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[[Image:Futuramaanime.jpg|frame|center|This is what happens when [[Weeaboo]]s get to American cartoons.]]
[[Image:Futuramaanime.jpg|frame|center|This is what happens when [[Weeaboo]]s get to American cartoons.]]
Imagine ''[[The Simpsons]]'' with less pop culture references, more [[lulz]], and more [[science fiction]] wankery, more space, more danger, and more slutty women and dark humour and you've got yourself Futurama. '''''Futurama''''' is an animated sitcom series set in the year 3000, first discovered by the band Busted. It was remembered as a show so bad, that [[Fox News|Fox]] would purposely let its football games run longer than usual to ensure no one would have to sit through more of Matt Groening's eye-rape. [[Some argue|Many claim]] the show's conception was a writing vampire, draining the lulz out of ''The Simpsons'' as Groening forced the competent writers to write one-liners for an alcoholic robot.
Imagine ''[[The Simpsons]]'' with less pop culture references, more [[science fiction]] wankery, more slutty women and dark humour and you've got yourself '''''Futurama''''', an animated sitcom series set in the year 3000. This show is so bad [[Fox News|Fox]] would purposely let its football games run longer than usual to ensure no one would have to sit through another batch of Matt Groening's eye-rape. [[Some argue|Many claim]] the show's conception was a writing vampire, draining the lulz out of ''The Simpsons'' as Groening forced the competent writers to write one-liners for an alcoholic robot.
The episodes sucked, the writing was garbage and in 2003, Fox canned the show. After much [[butthurt]], ''Futurama'' debuted four straight-to-DVD movies sometime [[last Thursday]]. Then, in 2010, Comedy Central aired the first of 26 new half-hour episodes which are [[lie|really, really good]].
The episodes sucked, the writing was garbage and in 2003, Fox canned the show. After much [[butthurt]], ''Futurama'' debuted four straight-to-DVD movies sometime [[last Thursday]]. Then, in 2010, Comedy Central aired the first of 26 new half-hour episodes which are [[lie|really, really good]].
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[[Image:Hypnotoad crop.gif|thumb|[[Hypnotoad|Hypnotoa-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD]]]]
[[Image:Hypnotoad crop.gif|thumb|[[Hypnotoad|Hypnotoa-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD]]]]
On New Years Eve, 1999, Fry, a [[ginger]] Downs Syndrome patient turned-delivery-boy, falls into a cryogenic chamber and freezes himself for a thousand years. This spawned a raging fanboy base from the very beginning, as the targeted demographic are [[truth|losers and fags]]. He gets a job at the Planet Express Delivery Company with his [[Old|nephew]], Professor Farnsworth. Every episode begins with the Professor walking into a room and saying "[Blank] news, everyone!" before sending them on an an incredibly dangerous and near-fatal mission. The writers run with the premise that the future is [[orly|different than the present]], where even making a phone call is [[ironic|painfully ironic]].
On New Years Eve, 1999, [[Fry|ginger]], a Downs Syndrome patient-turn-delivery-boy, falls into a cryogenic chamber and freezes himself for a thousand years. This spawned a raging fanboy base from the very beginning as the targeted demographic are [[You|losers and fags]]. He gets a job at the Planet Express Delivery Company with his nephew [[Old|Professor Farnsworth]]. Every episode begins with the Professor walking into a room and saying "[Blank] news, everyone!" before sending them on an an incredibly dangerous and near-fatal mission. The writers run with the premise that [[orly|the future is different than the present]] and even making a phone call is [[ironic|painfully ironic]].
==Characters==
==Characters==
*'''[[Retard|Phillip J. Fry]]''': In case you have dementia and forget multiple times an episode, Fry is from the 20th century. He is voiced by Billy West, who also did [[truth|every other voice on the show]]. His squinty eyes ''ARE'' the [[meme]] [[I see what you did there]]. He goes back in time and [[Wincest|fucks his own grandmother when she was young]], so he's his own grandfather.
*'''[[Retard|Phillip J. Fry]]''': In case you have dementia and forget multiple times an episode, Fry is from the 20th century. He is voiced by Billy West, who also did [[truth|every other voice on the show]]. His squinty eyes ''ARE'' the [[meme]] [[I see what you did there]]. Fry is also his own grandfather, having gone back in time and [[Wincest|fucked his grandmother]].
*'''[[Child Abduction|Bender B. Rodriguez]]''': A [[Black|lazy, alcoholic, chain smoking, kleptomaniac]] "[[gay|bending]]" robot. It was [[Duh|no surprise]] when it was revealed in the third season ([[fanboi|episode one]]) that he is actually [[Mexican]]. His dream is to one day kill all humans,[[HAHAHA_DISREGARD_THAT,_I_SUCK_COCKS|except Fry]], as he reveals in an overly BAWWWWW-inducing episode. Although he never gets around to it. Fucking Mexicans.
*'''[[Child Abduction|Bender B. Rodriguez]]''': A [[Black|lazy, alcoholic, chain smoking, kleptomaniac]] "[[gay|bending]]" robot. It was [[Duh|no surprise]] when it was revealed in the third season ([[fanboi|episode one]]) that he is actually [[Mexican]]. His dream is to one day kill all humans,[[HAHAHA_DISREGARD_THAT,_I_SUCK_COCKS|except Fry]], although he never gets around to it. Fucking Mexicans.
*'''[[Mary Sue|Turanga Leela]]''': The [[Bitch|smart, independent woman character]] necessary to [[Family Guy|move the plot forward]]. Leela is a karate master, alien-cyclops-mutant-human with a good body, [[lesbian|however, she cannot find another man for the life of her]]. Fry wants to fuck her brains out, but he's constantly Cockblocked by all manner of things, including Zapp Brannigan; some fat guy she had a brief encounter with [[in the ass|in the bedroom]] and is reminded constantly of it. She is voiced by Peggy Bundy from ''Married With Children''.
*'''[[Mary Sue|Turanga Leela]]''': The [[Bitch|smart, independent woman character]] necessary to [[Family Guy|move the plot forward]]. Leela is a karate master, alien-cyclops-mutant-human with a good body, [[lesbian|however, she cannot find another man for the life of her]]. Fry desperately wants to fuck her brains out but she friend-zone'd him harder than the average ED user. She is voiced by Peggy Bundy from ''Married With Children'', the whiny cunt with the big hair and old tits.
*'''[[Old|Prof. Hubert Farnsworth]]''': [[At least 100|At least 160]] years old and owns Planet Express, Farnsworth does little else but sleep, invent pointless gadgets and yell at his employees. Notable inventions include the [[Smell Yo Dick|Smell-O-Scope]] and the [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|'What-If' machine]]. His character concept is basically the assfuckery between that scientist nerd and Grandpa Abe from the Simpsons. Fry is Farnsworth's distant newphew or some shit, you'll get a headache thinking about it.
*'''[[Old|Prof. Hubert Farnsworth]]''': [[At least 100|At least 160]]-years-old and owner of Planet Express, Farnsworth does little else but sleep, invent pointless gadgets and yell at his employees. Notable inventions include the [[Smell Yo Dick|Smell-O-Scope]] and the [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|'What-If' machine]]. His character concept is the ass-baby of Professor Frink and Grandpa Abe from the Simpsons. Fry is Farnsworth's distant newphew or some shit; you'll get a headache thinking about it.
*'''[[Whore|Amy Wong]]''': A rich [[AZN]] slut from Mars [[Beastiality|who's dating the alien, Kif Kroker]]. But she broke up with him had sex with Fry for an episode. Largely another channel for Matt Groening's tits-and-ass fantasies, Amy exists as the character of whom Leela is constantly jealous, because she gets some and Leela doesn't. Amy is a constant source of angst for Leela because she serves as a constant reminder that girls should have 2 eyes and NO PENIS. Frequently Rule 34'd. She was created purposely by Groening to show the idiocy of the fan boy who will easily admit, in topics asking who they would rather screw - Amy or Leela, that anyone who is willing to touch their dick is a whore and should be stayed away from
*'''[[Whore|Amy Wong]]''': A rich [[AZN]] skank from Mars [[Beastiality|who's dating the alien, Kif Kroker]]. Amy gets around; she has sex with Fry for an episode and is seduced by Zapp Brannigan with little effort. Largely another channel for Matt Groening's tits-and-ass fantasies, Amy exists as the character of whom Leela is constantly jealous. Frequently [[Rule 34]]'d, Amy is frequently chosen by [[fanboys]] over Leela in a "WHO WUD U FUK" discussion.
*'''[[Cthulhu|Dr. John A. Zoidberg]]''': [[oxymoron|Poor Jewish]] lobster doctor that has only five jokes on the entire show; having no money, eating anything he can find, being disliked, being a bad doctor and [[9/11|doing Jewish stuff]]. He gets incredibly horny in one episode and we find out it was his mating season. If he fucks someone, he dies. If he doesn't, he lives; so he's a [[virgin]] too.
*'''[[Cthulhu|Dr. John A. Zoidberg]]''': A [[oxymoron|poor and Jewish]] lobster doctor that has only five jokes on the entire show: having no money, eating anything he can find, being disliked, being a bad doctor and [[9/11|doing Jewish stuff]]. He gets incredibly horny in one episode and we find out it was his mating season, but if he fucks anyone, he dies. Since this godawful character is still about, it's safe to say he is a virgin.
*'''[[Black|Hermes Conrad]]''': The Jamaican created to vent cannabis jokes, Hermes is a [[Bureaucratic Fuck|bureaucrat]] [[shit nobody cares about|needed to round out the collection of racial stereotypes]]. Likes to limbo and [[fap|file shit]]. Later episodes, constantly seen with a green thing on his head, the other characters seem to be oblivious to it.
*'''[[Black|Hermes Conrad]]''': The Jamaican created to vent cannabis jokes, Hermes is a [[Bureaucratic Fuck|bureaucrat]] [[shit nobody cares about|needed to round out the collection of racial stereotypes]]. Likes to limbo and [[fap|file shit]]. In later episodes he constantly seen with a green thing on his head but the others seem oblivious to it.
*'''[[Fag|Zap Brannigan]]''': A source of lulz, Zapp is a ridiculous character used for taking pot-shots at William Shatner. He enjoys having his [[Australian|armpits shaved]] in the bath [[Gay|by his assistant Kif Kroker]] and wears a uniform so revealing it's a wonder Kiff hasn't been mentally scarred. He's also a fat tub of lard. It was intended for Phil Hartman to voice him, before [[pwned|he was shot by his slut of a wife.]]
*'''[[Fag|Zap Brannigan]]''': A source of lulz, Zapp is a ridiculous character used for taking pot-shots at William Shatner. He enjoys having his [[Australian|armpits shaved]] in the bath [[Gay|by his assistant Kif Kroker]] and wears a uniform so revealing Kroker has nightmarish wet dreams about his superior's scrotum. He is also a fat tub of lard but sucks in his gut to impress Leela/his troops/anything with up to six legs. It was intended for Phil Hartman to voice him before [[pwned|he was shot in the face by his slut wife.]]
*'''[[Pussy-whipped|Kif Kroker]]''': Zapp's wimpy lapboy, who's renouned for his annoyed sighs, and [[Win|being Amy's boyfriend]]. Despite dating Amy, [[srsly|Leela impregnates Kif in the fourth season by touching his hand]]. The fucking slut!
*'''[[Pussy-whipped|Kif Kroker]]''': Zapp's wimpy lapboy who is renouned for his annoyed sighs and [[win|being Amy's boyfriend]]. However, [[srsly|Leela impregnates Kif in the fourth season by touching his hand]] and he becomes even MORE annoying as a sissy alien who is pregnant.
*'''[[Your Mom|Mom]]''': Generic corporate overlord in the guise of a sweet old lady. Mom has had copious amounts of sloppy, old-people sex with Professor Farnsworth in the past, she's hated him ever since because he didn't call. One of her three kids is Farnsworth's, and he's the retarded one.
*'''[[Your Mom|Mom]]''': Generic corporate overlord in the guise of a sweet old lady. Mom has had copious amounts of sloppy, old-people sex with Professor Farnsworth in the past but harbors hate for him since he never called back. One of her three kids is Farnsworth's and (of course) it turns out to be the retarded one.
*'''[[Furry|Nibbler]]''': Leela's pet who is secretly an [[LOL WUT|ancient alien spy sent to protect Earth and Fry so he can kill giant brains]]. He shits out starship fuel in the form of "dark matter", the heaviest substance in the universe. Yes, really. It's a wonder he's still alive.
*'''[[Furry|Nibbler]]''': Leela's pet who is secretly an [[LOL WUT|ancient alien spy sent to protect Fry so he can kill giant brains about to rape the Earth]]. He shits starship fuel in the form of "dark matter", the heaviest substance in the universe.
*'''[[Hypnotoad]]''': Hypnotoad is the worst character in the history of all cart'''ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!'''
*'''[[Hypnotoad]]''': Hypnotoad is the worst char'''ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!'''
*'''[[Second|Scruffy]]''': I'm Scruffy, [[Pretty cool guy|the janitor]]. I ain't seen you before neither.
*'''[[Second|Scruffy]]''': I'm Scruffy, [[Pretty cool guy|the janitor]]. I ain't seen you before neither.
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==The [[shit|straight-to-DVD]] movies (aka Season 5)==
==The [[shit|straight-to-DVD]] movies (aka Season 5)==
*'''''Bender's Big Score''''': Professor Farnsworth finds out that the retarded Fox executives have been fired and beaten to death for cancelling ''Futurama'', Hermes gets [[Pwnt|decapitated]], everyone gets [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|scammed]] and Bender and Fry create a whole shitload of [[Time paradox|TIME PARADOXES!!!!!00110001001001111010000101101110011!]]. Because every paradox creates a duplicate of the character, there are [[Over 9000|over 9000]] Bender and Fry copies by the end. Thinking about how it's all possible will cause migraines, so don't. Reality implodes under the weight of retardation and the universe turns into [[goatse]].
*'''''Bender's Big Score''''': Professor Farnsworth finds out the Fox executives have been fired and beaten to death for canceling ''Futurama'', Hermes gets [[Pwnt|decapitated]], everyone gets [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|scammed]] and Bender creates a shitload of [[Time paradox|TIME PARADOXES!!!!!00110001001001111010000101101110011!]]. Because every paradox creates a duplicate of the character, Bender ends up raping the universe and creates [[Over 9000|over 9000]] copies of himself. Reality implodes under the weight of retardation and the universe turns into [[goatse]].
*'''''The Beast With A Billion Backs''''': After Bender tore the universe a new asshole in ''Bender's Big Score'', a giant shemale [[Flying Spaghetti Monster]] called Yivo comes out of it and [[tentacle rape]]s everyone by making them deepthroat him/her/schler in one giant gangbang. Fry and Zoidberg become the leaders of [[Scientology]], Zapp fucks Amy after [[The Great Dumbledore Dies Meme of 2005|KIF DIES!]] and Bender becomes a [[pirate]], leading <s>himself... or his other selves... the other Benders...</s> a shitload of Benders against Yivo and managing to hurt him with, wait for it... PAPER. Yes, fucking paper.
*'''''The Beast With A Billion Backs''''': After Bender tore space-time a new asshole in ''Bender's Big Score'', a shemale [[Flying Spaghetti Monster|Spaghetti Monster]] called Yivo [[tentacle rape]]s everyone by making them deepthroat him/her/schler in one giant gangbang. Fry becomes the leader of [[Scientology]], Zapp fucks Amy after [[The Great Dumbledore Dies Meme of 2005|KIF DIES!]] and Bender becomes a [[pirate]].
*'''''Bender's Game''''': Leela has a fit of [[Chris Benoit|roid-rage]] and smashes the shit out of the Planet Express ship, so [[BDSM|Professor Farnsworth makes her wear a shock collar and she starts enjoying it]]. Meanwhile Bender goes [[batshit insane]] and thinks he's a knight in a [[faggotry|mystical faerie world]]. He gets sent to the nuthouse while Professor and [[Your mom|Mom]] fight over some [[Meth|crystals]]. Some weird shit happens and they get sucked into Bender's imagination. From here on in it's just the ''Futurama'' characters doing some [[LARP]] and Fry and Leela are the only two that remember who they are. Culminates in a [[LOTR]] escapade but somehow everything reverts. [[Shit nobody cares about|Also one of Mom's retarded sons (the one with the pink hair) is Farnsworth's son]].
*'''''Bender's Game''''': Leela has a fit of [[Chris Benoit|roid-rage]] and smashes the Planet Express ship so[[BDSM|Professor Farnsworth makes her wear a shock collar (she enjoys it)]]. Meanwhile Bender goes [[batshit insane]] and thinks he's a knight in a [[faggotry|mystical faerie world]]. He gets sent to the nuthouse while Professor and [[Your mom|Mom]] fight over some [[Meth|crystals]]. Some weird shit happens and they get sucked into Bender's imagination; from here on in it's just the same plot line JUST discussed but the characters do some [[LARP]]. Culminates in a [[LOTR]] escapade but [[shit bricks|somehow everything reverts back to the FIRST plot line and Mom's autistic son is Farnsworth's]].
*'''''Into The Wild Green Yonder''''': It doesn't get stupider than this: Amy's dad comes up with a [[final solution|brilliant plan]]: Blow up teh universe to make way for [[oxymoron|a giant mini-golf course]]. Fry gets a piece of jewelery lodged in his brain which allows him to read minds, but he goes insane, dons a tinfoil hat and joins [[Anonymous|"The Legion of Mad Fellows"]]. Bender has an affair with a slutty fembot called [[Ass|Fanny]], Leela and Amy become [[feminists]] and they all have a [[orgy|big hippy party]] before saving a bunch of [[meat|animals]]. The movie ends with Fry and Leela finally getting together inside the Planet Express ship and [[BAWWW|expressing their feelings for each other]] as Brannigan's ship, the Nimbus, prepares to anally rape them. Suddenly the whole cast gets sucked into a wormhole which Professor Farnsworth says could take them [[Over 9000|billions of lightyears]] away and they might never return.
*'''''Into The Wild Green Yonder''''': It doesn't get stupider than this: Amy's dad comes up with a [[final solution|brilliant plan]]: blow the shit out of a star to make way for a planetary miniature golf course. Fry gets a piece of jewelery lodged in his brain which allows him to read minds but he goes nuts, dons a tinfoil hat and joins [[Anonymous|"The Legion of Mad Fellows"]]. Bender has an affair with a fembot called [[Ass|Fanny]], Leela and Amy become [[feminists]] and have an [[orgy|big hippy party]] before saving a bunch of [[meat|animals]]. The movie ends with Fry and Leela finally getting together inside the Planet Express ship and [[BAWWW|expressing their feelings for each other]] as Brannigan's ship, the Nimbus, lubes its space-cannon cock. Suddenly, the whole cast gets sucked into a giant wormhole and Professor Farnsworth says could take them [[Over 9000|billions of lightyears]] away, never to return.
[[Earth|I WONDER WHERE THE WORMHOLE WILL LEAVE THEM]]?!?!
[[Earth|I WONDER WHERE THE WORMHOLE WILL LEAVE THEM]]?!?!
Revision as of 08:10, 9 November 2011
This is what happens when Weeaboos get to American cartoons.
Imagine The Simpsons with less pop culture references, more science fiction wankery, more slutty women and dark humour and you've got yourself Futurama, an animated sitcom series set in the year 3000. This show is so bad Fox would purposely let its football games run longer than usual to ensure no one would have to sit through another batch of Matt Groening's eye-rape. Many claim the show's conception was a writing vampire, draining the lulz out of The Simpsons as Groening forced the competent writers to write one-liners for an alcoholic robot.
The episodes sucked, the writing was garbage and in 2003, Fox canned the show. After much butthurt, Futurama debuted four straight-to-DVD movies sometime last Thursday. Then, in 2010, Comedy Central aired the first of 26 new half-hour episodes which are really, really good.
On New Years Eve, 1999, ginger, a Downs Syndrome patient-turn-delivery-boy, falls into a cryogenic chamber and freezes himself for a thousand years. This spawned a raging fanboy base from the very beginning as the targeted demographic are losers and fags. He gets a job at the Planet Express Delivery Company with his nephew Professor Farnsworth. Every episode begins with the Professor walking into a room and saying "[Blank] news, everyone!" before sending them on an an incredibly dangerous and near-fatal mission. The writers run with the premise that the future is different than the present and even making a phone call is painfully ironic.
Prof. Hubert Farnsworth: At least 160-years-old and owner of Planet Express, Farnsworth does little else but sleep, invent pointless gadgets and yell at his employees. Notable inventions include the Smell-O-Scope and the 'What-If' machine. His character concept is the ass-baby of Professor Frink and Grandpa Abe from the Simpsons. Fry is Farnsworth's distant newphew or some shit; you'll get a headache thinking about it.
Amy Wong: A rich AZN skank from Mars who's dating the alien, Kif Kroker. Amy gets around; she has sex with Fry for an episode and is seduced by Zapp Brannigan with little effort. Largely another channel for Matt Groening's tits-and-ass fantasies, Amy exists as the character of whom Leela is constantly jealous. Frequently Rule 34'd, Amy is frequently chosen by fanboys over Leela in a "WHO WUD U FUK" discussion.
Dr. John A. Zoidberg: A poor and Jewish lobster doctor that has only five jokes on the entire show: having no money, eating anything he can find, being disliked, being a bad doctor and doing Jewish stuff. He gets incredibly horny in one episode and we find out it was his mating season, but if he fucks anyone, he dies. Since this godawful character is still about, it's safe to say he is a virgin.
Zap Brannigan: A source of lulz, Zapp is a ridiculous character used for taking pot-shots at William Shatner. He enjoys having his armpits shaved in the bath by his assistant Kif Kroker and wears a uniform so revealing Kroker has nightmarish wet dreams about his superior's scrotum. He is also a fat tub of lard but sucks in his gut to impress Leela/his troops/anything with up to six legs. It was intended for Phil Hartman to voice him before he was shot in the face by his slut wife.
Mom: Generic corporate overlord in the guise of a sweet old lady. Mom has had copious amounts of sloppy, old-people sex with Professor Farnsworth in the past but harbors hate for him since he never called back. One of her three kids is Farnsworth's and (of course) it turns out to be the retarded one.
Bender's Big Score: Professor Farnsworth finds out the Fox executives have been fired and beaten to death for canceling Futurama, Hermes gets decapitated, everyone gets scammed and Bender creates a shitload of TIME PARADOXES!!!!!00110001001001111010000101101110011!. Because every paradox creates a duplicate of the character, Bender ends up raping the universe and creates over 9000 copies of himself. Reality implodes under the weight of retardation and the universe turns into goatse.
The Beast With A Billion Backs: After Bender tore space-time a new asshole in Bender's Big Score, a shemale Spaghetti Monster called Yivo tentacle rapes everyone by making them deepthroat him/her/schler in one giant gangbang. Fry becomes the leader of Scientology, Zapp fucks Amy after KIF DIES! and Bender becomes a pirate.
Into The Wild Green Yonder: It doesn't get stupider than this: Amy's dad comes up with a brilliant plan: blow the shit out of a star to make way for a planetary miniature golf course. Fry gets a piece of jewelery lodged in his brain which allows him to read minds but he goes nuts, dons a tinfoil hat and joins "The Legion of Mad Fellows". Bender has an affair with a fembot called Fanny, Leela and Amy become feminists and have an big hippy party before saving a bunch of animals. The movie ends with Fry and Leela finally getting together inside the Planet Express ship and expressing their feelings for each other as Brannigan's ship, the Nimbus, lubes its space-cannon cock. Suddenly, the whole cast gets sucked into a giant wormhole and Professor Farnsworth says could take them billions of lightyears away, never to return.
Futurama IRL
Futurama and LOLcats
In Lego form.
The convenient way to become an hero. And at 25 cents, a bargain for the suicidal person on a budget.
Fry's dog
Richard Nixon's head was elected President of Earth in 3004.
Still got nothing on Raptor Jesus.
"Windmills do not work that way!! Good night!"
STFU and get to work.
Death by snu-snu.
The dance of my people.
A highly underused image macro.
Cam Whore luv Futurama...
A typical scene from Futurama.
Next season spoilers!
Actual deleted scene.
Screenshot from episode 202: Anthology of Interest I
The part you didn't see on TV or DVD.
Bender's original purpose
