C++

C++ is C's evil twin brother. Imagine there is that guy who always ruins the fun. That is C++. It was developed by Bjarne Stroustrup at least 100 years ago and is used by fat nerds to perform black magic on their computers.

Basically, this is C with all the extended jizz jazz. But the only reason you want to use it is because of the classes. It also comes with typesafe code, multiple inheritance and backwards compatibility.

Example plz

So you want to learn it? Fine. You have to learn C first before you can make sense out of this.

 #include <stdio.h>
 
 void anHero()
 {
     exit(0);
 }
 
 class You
 {
 public:
     You()
     {
         brain = true;
         power = 1;
         success = 0;
     }
 
     ~You()
     {
         anHero();
     }
 
     void doItFaggot()
     {
         success = 0;
     }
 
     bool brain;
     int power;
     float success;
 };
 
 int main(int argc, char **argv)
 {
     You *newfag = new You();
 
     while (true)
     {
         newfag->power++;
 
         if (newfag->power > 9000)
         {
             newfag->brain = false;
             newfag->success += 0.01;
 
             newfag->power = 0;
         }
 
         
         newfag->doItFaggot();
 
         if (newfag->success == 1)
         {
             printf("You Win The Game\n");
             break;
         }
     }
 
     printf("HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS\n");
     return 1;
 }

Explanation

Compile it with the compiler of your choice and execute it. You do not understand anything? Alright, let me translate into English.

1. First, the program creates You
2. It enters an infinite loop
   
3. Your power is increased by 1
   
4. If your power is not over 9000, jump to 8
   
5. Your brain dies
   
6. Your success increases
   
7. Your power gets vaporized
   
8. Alright, now you DO IT FAGGOT
   
9. That means, you are a sick fuck and have no success.
   
10. You get bored and leave doItFaggot
    
11. If you are successful, You Win The Game and jump to 13
    
12. Go back to step 3
    
13. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Makes sense, amirite? Okay Okay. Your exercise is to make sense out of that. Use Google and browse some C++ tutorials. Try to win the game. If you done that, you could even expand the code to greater detail, you sick fuck.

See Also

• Programming
• C
• Nerd

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