had two little rapelets of his own. Frank then decided he had become [[unwarranted self importance|important enough]] to express his ideals to the internet! Mr Assurro now spends his time when he is not in a drunken stupor posting [[Lies|well thought out]] articles for [[Noone|everyone to read]]! | ||
== Notable Trolls == | |||
*'''Tiny Midget''' | |||
Tiny Midget was a small burrowing homosexual mammal who delivered epic trollings of Corrupt.org and the old ANUS.com site. He is [[Some argue|widely regarded]] as being the true father of Levy_Spearmen. | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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* [http://www.corrupt.org/ Corrupt.org] | * [http://www.corrupt.org/ Corrupt.org] | ||
* [http://www.anus.com/ anus.com] | |||
* [[Weev]] [http://www.corrupt.org/act/interviews/weev interview] | * [[Weev]] [http://www.corrupt.org/act/interviews/weev interview] | ||
* [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] [http://www.corrupt.org/data/files/pekka-eric_auvinen/ article] AN HERO TO US ALL | * [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] [http://www.corrupt.org/data/files/pekka-eric_auvinen/ article] AN HERO TO US ALL | ||
Revision as of 22:54, 4 March 2013
Ever wondered what happened to those kids back in school you thought could go on a killing spree, but never did? Well, they ended up crying on Corrupt.org; one of the greatest satirical websites dedicated to ripping a new asshole into liberals and other fucktards in society.
Unfortunately they have bad aim and often rip into scientists and people that actually know more about history than they do instead. Lead by many closet homos that consider themselves the pinnacle of human perfection, they write fantastic columns about really cool stuff. When visiting, just remember they are “remaking modern society” from the comfort of their armchairs, you lazy faggots.
Corrupt.org A Mission of tl;dr
When opening the website the first thing any unsuspecting Anon is hit with is a Wall of Text that could protect China from the Mongols. Most of the updates on this behemoth of information deal with their private lives and how it relates to good strong conservative values. However, the columnist of Corrupt.org will sometimes mix up the shitstorm by complaining about liberals, the evils of niggers, and how much it hurt after Obama raped them senseless. Anyone brave enough to try and read all the hundreds upon hundreds of horrible articles may just want to grab a couple proxies and take a quick fap break.
Corrupt.org A Mission of Pedo
It is also of important notice that like many other places of Conservatism Pedophilia runs rampant like newfaggotry on b. Don't take my word for it, take theirs.
—-Lori Hosea, lover of little boys. She goes on to say; | ||
The Source of Shit. The Corrupt.org bloggers.
Every ocean of piss has a river that feeds it. Corrupt.org has multiple bloggers that consider all else little more than trickles of urine from your cock.
- Sofia Theotoky
This whore spends most of her blogging time talking about good conservative womyn, which is pretty goddamn hypocritical because this bitch hasn't spent one day in the kitchen making a man a sandwich. On her blog page she calls herself a rare breed of philosopher. This is bullshit, because bitches like her come in droves. Not to mention the ongoing paradox caused by her not being in the kitchen
- Frank Azzurro
As a young boy, Frank was made fun of for having a silly last name.
—- David Davidson, the mean liberal kid from across the street. | ||
So Frank, deep in homicidal Christian rage threw himself into his father's whiskey cabinet. After his father got home and beat him, he explained to the young Frank all the wonders of alcohol. So little Frankie grew up, got married, and had two little rapelets of his own. Frank then decided he had become important enough to express his ideals to the internet! Mr Assurro now spends his time when he is not in a drunken stupor posting well thought out articles for everyone to read!
Notable Trolls
- Tiny Midget
Tiny Midget was a small burrowing homosexual mammal who delivered epic trollings of Corrupt.org and the old ANUS.com site. He is widely regarded as being the true father of Levy_Spearmen.
See Also
External Links
- Corrupt.org
- anus.com
- Weev interview
- Pekka-Eric Auvinen article AN HERO TO US ALL
- Radio archive
| Corrupt.org is part of a series on Gay Republicans [OPEN THE CLOSET!]
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