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Warning!
This article and its respective subpages may leave you wanting to adopt a blindmute loli. Note that you may not be suitable to do so and that you should leave blindmute loli adoption to the professionals.

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT JAKE ACTUALLY MANAGES TO ADOPT ERIKA AND RESISTS THE URGE TO RAPE HER!!!1

Blindmute Loli is a story about a guy who runs into a blind, mute runaway orphan and the hardships he goes through in his life. The authenticity of this story is impossible to know, but read it yourself and you'll see why it has a devoted following.

Summary

Characters

Main Cast	Secondary Cast	The Wall Familiy	Melinda's Family	Jake's Familiy	Erika's Familiy	LOLWUT Cast

Main Cast

Secondary Cast

The Wall Family

James Wall (Jim)

Cynthia

Eric
Melania
Amelia

Melinda's Family

Melinda's Dad
Melinda's Mom
Melinda's Sister
Melinda's Cousin

Jake's Family

Jake's Dad
Jame's Mom
Amelia
Emily

Erika's Family

Erika's Dad
Erika's Mom
Erika's Sister - mentioned only once. She was even younger than Erika before her untimely death, allegedly in a car accident.

LOLWUT Cast

Story

The story is divided into chapters by months, so that your ghetto modem could handle this and that you wouldn't suffocate from all the win at once (and what a great loss to this site it would be) and also because this shit was lazily ripped from Shii's site word by word.

External Links

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+{{Warning|This article and its respective subpages may leave you wanting to [[Kidnap|adopt]] a blindmute loli. Note that [[you]] may not be [[Fail|suitable]] to do so and that you should leave blindmute loli adoption to the [[B|professionals]].}}
+{{Spoiler|JAKE ACTUALLY MANAGES TO ADOPT ERIKA AND RESISTS THE URGE TO RAPE HER}}
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 ==Summary==
-[[Image:BlindmuteLoli.jpg|thumb|225px|left|Artist's rendition of Erika]]
+[[Image:BlindmuteLoli.jpg|thumb|150px|left|[[Weeaboo|Artist]]'s rendition of [[Loli|Erika]]]]
 ==Characters==
-'''Anon/Jake''' - Works at a shitty fast-food place, and is the one who finds Erika. He is a typical [[anon]], except he is a bit less of a [[pedophile]] than your average channer.<br>
+{|style="text-align:center" align="center" border="1"
+|Main Cast
-'''Blindmute Loli/Erika''' - The famous [[loli]], she is a pale asian with the same haircut as [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Rei]]. As the name implies, she is a blindmute(aka she cant see or talk). She is a badass at checkers, and apparently [[Batman|her parents are dead.]]<br>
+|Secondary Cast
+|The Wall Familiy
-'''Roommate/Luke''' - Jake's roommate in the beginning, he has a chubby dog as well as a girlfriend who Jake almost ends up having sex with, he almost walks in on them. Jake, being the [[Retarded|amazingly shrewd]] anon he is, talks about it in his posts. Luke finds out and gets his face beat in by Jake.<br>
+|Melinda's Family
+|Jake's Familiy
-'''Temptress Loli/Megan''' - Slutty loli who flirts with Jake and eventually gets his ass fired from his shitty fast-food job.<br>
+|Erika's Familiy
+|LOLWUT Cast
+|-
+|'''<span class="co;[-];[+];1;main"></span>'''
+|'''<span class="co;[-];[+];0;secn"></span>'''
+|'''<span class="co;[-];[+];0;wall"></span>'''
+|'''<span class="co;[-];[+];0;redn"></span>'''
+|'''<span class="co;[-];[+];0;jake"></span>'''
+|'''<span class="co;[-];[+];0;loli"></span>'''
+|'''<span class="co;[-];[+];0;lulz"></span>'''
+|}
+<div class="main">
+===Main Cast===
+*[[Anon|Jake]]
+*[[Loli|Erika]]
+*[[Fatass|Luke]]
+*[[OCD|Melinda]]
+*[[Bureaucratic Fuck|Sharon]]
+</div>
+<div class="secn">
+===Secondary Cast===
+*[[Domestic violence|Ryan]]
+*[[Jew|Landlord]]
+*[[Troll|Cheryl]]
+*[[Batshit insane|Gloria]]
+*[[The Man|Boss]]
+*[[Jailbait|Megan]]
+*[[Douchebag|Mark]]
+</div>
+<div class="wall">
+===The Wall Family===
+*James Wall (Jim)
+Cynthia
+*Eric
+*Melania
+*Amelia
+</div>
+<div class="redn">
+===Melinda's Family===
+*Melinda's Dad
+*Melinda's Mom
+*Melinda's Sister
+*Melinda's Cousin
+</div>
+<div class="jake">
+===Jake's Family===
+*Jake's Dad
+*Jame's Mom
+*Amelia
+*Emily
+</div>
+<div class="loli">
+===Erika's Family===
+*Erika's Dad
+*Erika's Mom
+*[[Loli|Erika's Sister]] - mentioned only once. She was even younger than Erika before her untimely death, allegedly in a car accident.
+</div>
+<div class="lulz">
+===LOLWUT Cast===
+*[[Curtains|Kaji]]
+*[[Fleshlight|Senor]]
+*[[IDIFTL|The Lamp]]
+*[[Nigra|Bill Cosby Double]]
+</div>
+<div style="clear:left"></div>
 ==Story==
-*[[Blindmute Loli/June 2007]]
+The story is divided into chapters by months, so that your ghetto modem could handle this and that you wouldn't suffocate from all the [[win]] at once (and what a [[And nothing of value was lost|great loss]] to this site it would be) and also because this shit was lazily ripped from [[Shii]]'s site [[Copypasta|word by word]].
-*[[Blindmute Loli/July 2007]]
+*[[Blindmute Loli/June 2007|June 2007]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/August 2007]]
+*[[Blindmute Loli/July 2007|July 2007]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/September 2007]]
+*[[Blindmute Loli/August 2007|August 2007]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/October 2007]]
+*[[Blindmute Loli/September 2007|September 2007]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/November 2007]]
+*[[Blindmute Loli/October 2007|October 2007]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/December 2007]]
+*[[Blindmute Loli/November 2007|November 2007]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/January 2008]]
+*[[Blindmute Loli/December 2007|December 2007]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/February 2008]]
+*[[Blindmute Loli/January 2008|January 2008]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/March 2008]]
+*[[Blindmute Loli/February 2008|February 2008]]
-*[[Blindmute Loli/September 2008]]
+*[[Blindmute Loli/March 2008|March 2008]]
+*[[Blindmute Loli/September 2008|September 2008]]
 ==External Links==

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