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Anti-semitism begins when someone disagrees with a Jew. Because noone can agree with all Jews, everyone is anti-semitic, including all Jews. Some argue this is ironic and makes accusations of anti-semitism a prime example of meaningless noise. | Anti-semitism begins when someone disagrees with a [[Jew]]. Because [[noone]] can agree with all Jews, everyone is anti-semitic, including all Jews. [[Some argue]] this is [[Irony|ironic]] and makes accusations of anti-semitism a prime example of [[meaningless noise]]. | ||
Anti-semitism is actually a tactic that Israelites use to make goyim feel ashamed and embarassed. Such accusations are all the more devious because 99% of Jews are not of any Semitic heritage whatsoever. In fact, they are descended from the Khazars, today's Armenians, one of the world's most anti-semitic nations! Experts at Stormfront confirm this. These Khazars became Jews en masse hundreds of years ago because they rightly saw it as a good strategy to control the world's banking and media networks, and to be "the hidden hand" behind all major international policy decisions. And if any Jew pipes up with some Zionist propaganda like "there's absolutely no anthropological or genetic evidence for this claim" or "not one mainstream scholar has backed this theory" tell him to gas chamber or gtfo. | Anti-semitism is actually a tactic that Israelites use to make [[Christians|goyim]] feel ashamed and embarassed. Such accusations are all the more devious because 99% of Jews are not of any Semitic heritage whatsoever. In fact, they are descended from the Khazars, today's [[Armenians]], one of the world's most anti-semitic nations! Experts at [[KKK|Stormfront]] confirm this. These Khazars became Jews en masse [[Last thursday|hundreds of years ago]] because they rightly saw it as a good strategy to control the world's banking and [[media]] networks, and to be "the hidden hand" behind all major international policy decisions. And if any Jew pipes up with some Zionist propaganda like "there's absolutely no anthropological or genetic evidence for this claim" or "not one mainstream scholar has backed this theory" tell him to gas chamber or [[gtfo]]. | ||
==Reasons for anti-semitism== | ==Reasons for anti-semitism== | ||
[[Image:Wikinazi.gif|thumb|Amusingly, "Jew" and "Nazi" are often synonymous]] | |||
Most people are anti-semitic because the Jews basically suck. The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, or PEZ, has been a best-seller since even before 9/11, and it is widely acknowledged to be truth. | Most people are anti-semitic because the Jews basically suck. [[The Protocols of the Elders of Zion]], or [[http://www.pez.com PEZ]], has been a best-seller since even before [[JEWS DID WTC|9/11]], and it is widely acknowledged to be truth. | ||
Their language, Hebrew, sounds like a cat clearing a hairball. Kraut-talk is a sweet lullaby in comparison. | Their language, Hebrew, sounds like a cat clearing a hairball. [[Nazi|Kraut-talk]] is a sweet lullaby in comparison. | ||
Their other language, Yiddish, sounds like recorded English played backwards and imitated by a retard. The Yids eat dumplings at almost every meal, brussels sprouts every night, and crackers that taste like cardboard. | Their other language, Yiddish, sounds like recorded English played backwards and imitated by a [[retard]]. The Yids eat dumplings at almost every meal, brussels sprouts every night, and crackers that taste like cardboard. | ||
They have names like "Mordechai," "Schlomo" and "Yechiel." | They have names like "Mordechai," "Schlomo" and "Yechiel." | ||
They crucified Jesus. | They [[Easter|crucified]] [[Jesus]]. | ||
They did WTC | They did [[JEWS DID WTC|WTC]] | ||
The Hebes don't even believe in X-mas! When they finally succeed in taking over absolutely everything, you'll be saying "shalom" to that filthy foreskin you spend so much time playing with. | The Hebes don't even believe in [[Christmas|X-mas]]! When they finally succeed in taking over absolutely everything, you'll be saying "[[Circumcision|shalom]]" to that [[Smegma|filthy]] [[foreskin]] you spend so much time [[Masturbation|playing]] with. | ||
==Anti-semitism on Wikipedia== | ==Anti-semitism on Wikipedia== | ||
The Wikipedia Jews cultivate anti-semitism as hard as they can. Notorious Jews like Jayjg push and provoke the non-Jews (particularly the Mohammedans) into anger by arbitrarily reverting hours of passionate, erudite drudgery they've done on some extra-super important topic or another, and then banning them when they object. Result: Anti-semitism. | The Wikipedia Jews cultivate anti-semitism as hard as they can. Notorious Jews like [[Jayjg]] push and provoke the non-Jews (particularly the [[Muslims|Mohammedans]]) into anger by arbitrarily reverting hours of [[Gay|passionate]], erudite drudgery they've done on some extra-super important topic or another, and then banning them when they object. Result: Anti-semitism. | ||
==Interesting facts about anti-semitism== | ==Interesting facts about anti-semitism== | ||
Anti-semitism probably caused Auschwitz. Hitler was actually not anti-semitic, as historians have misleadingly claimed. In fact, Hitler's mother was Jewish, and he attended synagogue all his life. Unfortunately, Hitler was tricked by his rabbi into making some obnoxious speeches during the temple's Hannukah play. It was supposed to be a comedy! But those retarded Polacks thought he was serious, started the war, and got Auschwitz all fired up. After the war, the Jews blamed everything on Germany, out of spite. | Anti-semitism [[probably]] caused [[Auschwitz]]. Hitler was actually not anti-semitic, as historians have misleadingly claimed. In fact, Hitler's mother was Jewish, and he attended synagogue all his life. Unfortunately, Hitler was tricked by his rabbi into making some obnoxious speeches during the temple's [[Christmas|Hannukah]] play. It was supposed to be a comedy! But those [[retarded]] Polacks thought he was serious, started the war, and got Auschwitz all fired up. After the war, the Jews blamed everything on Germany, out of spite. | ||
Famous anti-semites include: | Famous anti-semites include: | ||
* You | * [[You]] | ||
* Me | * [[Me]] | ||
* Hitler | * [[Hitler]] | ||
* Everyone | * Everyone | ||
* Jesus | * [[Jesus]] | ||
* Blu Aardvark, according to your average Wikipedophile moron. | * [[Blu Aardvark]], according to your average Wikipedophile moron. | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
* Anti-Dentite | * [[Jerry Seinfeld|Anti-Dentite]] | ||
Revision as of 10:10, 19 April 2011
Anti-semitism begins when someone disagrees with a Jew. Because noone can agree with all Jews, everyone is anti-semitic, including all Jews. Some argue this is ironic and makes accusations of anti-semitism a prime example of meaningless noise.
Anti-semitism is actually a tactic that Israelites use to make goyim feel ashamed and embarassed. Such accusations are all the more devious because 99% of Jews are not of any Semitic heritage whatsoever. In fact, they are descended from the Khazars, today's Armenians, one of the world's most anti-semitic nations! Experts at Stormfront confirm this. These Khazars became Jews en masse hundreds of years ago because they rightly saw it as a good strategy to control the world's banking and media networks, and to be "the hidden hand" behind all major international policy decisions. And if any Jew pipes up with some Zionist propaganda like "there's absolutely no anthropological or genetic evidence for this claim" or "not one mainstream scholar has backed this theory" tell him to gas chamber or gtfo.
Reasons for anti-semitism
Most people are anti-semitic because the Jews basically suck. The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, or [PEZ], has been a best-seller since even before 9/11, and it is widely acknowledged to be truth.
Their language, Hebrew, sounds like a cat clearing a hairball. Kraut-talk is a sweet lullaby in comparison.
Their other language, Yiddish, sounds like recorded English played backwards and imitated by a retard. The Yids eat dumplings at almost every meal, brussels sprouts every night, and crackers that taste like cardboard.
They have names like "Mordechai," "Schlomo" and "Yechiel."
They did WTC
The Hebes don't even believe in X-mas! When they finally succeed in taking over absolutely everything, you'll be saying "shalom" to that filthy foreskin you spend so much time playing with.
Anti-semitism on Wikipedia
The Wikipedia Jews cultivate anti-semitism as hard as they can. Notorious Jews like Jayjg push and provoke the non-Jews (particularly the Mohammedans) into anger by arbitrarily reverting hours of passionate, erudite drudgery they've done on some extra-super important topic or another, and then banning them when they object. Result: Anti-semitism.
Interesting facts about anti-semitism
Anti-semitism probably caused Auschwitz. Hitler was actually not anti-semitic, as historians have misleadingly claimed. In fact, Hitler's mother was Jewish, and he attended synagogue all his life. Unfortunately, Hitler was tricked by his rabbi into making some obnoxious speeches during the temple's Hannukah play. It was supposed to be a comedy! But those retarded Polacks thought he was serious, started the war, and got Auschwitz all fired up. After the war, the Jews blamed everything on Germany, out of spite.
Famous anti-semites include:
- You
- Me
- Hitler
- Everyone
- Jesus
- Blu Aardvark, according to your average Wikipedophile moron.