Antoine Dodson: Difference between revisions

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Antoine Dodson is a notable African American living in the beautifully diverse neighborhood of Lincoln Park in Huntsville, Alabama. He became jealous that the rapist who broke into the home he shares with his family passed him up for his sister. Since the perp was not gay, Antoine instead helped save his sister Kelly from surprise sex in her own bed.

Local news covered the story, and included an interview with Antoine, and his sister.

The Internet responded positively to the hilarity of the interview with the super-flamboyant Antoine and remix videos were swiftly produced. He is not yet a member of the GNAA.

The Original Interview

Hide em, cuz dey ræpin errbody out here!!1

	“	Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln Park. He's climbin in your windows, he's snatchin yo people up, tryin to rape 'em, so y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, cuz they rapin errbody out here.	„
	—Antoine Dodson, on life in the projects

	“	We got yo tshirt, you left fingerprints and all. You are so dumb... you are really dumb, fo real.	„
	—Antoine Dodson, on the perp doing it wrong

	“	You don't have to come and confess that you did it. We lookin fo you, we gon find you. I'm lettin you know dat nah, so you can run and tell dat. Homeboy!! rolls eyes	„
	—Antoine Dodson

Local News Station Discovers the Internet

<video type="youtube" id="-hdC16-cTQ0" width="480" height="360" desc="Local news station learning about how the Internet works." frame="true" position="center"/> The local news station soon discovered people were watching copies of their show covering Dodson. One news anchor, having recently read a New York Times article about viral videos, thought this was important and decided to cash in. Dodson, wearing the attire of a fashionable gay nigger, was interviewed about the Internet's reaction.

Dodson's YouTube Channel

<video type="youtube" id="4gVMkH0HmjQ" width="480" height="360" desc="Dodson doing the hair of a white woman" frame="true" position="center"/> Dodson has further proved that all black men love white women, even if they are gay. This video also makes the racial statement that white women are, overall, more desirable. Not just for loving, but for their sexy hair. He has launched a Youtube channel in which he will continue to post his interactions with white women. He also claimed the video was the #1 most watched video on youtube.

Bed Intruder Song

Made because Auto Tune is what everyone must add to any video that has any amount of lulz in it, thus killing the lulz like AIDS killed the gays. Disregard the fact that we posted this as Video of the Now last Thursday.

Extended Rap Version

Made because the original creators of the video were angry at the fags stealing their video and REPOSTING it to gain a few lulz and completely succeeding. They tried preventing newfags from stealing it by putting their picture at the beginning and end of the video.

Covers and Fan Videos

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External Links

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Memes

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+'''Antoine Dodson''' is a notable [[GNAA|African American]] living in the [[ghetto|beautifully diverse]] neighborhood of [[Linkin Park|Lincoln Park]] in Huntsville, [[Alabama]]. He became jealous that the rapist who broke into the home he [[basement dweller|shares with his family]] passed him up for [[almost raped|his sister]]. Since the perp was [[not gay]], Antoine instead helped save his sister Kelly from [[surprise sex]] in her own bed.
-[[Image:Jaoloaaco.jpg|thumb|200px|Antoine warns about Al Qaeda]]'''Antoine Dodson''' is a notable [[GNAA|African American]] living in the [[ghetto|beautifully diverse]] neighborhood of [[Linkin Park|Lincoln Park]] in Huntsville, [[Alabama]]. He became [[Jellyous|jealous]] that the rapist who broke into the home he [[basement dweller|shares with his family]] passed him up for [[almost raped|his sister]]. Since the perp was [[not gay]], Antoine instead helped save sis from [[surprise sex]] in her own bed.
 [[Old media|Local news]] covered the story, and included an [[awesome|interview with Antoine]], and [[boring|his sister]].
-YouTubers quickly appreciated the hilarity of an interview with the [[gay|super-flamboyant]] Antoine and remix videos were swiftly produced. He is not yet a member of the [[GNAA]].
+The Internet responded positively to the hilarity of the interview with the [[gay|super-flamboyant]] Antoine and remix videos were swiftly produced. He is not yet a member of the [[GNAA]].
 ==The Original Interview==
+[[File:Hideyokids.jpg|thumb|Hide em, cuz dey ræpin errbody out here!!1]]
 <video type="youtube" id="EzNhaLUT520" width="480" height="360" desc="Rape is a terrible reality for Lincoln Park." frame="true" position="center"/>
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 {{Quote2|You don't have to come and confess that you did it. We lookin fo you, we gon find you. I'm lettin you know dat nah, so you can run and tell dat. Homeboy!! *rolls eyes*|Antoine Dodson||color=silver|size=360%}}
-==Local News Station Freaks Out About People Watching Their Videos==
+==Local News Station Discovers the Internet==
+[[File:YouTube_they_raping_everybody.PNG|thumb|Even YouTube recognizes that they're rapin' errbody out here.]]
 <video type="youtube" id="-hdC16-cTQ0" width="480" height="360" desc="Local news station learning about how the Internet works." frame="true" position="center"/>
-The local news station [[rage|freaked]] out when one of their interns visited the internet and found out people were [[piracy|watching copies]] of their show covering Dodson. One news anchor, having recently read an NYT article about viral videos, thought this was important and decided to cash in. They contacted Dodson again, wearing the attire of a fashionable [[GNAA|gay nigger]], and interviewed him about the [[shit nobody cares about|Internet]].
+The local news station soon discovered people were [[piracy|watching copies]] of their show covering Dodson. One news anchor, having recently read a ''New York Times'' article about viral videos, thought this was important and decided to cash in. Dodson, wearing the attire of a fashionable [[GNAA|gay nigger]], was interviewed about the Internet's reaction.
-==White Woman==
+==Dodson's YouTube Channel==
+[[File:We_have_a_rapist.jpg|thumb]]
 <video type="youtube" id="4gVMkH0HmjQ" width="480" height="360" desc="Dodson doing the hair of a white woman" frame="true" position="center"/>
 Dodson has further proved that all black men [[rape|love]] white women, even if they are [[homosexual|gay]]. This video also makes the [[not racist|racial]] statement that white [[whores|women]] are, overall, more desirable. Not just for [[rape|loving]], but for their [[ugly|sexy]] hair.
-He has launched a [[Youtube|Jewtube]] channel in which he will continue to post his [[rape|interactions]] with white women. He also claimed the video was the #1 [[bullshit| most watched video on youtube]]
+He has launched [http://www.youtube.com/user/antoinedodson24 a Youtube channel] in which he will continue to post his [[rape|interactions]] with white women. He also claimed the video was the #1 [[bullshit| most watched video on youtube]].
-==Rap Video==
-<video type="youtube" id="hMtZfW2z9dw" width="480" height="360" desc="Dodson says he's never seen the perp before, but sends this warning to whoever is responsible." frame="true" position="center"/>
+==''Bed Intruder Song''==
+[[File:Lincoln_Park_Rapist.jpg‎|thumb|[[I see what you did there|Which one is the rapist?]]]]
+<video type="youtube" id="hMtZfW2z9dw" width="480" height="360" desc="Rap video" frame="true" position="center"/>
 Made because [[T-Pain|Auto Tune]] is what everyone must add to any video that has any amount of [[lulz]] in it, thus [[kill it with fire|killing]] the lulz like [[AIDS]] killed the [[You|gays]]. [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|Disregard]] the fact that we posted this as Video of the Now [[Last Thursday|last Thursday]].
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 ===Extended Rap Version===
-<video type="youtube" id="VKsVSBhSwJg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" width="480" height="360" desc="She has your SCENT, homeboy. Dodson offers a description of the perp." frame="true" position="center"/>
+<video type="youtube" id="VKsVSBhSwJg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" width="480" height="360" desc="Extended rap version" frame="true" position="center"/>
 Made because the original creators of the video were angry at the [[pirate|fags]] stealing their video and REPOSTING it to gain a few [[lulz]] and completely succeeding. They tried preventing [[newfag|newfags]] from [[theft|stealing]] it by putting their picture at the beginning and end of the video.
-=== Other Remixes ===
+== Covers and Fan Videos ==
+[[File:Dodsonmushroomretainer.jpg|thumb|[[Mario|Koopa]] is a real rapist.]]
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-==== Lyrics ====
-[[File:YouTube_they_raping_everybody.PNG|thumb|Even YouTube recognizes that they're rapin' errbody out here.]]
-[[File:Hideyokids.jpg|thumb|Hide em, cuz dey ræpin errbody out here!!1]]
-[[File:We_have_a_rapist.jpg|thumb]]
-[[File:Dodsonmushroomretainer.jpg|thumb|[[Mario|Koopa]] is a real rapist.]]
-UHH WELL OBVIOUSLY,We hav' a rapist in Lincoln Park<br>
-He's climbin' yo windows<br>
-He's snatchin' yo people up<br>
-Tryna to rape em' so y'all need to<br>
-Hide your kids, hide your wife<br>
-Hide your kids, hide your wife<br>
-Hide your kids, hide your wife<br>
-And hide your husband<br>
-cuz they're rapin' errbody out here<br>
-You don't have to come and confess<br>
-We're lookin for you<br>
-We gon find you<br>
-We gon find you<br>
-So you can run and tell that<br>
-Run and tell that<br>
-Run and tell that<br>
-Homeboy,Home,Home,Homeboy<br>
-We got your t-shirt<br>
-You done left fingerprints and all<br>
-You are so dumb<br>
-You are really dumb,fo real<br>
-The man got away leaving behind evidence<br>
-I was attacked by some idiot in the Projects<br>
-So dumb,so dumb,so dumb,SO<br>
-He's climbin' yo windows<br>
-He's snatchin' yo people up<br>
-Tryna to rape em' so y'all need to<br>
-Hide your kids, hide your wife<br>
-Hide your kids, hide your wife<br>
-Hide your kids, hide your wife<br>
-And hide your husband<br>
-cuz they're rapin' errbody out here<br>
-You don't have to come and confess<br>
-We're lookin for you<br>
-We gon find you<br>
-We gon find you<br>
-So you can run and tell that<br>
-Run and tell that<br>
-Run and tell that<br>
-Homeboy,Home,Home,Homeboy<br>
-[[File:Lincoln_Park_Rapist.jpg‎|thumb|[[I see what you did there|Which one is the rapist?]]]]
-<br>
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Antoine Dodson: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 04:23, 30 August 2011

Contents

The Original Interview

Local News Station Discovers the Internet

Dodson's YouTube Channel

Bed Intruder Song

Extended Rap Version

Covers and Fan Videos

External Links

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Antoine Dodson: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 04:23, 30 August 2011

The Original Interview

Local News Station Discovers the Internet

Dodson's YouTube Channel

Bed Intruder Song

Extended Rap Version

Covers and Fan Videos

External Links

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