Revision as of 19:13, 18 April 2011

C++ is C's evil twin brother. Imagine there is that guy who always ruins the fun. That is C++. It was developed by Bjarne Stroustrup at least 100 years ago and is used by fat nerds to perform black magic on their computers.

Basically, this is C with all the extended jizz jazz. But the only reason you want to use it is because of the classes. It also comes with typesafe code, multiple inheritance and backwards compatibility.

Example plz

So you want to learn it? Fine. You have to learn C first before you can make sense out of this.

 #include <stdio.h>
 
 void anHero()
 {
     exit(0);
 }
 
 class You
 {
 public:
     You()
     {
         brain = true;
         power = 1;
         success = 0;
     }
 
     ~You()
     {
         anHero();
     }
 
     void doItFaggot()
     {
         success = 0;
     }
 
     bool brain;
     int power;
     float success;
 };
 
 int main(int argc, char **argv)
 {
     You *newfag = new You();
 
     while (true)
     {
         newfag->power++;
 
         if (newfag->power > 9000)
         {
             newfag->brain = false;
             newfag->success += 0.01;
 
             newfag->power = 0;
         }
 
         
         newfag->doItFaggot();
 
         if (newfag->success == 1)
         {
             printf("You Win The Game\n");
             break;
         }
     }
 
     printf("HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS\n");
     return 1;
 }

Explanation

Compile it with the compiler of your choice and execute it. You do not understand anything? Alright, let me translate into English.

First, the program creates You
It enters an infinite loop
Your power is increased by 1
If your power is not over 9000, jump to 8
Your brain dies
Your success increases
Your power gets vaporized
Alright, now you DO IT FAGGOT
That means, you are a sick fuck and have no success.
You get bored and leave doItFaggot
If you are successful, You Win The Game and jump to 13
Go back to step 3
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Makes sense, amirite? Okay Okay. Your exercise is to make sense out of that. Use Google and browse some C++ tutorials. Try to win the game. If you done that, you could even expand the code to greater detail, you sick fuck.