I Hate Horses

One of the many horses worthy of your hatred.

I Hate Horses (now known as ifuckinghatehorses.com) is a blog written by Glue Factory Bob and Dog Food Dale as a means to vent their hatred. Keep in mind that Glue Factory Bob and Dog Food Dale may be one and the same. And what is it, exactly, that they hate so much? Horses. We're not fucking kidding. Most of their blog is spent stating how much they hate horses, how much they love anything that kills horses, how much they love glue, and how much they hate police for riding horses. Numerous pictures of horses in embarrassing situations are littered throughout their blog. They also seem to have an affection for all caps.

PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) spokesman Spitz agrees with Rachelle:

	“	rachelle is right. this isn't funny. horses are the victims of abuse every day. you guys should be ashamed.	„

Both upstanding citizens are wrong. Horse hating is funny as hell. Almost as fun as sniffing glue, physically participating in the brutal vivisection of a living foal with a blunt Gillette or getting his ass torn apart by a stallion.

Comments

Horse Lovers

The main drama of course comes from the horse-lovers themselves, shocked and appalled to discover such a hateful blog. Only CAPS LOCKS KEYS can express their true feelings.

• A clever retort from an avid horse fan
  A clever retort from an avid horse fan
• Unleashing the fucking fury.
  Unleashing the fucking fury.
• But what if a pony should log on and see this?
  But what if a pony should log on and see this?
• Suck what?
  Suck what?
• I hope you live ner a hospital!!11!1
  I hope you live ner a hospital!!11!1
• Interestingly they have no problem insulting retards ...
  Interestingly they have no problem insulting retards ...
• Or or gays ...
  Or or gays ...
• Even the blogger himself notices.
  Even the blogger himself notices.

Horse Haters

Equally loud and retarded are the blog's fan, who seemingly have not realised they too are the targets of pointless internet rage.

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  This is one of their favorites.
• Duct tape? You call that torture?! >:(
  Duct tape? You call that torture?! >:(
• Just like humans, miniatures are more irritating than full-sized horses.
  Just like humans, miniatures are more irritating than full-sized horses.
• It's a close call between chainsaws and powerdrills.
  It's a close call between chainsaws and powerdrills.
• Even God hates horses.
  Even God hates horses.
• Somewhat ironically this would actually be a reason to like horses.
  Somewhat ironically this would actually be a reason to like horses.
• Fuck it! Let's just nuke 'em!!1!
  Fuck it! Let's just nuke 'em!!1!

Youtube

Apparently I Hate Horses has created multiple youtube accounts for the lulz, and it has started a shitstorm and a youtube war. Apparently horse lovers really are dumber than shit.

http://www.youtube.com/user/ihatehorses32 http://www.youtube.com/user/ihatehorses31

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	“	i got to tell you something bitch fucking go to hell you fucking bitch horses should hate you bitch	„
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Gallery

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  "We can't kill foxes? Fine - let's kill something else ..."
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  In reality, Chip Bob and Dale like to fap to images like this.
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  This one gets them wet.
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  Castration. Use to troll horse lovers.
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  For that smoooooth taste.
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  They can't afford KY, so they use this instead. Plus it gave them AIDs.
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  For everybody who loved The Godfather.

See Also

• Horse
• Mr. Hands
• Longhorse
• Sewer horse