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[[Last Thursday]], Petrozza (Trozza), whose actual name is Louis Petrozza, was a contestant on the show Hell's Kitchen. The show features [[over 9000]] episodes in which the chef, [[England|Gordan Ramsay]] yells and humiliates the contestants as they make [[food]] and [[crap]]. But I digress. Originally from [[Long Island]], Trozza found his cooking [[sex|passion]] after watching his [[Italian]] grandmother cook feasts for the fam. Louis Petrozza was the oldest contestant on the forth season at [[old|forty seven years old]], and was known for his spot on cooking despite being very messy in the kitchen. He is also known for his lulzworthy appearance - a combination of Jew-like eyebrows and Italian skintone (a rarity). But he seems like a nice guy, which is why every picture is created with [[fail|tender loving care]]. We love him anyway. No, not that kind of love you [[butthurt]] [[fag]]. | [[Last Thursday]], Petrozza (Trozza), whose actual name is Louis Petrozza, was a contestant on the show Hell's Kitchen. The show features [[over 9000]] episodes in which the chef, [[England|Gordan Ramsay]] yells and humiliates the contestants as they make [[food]] and [[crap]]. But I digress. Originally from [[Long Island]], Trozza found his cooking [[sex|passion]] after watching his [[Italian]] grandmother cook feasts for the fam. Louis Petrozza was the oldest contestant on the forth season at [[old|forty seven years old]], and was known for his spot on cooking despite being very messy in the kitchen. He is also known for his lulzworthy appearance - a combination of Jew-like eyebrows and Italian skintone (a rarity). But he seems like a nice guy, which is why every picture is created with [[fail|tender loving care]]. We love him anyway. No, not that kind of love you [[butthurt]] [[fag]]. | ||
He was last seen [[kill it with fire|cooking]] some [[ass|beef]] wellingtons. They were so tasty, even [[Gary_yourofsky|Gary Yourofsky]] approved! | He was last seen [[kill it with fire|cooking]] some [[ass|beef]] wellingtons. They were so tasty, even [[Gary_yourofsky|Gary Yourofsky]] approved! | ||
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== Petrozza's Adventures in Memes & Other Reposts == | ==Petrozza's Adventures in Memes & Other Reposts== | ||
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Image:Lentilmen.jpg|Lentil soup, anyone? | Image:Lentilmen.jpg|Lentil soup, anyone? | ||
Image:Longpetrozza.jpg|[[longcat|longtrozza]] | Image:Longpetrozza.jpg|[[longcat|longtrozza]] | ||
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Image:Yentilmensch.jpg|WTC? | Image:Yentilmensch.jpg|WTC? | ||
Image:Loos_potrosa.jpg|[[Woll Smoth|Loos Potrosoh]] | Image:Loos_potrosa.jpg|[[Woll Smoth|Loos Potrosoh]] | ||
Image:Petrozza_exploit.png|thumb|right|200px|[[Oh exploitable!]] Petrozza | |||
Image:Final_touch.jpg|thumb|right|200px|brb food | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
Image:Newfagwtroz.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Petrozza and some [[newfag]] | |||
Image:Trozzachef.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Trozza and chef | |||
Image:Emotrozza.jpg|Oh you! | Image:Emotrozza.jpg|Oh you! | ||
Image:Failpetrozza.PNG|Failed Petrozza meme cover | Image:Failpetrozza.PNG|Failed Petrozza meme cover | ||
Latest revision as of 13:41, 29 April 2016

Last Thursday, Petrozza (Trozza), whose actual name is Louis Petrozza, was a contestant on the show Hell's Kitchen. The show features over 9000 episodes in which the chef, Gordan Ramsay yells and humiliates the contestants as they make food and crap. But I digress. Originally from Long Island, Trozza found his cooking passion after watching his Italian grandmother cook feasts for the fam. Louis Petrozza was the oldest contestant on the forth season at forty seven years old, and was known for his spot on cooking despite being very messy in the kitchen. He is also known for his lulzworthy appearance - a combination of Jew-like eyebrows and Italian skintone (a rarity). But he seems like a nice guy, which is why every picture is created with tender loving care. We love him anyway. No, not that kind of love you butthurt fag.
He was last seen cooking some beef wellingtons. They were so tasty, even Gary Yourofsky approved!
Petrozza's Adventures in Memes & Other Reposts
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Lentil soup, anyone?
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brb, soup
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WTC?
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Oh exploitable! Petrozza
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brb food
See Also