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Antoine Dodson is a notable African American homosexual living in the beautifully diverse neighborhood of Lincoln Park in Huntsville, Alabama. He became jealous that the rapist who broke into the home he shares with his family passed him up for his sister. Since the perp was not gay, Antoine instead helped save his sister Kelly from surprise sex in her own bed.

Local news covered the story, and included an interview with Antoine, and his sister.

The Internet responded positively to the hilarity of the interview with the super-flamboyant Antoine and remix videos were swiftly produced. He is not yet a member of the GNAA.

The Original Interview

	“	Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln Park. He's climbin in your windows, he's snatchin yo people up, tryin to rape 'em, so y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, cuz they rapin errbody out here.	„
	—Antoine Dodson, on life in the projects

	“	We got yo tshirt, you left fingerprints and all. You are so dumb... you are really dumb, fo real.	„
	—Antoine Dodson, on the perp doing it wrong

	“	You don't have to come and confess that you did it. We lookin fo you, we gon find you. I'm lettin you know dat nah, so you can run and tell dat. Homeboy!! rolls eyes	„
	—Antoine Dodson

Local News Station Discovers the Internet

<video type="youtube" id="-hdC16-cTQ0" width="480" height="360" desc="Local news station learning about how the Internet works." frame="true" position="center"/> The local news station soon discovered people were watching copies of their show covering Dodson. One news anchor, having recently read a New York Times article about viral videos, thought this was important and decided to cash in. Dodson, wearing the attire of a fashionable gay nigger, was interviewed about the Internet's reaction.

Dodson's YouTube Channel

<video type="youtube" id="4gVMkH0HmjQ" width="480" height="360" desc="Dodson doing the hair of a white woman" frame="true" position="center"/> Dodson has further proved that all black men love white women, even if they are gay. This video also makes the racial statement that white women are, overall, more desirable. Not just for loving, but for their sexy hair. He has launched a Youtube channel in which he will continue to post his interactions with white women. He also claimed the video was the #1 most watched video on youtube.

Bed Intruder Song

Made because Auto Tune is what everyone must add to any video that has any amount of lulz in it, thus killing the lulz like AIDS killed the gays. Disregard the fact that we posted this as Video of the Now last Thursday.

Extended Rap Version

Made because the original creators of the video were angry at the fags stealing their video and REPOSTING it to gain a few lulz and completely succeeding. They tried preventing newfags from stealing it by putting their picture at the beginning and end of the video.