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'''I Hate Horses''' (now know as [http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/ ifuckinghatehorses.com]) is a [[blog]] written by Glue Factory Bob and Dog Food Dale as a means to vent their [[h8|hatred]]. Keep in mind that Glue Factory Bob and Dog Food Dale may be one and the same. And what is it, exactly, that they hate so much? Horses. We're not fucking kidding. Most of their blog is spent stating how much they hate horses, how much they love anything that kills horses, how much they love glue, and how much they hate police for riding horses. Numerous [[pictures plz|pictures]] of horses in embarrassing situations are littered throughout their blog. They also seem to have an affection for [[all caps]].
'''I Hate Horses''' (now known as [http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/ ifuckinghatehorses.com]) is a [[blog]] written by Glue Factory Bob and Dog Food Dale as a means to vent their [[h8|hatred]]. Keep in mind that Glue Factory Bob and Dog Food Dale may be one and the same. And what is it, exactly, that they hate so much? Horses. We're not fucking kidding. Most of their blog is spent stating how much they hate horses, how much they love anything that kills horses, how much they love glue, and how much they hate police for riding horses. Numerous [[pictures plz|pictures]] of horses in embarrassing situations are littered throughout their blog. They also seem to have an affection for [[all caps]].


[[PETA]] (People Eating Tasty Animals) spokesman Spitz agrees with Rachelle:
[[PETA]] (People Eating Tasty Animals) spokesman Spitz agrees with Rachelle:


<blockquote>"''rachelle is right. this isn't funny. horses are the victims of abuse every day. you guys should be ashamed.''"</blockquote>
{{Quote|rachelle is right. this isn't funny. horses are the victims of abuse every day. you guys should be ashamed.}}


Both upstanding citizens are wrong. Horse hating is [[funny]] as hell. Almost as fun as sniffing glue, physically participating in the brutal vivisection of a living foal with a blunt Gillette or [[Mr._Hands|getting his ass torn apart by a stallion]].
Both upstanding citizens are wrong. Horse hating is [[funny]] as hell. Almost as fun as sniffing glue, physically participating in the brutal vivisection of a living foal with a blunt Gillette or [[Mr. Hands|getting his ass torn apart by a stallion]].


==Comments==
==Comments==
===Horse Lovers===
===Horse Lovers===
The main drama of course comes from the [[mr. Hands|horse-lovers]] themselves, [[shocked and appalled]] to discover such a hateful blog. Only [[ALL CAPS|CAPS LOCKS KEYS]] can express their true feelings.
The main drama of course comes from the [[Zoophiles|horse-lovers]] themselves, [[shocked and appalled]] to discover such a hateful blog. Only [[ALL CAPS|CAPS LOCKS KEYS]] can express their true feelings.


<center><gallery>
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File:Horse Lovers comments 1.PNG|A clever retort from an [[bestiality|avid horse fan]]
File:Horse Lovers comments 1.PNG|A clever retort from an [[bestiality|avid horse fan]]
File:Horse Lovers comments 3.PNG|Unleashing the fucking fury.
File:Horse Lovers comments 3.PNG|Unleashing the fucking [[RAGE|fury]].
File:Horse Lovers comments 4.PNG|But what if a pony should log on and see this?
File:Horse Lovers comments 4.PNG|But what if a pony should log on and see this?
File:Horse Lovers comments 5.PNG|Suck what?
File:Horse Lovers comments 5.PNG|Suck what?
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File:Horse Haters comment 4.PNG|Even [[God]] hates horses.
File:Horse Haters comment 4.PNG|Even [[God]] hates horses.
File:Horse Haters comment 5.PNG|Somewhat ironically this would actually be a reason to ''like'' horses.
File:Horse Haters comment 5.PNG|Somewhat ironically this would actually be a reason to ''like'' horses.
File:Horse Haters comment 6.PNG|Fuck it! Let's just nuke 'em!!1!
File:Horse Haters comment 6.PNG|Fuck it! Let's just nuke [[Korea|'em]]!!1!
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</gallery></center>


==Youtube==
==Youtube==
Apparently I Hate Horses has created multiple youtube accounts for the lulz, and it has started a shitstorm and a [[Internet tough guy|youtube war]]. Apparently horse lovers really are dumber than [[retard|shit]].
Apparently I Hate Horses has created multiple youtube accounts [[for the lulz]], and it has started a [[shitstorm]] and a [[Internet tough guy|youtube war]]. Apparently horse lovers really are dumber than [[retard|shit]].


http://www.youtube.com/user/ihatehorses32
http://www.youtube.com/user/ihatehorses32

Revision as of 23:52, 2 August 2011

One of the many horses worthy of your hatred.

I Hate Horses (now known as ifuckinghatehorses.com) is a blog written by Glue Factory Bob and Dog Food Dale as a means to vent their hatred. Keep in mind that Glue Factory Bob and Dog Food Dale may be one and the same. And what is it, exactly, that they hate so much? Horses. We're not fucking kidding. Most of their blog is spent stating how much they hate horses, how much they love anything that kills horses, how much they love glue, and how much they hate police for riding horses. Numerous pictures of horses in embarrassing situations are littered throughout their blog. They also seem to have an affection for all caps.

PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) spokesman Spitz agrees with Rachelle:

   
“ 		 
rachelle is right. this isn't funny. horses are the victims of abuse every day. you guys should be ashamed.
  		„
  		 

Both upstanding citizens are wrong. Horse hating is funny as hell. Almost as fun as sniffing glue, physically participating in the brutal vivisection of a living foal with a blunt Gillette or getting his ass torn apart by a stallion.

Comments

Horse Lovers

The main drama of course comes from the horse-lovers themselves, shocked and appalled to discover such a hateful blog. Only CAPS LOCKS KEYS can express their true feelings.

Horse Haters

Equally loud and retarded are the blog's fan, who seemingly have not realised they too are the targets of pointless internet rage.

Youtube

Apparently I Hate Horses has created multiple youtube accounts for the lulz, and it has started a shitstorm and a youtube war. Apparently horse lovers really are dumber than shit.

http://www.youtube.com/user/ihatehorses32 http://www.youtube.com/user/ihatehorses31


More Comments

FUCK U BASTARD!!!!! GO SUCK UR OWN DICK AND GET UR ASS OFF UTUBE!!!

stop it please no one likes you and what kind of pesron doese this to inosin people i am 13 and your 35 what kind of bitch are you just please stop

um peopel like you are the reson we have a midle finger bitch ans did you do that i hate you if you would just get on one you would see why we love them bitch

i got to tell you something bitch fucking go to hell you fucking bitch horses should hate you bitch

Gallery

  • "We can't kill foxes? Fine - let's kill something else ..."
    "We can't kill foxes? Fine - let's kill something else ..."
  • In reality, Chip Bob and Dale like to fap to images like this.
    In reality, Chip Bob and Dale like to fap to images like this.
  • This one gets them wet.
    This one gets them wet.
  • Castration. Use to troll horse lovers.
    Castration. Use to troll horse lovers.
  • For that smoooooth taste.
    For that smoooooth taste.
  • They can't afford KY, so they use this instead. Plus it gave them AIDs.
    They can't afford KY, so they use this instead. Plus it gave them AIDs.
  • For everybody who loved The Godfather.
    For everybody who loved The Godfather.

See Also

I Hate Horses
is part of a series on
Bad things that happen to animals
Basic Concepts [-+]

Animal Abuse • Bestiality • Furry • Hunting • Taxidermy

Meet the Menagerie:

Badgers • Bats • Bears • Bees • Birds • Bunnies • California Pet Laws 1/1/19 • Cats • Chickens • Chihuahuas • Cows • Crabs • Crows • Dinosaurs • Dogs • Ducks • Eagles • Fish • Foxes • Frogs • Giant Isopods • Octopuses • Pandas • Parakeets • Parrots • Penguins • Pigs • Rats • Sharks • Sheep • Snakes • Spiders • Turtles • Walruse • Wolves

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