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==The Plot==
[[Image:Detergent1.png|thumb|right|The only good book in the series]]
...Well, there really isn't one. Rather, the "story" of Bleach is just an endless stream of fights with no point, strung together, with the enemies getting gayer looking with each successive fight to trick you into thinking the story is going somewhere. It's worth noting that less than half of the battles even feature Ichigo or his [[Insane Clown Posse|band of queers]]. The rest are just about stereotypical-looking retards who [[shit nobody cares about|no one gives a shit about]] and who have names that are too fucking long.
The battles themselves are much like the ones in [[Dragonball Z]] except a thousand times lamer. Some random character will be running along and some other random dumbass will appear in their path for no reason. It'll then cut to a flashback showing the two of them when they were friends 9,000 years ago. Back in the present, they'll spend about twenty minutes talking on and on and on about how they're gonna kick some of [[dat ass]] before sending their swords into god mode, which transforms said swords into mile-long turds or something. For the next 7 episodes they'll [[Dungeons & Dragons|wave their swords around]] before one of them will reveal that they're [[only 2 percent|ONLY USING TWO PERCENT OF THEIR POWER!!!!!!11!!%]]. The other will scream at them to stop holding back and they'll continue fighting for 20 more episodes before one of them will sustain a cut to the shoulder and [[fail|die]], only to be shown being revived in the next episode. Somehow, despite being [[Death_Note|death gods]] who wield [[penis|magic swords]] that turn into demons or some other fucking retarded thing, nobody ever manages to get hit anywhere other than the shoulder.
===The First of [[over 9000|Many, Many Arcs]]===
Ichigo Kurosaki is a [[13 year old boy|15 year old boy]] who can see dead people. Meanwhile, Rukia the Soul Reaper has been dead for [[at least 100|150 years]]. The two meet when [[you gonna be raped|Ichigo is about to get raped by a Hollow]], and Rukia tries to give him some of her powers. But as she is the rare Asian that can't do math, she [[divide by 0|divided by zero]] and [[I_accidentally_X|Ichigo accidentally all Rukia's Soul Reaper powers]] and goes all Super Saiyan on the viewing audience. Some believe the size of his hueg sword means he's [[cock|over-compensating for something.]] [[Penis|One can only wonder what.]]
The show sets up pretty early that Ichigo craves the cock, because he not only has Rukia sleeping in his closet every night and Orihime the walking chestcicle willing to suck his tiny azn dick (that's right even though he has orange hair he's azn), and not once does he try tapping any of [[dat ass]].
[[Image:bleach1.jpg|thumb|right|The first of many [[rape]] scenes]]
Ichigo and Renji's faggotry on display; NOW IN THREE LANGUAGES!
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[[Image:Even when you drop the soap...no, especially when you drop it.jpg|thumb|right|"[[surprise buttsex|BFF]]'s Forever GAIz!1!" -[[pretty cool guy|Chad]]. ]]
===[[emo|Soul Society Arc]]===
Soul Society decides to [[get banned faggot|ban Rukia]] [[dying alone|from IRL forever]] for her shameful math skillz. Ichigo, always in search of a good fight like [[Animu_Archetypes|your typical shounen hero]] rushes off to save her, along with all his other BFF. From this point forwards, you'll need a score to keep track of the many characters that join the cast that includes [[:File:Bleach-kenpachi.jpg|batshit captains]], flaming fairies that make [[Chris Crocker]] look butch and the only known example of [[:File:KomamuraSajin.png|anonymous turning furry]].
Rukia, who was the stereotypical batshit fighting chick whenever a guy peeks at her panties become a complete and total emo. We eventually learn she feels [[troll's remorse]] for killing her <strike>[[dead friend|BFF]]</strike> married lover after he became an Hollow and she was [[almost raped]]. BAWWWWWWWWW, [[sob story|how sad for her]]. [[:File:Rufflecar_gets_a_blowjob.jpg|This]] is about the only thing worth remembering from that.
Eventually, we discover no one gave a shit about Ichigo or Rukia, but that this was all an elaborate ruse for <s>[[God|Aizen's]] </s>Superman's evil deed to use [[ZA WARUDO]]. Instead of getting an epic battle...Ichigo goes home after Rukia is saved. Lame.
[[Image:Some_picture.jpg|thumb|left|A major element of the story. ]]
===Bount Arc===
...was lame ass filler that [[no one gives a shit|no one gave a shit]] about. Not even the [[fag|fans]]. Shocking, [[amirite]]?
...It's probably the best arc though, 'cause Kubo didn't write it.
===[[Mexico|Hueco Mundo]]===
Aizen is almost ready to unleash [[ZA WARUDO]], but needs Orihime's [[Sailor Moon|powers of the moon]] to do it. He creates a bunch of Hollow/Shinigami [[Mpreg|assbabies]] called Arrancar/Espada who live in a giant [[muslims|mosque]] named [[Taco Bell|Las Noches]] because the author needs to up the battle count for this show. And because more characters = [[????|more story]] = [[Profit|more money]]. And instead of having to sit through Ichigo and company's fights, you'll get to see every captain, leuitenant and his uncle battle, too. Or rather talk for the first twenty minutes of every episode (without commericals, the show is twenty-three minutes long. Think about it)(and be horrified. UTTERLY).
[[Bitch|Orihime]] becomes even moar useless throughout this arc, the only words she's able to say coherently being "[[ALL_CAPS|KUROSAK-KUN! KUROSAKI-KUN! KUROSAK-KUN! KUROSAKI-KUN!KUROSAK-KUN! KUROSAKI-KUN!]]" over and over again. Even the biggest fans want to stick a gag to get her to [[STFU]].
The only memorable character from this arc is [[Mike Tyson|CHARLOTTE COOLHORN]], a sparkly twink tranny that will give you nightmares upon looking at his face. Awkwardly enough, he was the only funny character.
After that arc Kubo also killed off the [[retarded|"deep"]], blind, [[nigger|tar baby]], by having him turn into a [[penis]] and then a cricket before griefing the [[furry]] captain and getting cut in half. Kubo also made the only other [[nigger|Golliwog]] person in the anime have the ability to [[what|turn into a pumpkin.]]
Oh yeah, the only useful thing that happened in this arc was that someone had the balls to ''acutally kill Ichigo''. That same character apperently ate someone's hand off screen, kidnapped Orihime, and was badass all together UNTIL HE HAD TO DIE AN EMO DEATH.
Too many to list. Most Annie Mays are infamous for having at least 100 characters with various degrees of emo background. Bleach takes that concept and ramps it up to eleven, as the most recent opening (complete with fanservice and bad J-Pop music) shows.
Suffice it to say that many of the main characters (including Ichigo) get shuffled to the side in place of many tertiary characters and about ten million or so other villains that have popped up through the series and comic relief characters EVERYONE CARES ABOUT.
Bankai: the Bleach equivalent of Super Saiyan. This is the final solution to end all battles and 'pwn' your opponents, whenever anyone on this show shuts up long enough to actually fight. One notable bankai is that of Rukia's gay fairy brother Byakuya. Again, it shoots PETALS. Pink fucking petals.
Hollows: Big ass monsters out to kill everyone and rape them with their tentacles, in that order. They will tell their victims "I EET YOU!!!"
Arrancar: Hollow/Soul Reaper assbabies. All the women have gigantic breasts that make Orihime look as flat as Rukia in comparision and the men are either flaming gay or old bastards.
No one dies on this show: Seriously. Unless you are a bad guy or Ichigo's mom, you'll be beaten to an inch of your life and be AWWRIGHT by the next episode.
Only one guy had the balls to fuck everything up. Of course, he was an emo, so it didn't count.
ATTENTION ICHIRUKI FANS!!!!! (If you aren't in Bleach or aren't IchiRuki, you can ignore this.)
Take all_for_bleach and kurosaki_clinic off your friends lists and unjoin them! They are enemies of IchiRuki and free speech, and they hate you and your pairing!
Don't let yourselves be second-class citizens of fandom anymore! STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS!
Like any big fandom, there are plenty of batshitshippers ready to defend their pairing's honor at a moment's notice. The biggest rivarly (LOLWUT) is that between Ichigo/Rukia and Ichigo/Orihime fans; however, both camps fail to realize that Ichigo is more interested in playing swords than he is in porking his sword into either one of them.
Compare Gin Ichimaru to Hazama and say Hazama "is just Gin with dyed hair". Hopefully it'll work, if not, post picture. For BlazBlue fans, switch 'em around.
Anti-Rukia club: Jam-packed with the most batshit fangirls this side of Harry/Hermione. Their reason to hate Rukia boil down to her being moar manly than Ichigo, and thus totally able to top him in a round of hot yaoi sex. Notice how everyone is raping her in the thread banner.Link to the last one with more lulzy comments
If any anime can give Naruto a run for it's money in the faggotry department, it's this show. You often don't have to shoop pictures to show how most of the characters would rather suck off cocks than eat pussy (except Chizuru).
Furry Level: 10/10 for former Anon Komamura and Grimmjaw turning furry.
Gay Level: OVER 9000! At least 100 of those points are due to Renji's sexual confusion, but other factors include but are not limited to: Shuuhei's gay 69 tattoo, Ichigo's large sword covering up for his small Aznpenis, Chizuru the dyke, Byakuya's sword producing FUCKING PANSIES for bankai, everyone having an emo past, and Ichigo having Rukia living in his closet and not once does his think about tapping that ass. AND CHARLOTTE COOLHORN. Not even Matsumoto and Orihime's giant tits can counteract the epic levels of gay in this show.
Merchandising: ONE MILLION. The show has about 42shitty opening and ending songs and each character has over 9,000 images songs (9,000 times 9,000...you do the math).They all sound pretty much like every other Japanese-y J-Pop song ever, not to mention three movies that continue where the filler arcs leave off to assrape the manga even moar.
